🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Mr.Bucket]

It's going to be such a massive fucking trainwreck. Part of me can't wait.

Everything they mentioned is just a disaster in the making.

Pov cameras for all contestants, Jon's crazy ass gonna be trying to shill his current scam to the NPCs, fatty gonna be fat and gross, tts is gonna be brutal on Simmons unless they filter the fuck out of it (which they will), etc etc.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Bro they couldn't even do basic challenges in a house how the fuck are they going to get this working in the forest?

 

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

I extracted some of the AI(presumably) fishtank songs they played towards the end of the pre-stream.
@Blackstar
They cut awkwardly but it is what it is.

Oh Shiiit... Fatty is Covered in Poop

Jet Boss Baby

TTS Anthem ( I guess )

Something about Chris Lynch

 

[Blitzsneed]

Bro they couldn't even do basic challenges in a house how the fuck are they going to get this working in the forest?

They won't even manage to get this live in the first place. They have 3 weeks, and the POV cameras are their "biggest challenge". In a forest. A place everyone knows that has guaranteed shitty mobile connection.

I extracted some of the AI fishtank songs they played towards the end of the pre-stream. I am assuming its AI btw, no idea but it seems likely.
@Blackstar
They cut awkwardly but it is what it is.

Oh Shiiit... Fatty is Covered in Poop
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Jet Boss Baby
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TTS Anthem ( I guess )
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Something about Chris Lynch
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Definitely AI. They most likely used this service for the background music.

 

[>-Ack!]

I recorded the stream with chat for anyone interested.
It is not edited down and there is about 40 minutes of the pre-stream, Jet playing odd music, TTS testing, some funny AI fishtank songs at some point. Skippable.

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interesting how sam always scratches some part of his face when a marky TTS gets trough

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Bro they couldn't even do basic challenges in a house how the fuck are they going to get this working in the forest?

A coyote is gonna come out and maul one of them, calling it now.

I'm assuming, since vampires, this is gonna be mostly done at night. Wtf are they gonna do for security? What am I saying, they won't have any.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Someone is absolutely going to wander out of the show's designated camping area and either succumb to the elements or get shot by a homeowner.

 

[joker jimmy]

Sounds like they got a b (one of the main two S2 recappers) to narrate, cool to see him get something done for the show.

No they just used the same AI Archer voice

 

[Aidan]

Someone is absolutely going to wander out of the show's designated camping area and either succumb to the elements or get shot by a homeowner.

So long as the camera keeps working...

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Jet suffers from extreme gamer brain it seems, he increasingly wants to videogame-ify Fishtank. "Fishtank" is quickly becoming a misnomer. Also seems like they're still figuring out how it's going to work at most levels.

 

[feral cat #6385]

This is going to be horrible. I can't wait!

 

[Marche]

JET SLOP IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

This is like peak "Sounds like a great idea" and will turn out to be so fucking bad and poorly executed resulting in so much needing to readjust rules and make it work.
Also being outdoors I'm sure some retard is going to dox the location from the clouds and trees and have police show up

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Sam has literally aged like 20 years physically since world peace was cancelled it's insane.

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

Maybe Sam could run an actual casting call and vet people based on how eccentric or interesting they are, and not just perpetually embezzle all the money.

An actual casting call would involve industry professionals doing the work at industry pay, and not a bunch of wiggers working at McDonald's wages and doing whippets at work.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Sam has literally aged like 20 years physically since world peace was cancelled it's insane.

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Sam also turned into a roid golem in that timeframe. When you share a phenotype with Trotsky this is kind of the best you can do.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Sam also turned into a roid golem in that timeframe. When you share a phenotype with Trotsky this is kind of the best you can do.

Steroids have to be one of the most retarded drugs you can take. Literally taking off 20+ years off your lifespan to get more muscle.

 

[retard strength II]

I am excited to see how this goes and that includes the many, many mistakes and their consequences!

 

[DustBuns]

This is actually a cool idea, can't wait to see how bad it gets fucked up. I wasn't really in to the "2.5" concept until now.
I can't believe they got Simmons to come back for a summer camp. That shit doesn't even sound real.

 

[Aidan]

Sam has literally aged like 20 years physically since world peace was cancelled it's insane.

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World Peace was canceled 20 years ago.

This is actually a cool idea, can't wait to see how bad it gets fucked up. I wasn't really in to the "2.5" concept until now.
I can't believe they got Simmons to come back for a summer camp. That shit doesn't even sound real.

Simmons? You mean Simon, the Vietnamese comedian that bwoke Fishtank?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Confusing Simon with Simmons is criminal. Not okay at all.

 

[sixart]

if I paid for a season pass I'd endorse Simmons he's great at camping