Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Pig Cups]

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Jr. really has Tammy’s face. Especially in the eyes. That beard is fucking atrocious, though.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

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He's such a weasel. Sticky me with top hats but he's so goddamm selfish. It's Mother's Day. You should want to go out your way for the woman who's the mother of your child but your  primary caretaker. If Tam wants to go to the moon for Mother's Day, Jack better start building a spaceship like he's fucking Wilford Brimley from The Thing. He won't because he's gonna 'avoid the crowd' but it's sad that this is Jack Jr.'s role model. Brianna has a lot of sad Mother's Days in store.

 

[Tiresome]

He's such a weasel. Sticky me with top hats but he's so goddamm selfish. It's Mother's Day. You should want to go out your way for the woman who's the mother of your child but your  primary caretaker.

This is the so-called Christian who has openly said he hates everything about Christmas but HIM getting presents. This is the guy who said he'd murder the neighborhood dogs if his mail was late. This is the guy who stiffs waitstaff if he thinks he's losing out on a 3% discount by refusing to pay cash. Jack is the most selfish, self-absorbed asshole to come down the pike.

 

[Puggers]

The caption of this photo was, "Do I look like I'm ordering a salad?"

No, Jack, you look like a fucking ghoul. I can't imagine being so detached from reality to have my wife dress me in a shirt like that and go out in public without being embarrassed. Because we all know Tammy is dressing the big guy.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Holy shit, the waitress just saw his shirt and made a light joke to try and give him a chuckle. Jack's 100x more fragile than whoever he would consider Queen Snowflake. And he probably knocked 3% off the tip over it.

 

[Flonominal88]

He can’t even be bothered to brush off the mountain of dandruff on his shirt

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

The caption of this photo was, "Do I look like I'm ordering a salad?"

No, Jack, you look like a fucking ghoul. I can't imagine being so detached from reality to have my wife dress me in a shirt like that and go out in public without being embarrassed. Because we all know Tammy is dressing the big guy.

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His hat just has a big black "N" on it?

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Wonder what caused this latest shitpost. Also whoever from here in those comments I doth my cap to you sir!
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Jack calls out people publicly for just having opinions and making general observations. I remember he was ranting like a retard during the pandemic about how everyone working from home was stealing a living. One guy responded that as a software engineer he found that he was more productive when working from home. Jack responded with something like "NO YOU'RE WRONG. THIS IS HAPPENING EVERYWHERE. NEEDS TO STOP!"

 

[Fag Albert]

For a guy who claims to be losing weight, Jack looks fatter than ever

He's technically losing weight, just look at how much that arm has atrophied

 

[Guntanator]

Holy mother. I'll give jr credit for one thing and one thing only, he seemingly read the directions in between performing all the steps in making his beer. Jack's constant stupid retard faces and hanging stroke maw the entire video in the back, was like a Jason Derulo reaction Tiktok. Could have really done without it. Jack addresses him trying the beer despite it not being carnivore as "I said I would try it so "... *gurgles* Jack is so locked in on jr when he's explaining things at points in this video. He literally looks like a drooling child watching baby shark or some shit.

 

[semitooth]

Holy mother. I'll give jr credit for one thing and one thing only, he seemingly read the directions in between performing all the steps in making his beer. Jack's constant stupid retard faces and hanging stroke maw the entire video in the back, was like a Jason Derulo reaction Tiktok. Could have really done without it. Jack addresses him trying the beer despite it not being carnivore as "I said I would try it so "... *gurgles* Jack is so locked in on jr when he's explaining things at points in this video. He literally looks like a drooling child watching baby shark or some shit.

jack Jr is a fat faggot but honestly I found it refreshing to not have to listen to jack slowly struggle his way through a video, and like you said he actually paid attention to the instructions and patiently (ish) try to explain the process to the audience lmao

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I don't know. I don't get it either. It's like a Vegan person doing a smoked Brisket.

i used to work with a woman who had diabetes but she always baked cookies and brownies and other stuff which she'd bring into the office. She never ate any of them though but she did so because she loved baking. Eventually started her own bakery business and everything but that makes sense. It's something she loved and even though she couldn't eat her own stuff she got enjoyment from other people eating her baking.

Fatty used to drink quite a bit and judging from his buying the huge bottles of liquor he still does on the sly. But Hammy looks down on drinkers. My guess is? He's going to be "cooking" with beer as a way to explain why he got it and why he brewed it. Then when Hammy isn't looking he'll waddle out to the deck and have one.

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What a faggot. Instead of going out if it's such a problem, you stay in and actually cook for her. Make her favorite meal. Sit her down in the living room with a cup of tea, a book or her favorite program and say, "don't worry about anything today. We'll take care of it". You do the laundry. You cook the meals. You do all the things she normally does. But no, just so Fatty isn't inconvenienced he celebrates it a day before or a week later.

