Manosphere Matt Forney - Whiny Pillsbury Doughboy MRA

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CervixHammer said:
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does Alimony Mindset have AIDS or is it just that being next to Forney would make anyone look emaciated?
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Is it just me or does Matt's skull look weirdly misshapen?
 
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Some Native American tribes altered the shape of their heads by strapping boards to the heads of infants to get them to look the way they wanted. Forney looks like someone did the same to him.

Also, someone needs to manipulate him and MovieBob into conflict so we can laugh at them chimping out at each other.
 
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some recent symptoms of having a misshapen head:

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How does Matt manage to look worse and worse in just about every subsequent picture of his that's posted?

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GL99 said:
How does Matt manage to look worse and worse in just about every subsequent picture of his that's posted?

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He's gonna stroke out before he's 40. He's such a pudding-soft dude. His current fatness makes his insistence that fat women don't deserve love all the more risible. It's not even hypocrisy because I don't think Forney understands how visually unappealing he is, with that gushy body devoid of any sort of muscle and that unique head shape.
 
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I think I've read something from that guy before, or whatever. Can't tell one alpha male wannabe from another. I've certainly heard of the name.

I didn't really imagine, though, he was a testosterone depleted fatty. Jake Rapp looks manlier than he does.
 
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GL99 said:
How does Matt manage to look worse and worse in just about every subsequent picture of his that's posted?

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lol at that off the rack suit 3 sizes too big for him. I bet he thinks he looks good because it makes him look broad shouldered and hides the gut... but in reality he looks like some "husky" 10 year old trying on his father's suit.
 
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Okay not Forney, but his buddy Bechtloff is predicting a "blowout" in favor of Trump! And New York is going red!


I predict much crying over there on election night.
 
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