Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Probably wanted dilly dilly, but couldn't use it so he went with something else with a D.

Checks out, he definitely wants some D.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Jack constantly thinks about turning on some guy's meat.

A lot of closet cases turn to organized religion to suppress it.

I don't know about Jack, but I get a strong closet case vibe from Junior. The question is, if it comes to fruition, would Tammy Jr. divorce him, or is she too CHRISTIAN-UH to entertain such a thing?

 

[Super Hans v2]

A lot of closet cases turn to organized religion to suppress it.

I don't know about Jack, but I get a strong closet case vibe from Junior. The question is, if it comes to fruition, would Tammy Jr. divorce him, or is she too CHRISTIAN-UH to entertain such a thing?

There is exactly one acceptable cause for divorce in the Pentacostal church, that being infidelity. Jr can only hold back his barely-concealed faggot pedophile urges for so long. It's inevitable.

 

[Quixotic Man]

No reason to divorce your husband just because he has some misters on the side. Its his 7/11 paycheck and he can spend it on Tennessee Twinks if he wants to.

 

[BaldCharles]

 

[Gulls on Film]

Either he's attempting to be sarcastic, or Tammy has been doing a better job of keeping him occupied with Blue's Clues reruns.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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He must be too stroked out from the carnivore diet to even notice that election crap is everywhere

 

[AnOminous]

Jack constantly thinks about turning on some guy's meat.

There's nothing Jack loves more than another dude's meat.

 

[Puggers]

Jack subposting his "friends" like a 15 year old girl. I'm sure your boomer friend who the post is directed to will definitely see this.

 

[desudesu]

Seems like Jack Junior has gotten his hands on Ozempic, most likely via his useless stroked-out father who has diabetes, and flexing on the fact.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Seems like Jack Junior has gotten his hands on Ozempic, most likely via his useless stroked-out father who has diabetes, and flexing on the fact.

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Can't wait until he gets Ozempic face. He's sure gonna pull all the 14 year old boys looking three times his age.

 

[AltisticRight]

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There's people running for president alright, but it wouldn't be Jack Scalfani.
He's not running.
He can't run.
Because he is FAT.
Jack Scalfani is FAT.
FATTTTTTTTTTT
And I will NOT have sex with him.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Jack constantly thinks about turning on some guy's meat.

Guess one upside of the dead arm is he can give himself The Stranger any time he wants.

 

[eatler]

Guess one upside of the dead arm is he can give himself The Stranger any time he wants.

If he can find his pecker first.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Guess one upside of the dead arm is he can give himself The Stranger any time he wants.

Could God create a shelf so strong Jack can heave his gunt onto it to expose his private parts for the first time since the Bush administration?

 

[Bassomatic]

I like how Jack only watches kids cartoons and shocked no election talk. Just like when I watch sports I hear nothing about discounts for shoes so I guess Nike isn't real...

It's a riot he's so weak and dying but he's spiraling outta loony town with these non sense posts half because he's retarded half because he slurs into his iPhone mommy got him.

The shop where he's trying to make a single dollar. I really have a gut feeling (and mines not Jack sized) they are a LOT worse off money wise and the support from Tammy's folks has been more than we know (both because of pride and shame) Jack loves hating poors despite not working. Jack is entitled to good things unlike wait staff.

I don't doubt they are some how exploiting Bri and jr either. I'm guessing over charged "rent" with the lie this will be yours one day as they pull a 2nd mortgage.

 

[boxybum]

Wow he is not looking good. I don't think he will make it past the end of the year.

 

[Super Hans v2]

I like how Jack only watches kids cartoons and shocked no election talk. Just like when I watch sports I hear nothing about discounts for shoes so I guess Nike isn't real...

With how severe the arrested development of Gen Z and Millenials is, I wouldn't be surprised if there were campaign or PAC ads on Cartoon Network or Nick. But even if not, he has to be getting his boomer mongoloid takes somewhere.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Wow he is not looking good. I don't think he will make it past the end of the year.
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THE CARNIVORE DIET IS WORKING GREAT, THANKS MOM

But seriously he is going downhill quick.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

wow the dandruff in his eyebrows lol