A fine example he's setting for Jr.

The caption of this photo was, "Do I look like I'm ordering a salad?"

No, Jack, you look like a fucking ghoul. I can't imagine being so detached from reality to have my wife dress me in a shirt like that and go out in public without being embarrassed. Because we all know Tammy is dressing the big guy.

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And it's not even like he's still doing carnivore. We've seen him eat bread, sides and those absolutely ghastly looking birria tacos.

The dandruff also doesn't help him not looking like an unwashed retard.

Jack addresses him trying the beer despite it not being carnivore as "I said I would try it so "... *gurgles* Jack is so locked in on jr when he's explaining things at points in this video. He literally looks like a drooling child watching baby shark or some shit.

That beer shouldn't be ready now. You need to bottle condition and let it sit for a couple months in a dark, cool place. Try to drink it after it's been brewed and it's going to be a little flat.

Unless that system he has is different or something?

EDIT: Just watched the vid and saw they did that.

One thing I did notice is those "carbonation drops" are from an Aussie brand called Cooper's. Good beer actually. Used their system of concentrates when I started home brewing.

 

[AltisticRight]

The caption of this photo was, "Do I look like I'm ordering a salad?"

No, Jack, you look like a fucking ghoul. I can't imagine being so detached from reality to have my wife dress me in a shirt like that and go out in public without being embarrassed. Because we all know Tammy is dressing the big guy.

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>My food is a vegetarian
Wow, how humorous and edgy, I'm sure this joke hasn't been made a billion times, along with feeding "vegan girls" with "my meat".
Is Jack like, 12?

 

[Gulls on Film]

The caption of this photo was, "Do I look like I'm ordering a salad?"

No, Jack, you look like a fucking ghoul. I can't imagine being so detached from reality to have my wife dress me in a shirt like that and go out in public without being embarrassed. Because we all know Tammy is dressing the big guy.

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I bet he deducted 3% from the server's tip because they had to asked a mandatory question.

 

[BigTsBull]

10% off those roller taquitos for the assistant mop manager, baby.

Because I don’t think it’s been mentioned here, Jr no longer works at a gas station. He works in the warehouse of a non profit, soles4souls. https://soles4souls.org/
You donate your gently used shoes and they hand them out to trailer trash. His black friend Shawn got him the job. According to Jr he and his best friend run a warehouse. Their website says otherwise.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Is Jack like, 12?

Years old, mentally? Yes.
IQ-wise? Yes.
Stones overweight? Yes.
Weeks away from another stroke? Also yes.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

So Jack's code does work with the Beginner Bundle, which makes sense since it's the package he's showing off, and that brings down the total cost of the bundle from a mind-boggling $2,700 to just $2,465. I don't brew my own beer but I know you can get complete beginner setups with buckets, tubes, airlocks, basic ingredients and all that for at most a couple hundred bucks, usually less. I guess it makes sense Jack is sponsoring a set of hideously expensive food-related equipment since he's lost all sense of perspective of how much money is actually worth, considering Tammy is his blank check to buy smokers and kitchen gadgets whenever he wants.

 

[AltisticRight]

Weeks away from another stroke? Also yes.

Damn, that's a tragedy.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

So Jack's code does work with the Beginner Bundle, which makes sense since it's the package he's showing off, and that brings down the total cost of the bundle from a mind-boggling $2,700 to just $2,465. I don't brew my own beer but I know you can get complete beginner setups with buckets, tubes, airlocks, basic ingredients and all that for at most a couple hundred bucks, usually less. I guess it makes sense Jack is sponsoring a set of hideously expensive food-related equipment since he's lost all sense of perspective of how much money is actually worth, considering Tammy is his blank check to buy smokers and kitchen gadgets whenever he wants.

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Don't forget he's the moron that spent an eye-watering $2700 on the gimmick freeze dryer that now sits unused in his "livestream room" because he was convinced he could get others to buy the thing using his affiliate link or whatever and he'd make the money back. A savvy business man Jack is not. But of course, all he has to do is make a video or 2 featuring these purchases and mommy-wife will use it to commit tax fraud as a write off for "business expenses". Same with all the shit he eats on Jacking Off Ten Guys.

 

[AnOminous]

>My food is a vegetarian
Wow, how humorous and edgy, I'm sure this joke hasn't been made a billion times, along with feeding "vegan girls" with "my meat".
Is Jack like, 12?

Hurr durr derp for each hamburger you don't eat I'll eat a whole cow ACK ACK ACK.

Amazing Jagoff can make the most obnoxious vegan look better in comparison.