Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tiny Chinaman]

I never knew of Balldo’s history of milking PPP loans, quite the coincidence considering that now he is the one getting milked by PPP. I just watched a video about those loans by Cryptic Web Chronicles, it’s one of the only videos he’s uploaded that wasn’t about Pat Tomlinson.

I never followed Tomlinson aside from when he gets mentioned by @Null on MATI. After Metokur recommended the channel in his latest stream saying that is how he has been catching up it’s been very entertaining to follow.

All that nigger cum Nick is drinking has him acting like one

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

In other news, Nick has officially graduated to his own children getting molested jokes

I’ve cut off contact with friends of years and years for making way tamer remarks about kids around me, I cannot fathom a father ever talking like that. I can at least be sure my wife would carve my still bearing heart out in my sleep if I ever so much as made an implication of a joke along those lines.

 

[Potatoherder]

More trump stuff and his fake anti-pedo stick. Wouldn't put it past him to have Vito on tonight.

Judge Tells Trump Team They Are Lazy, More Wood For The Chipper, and MAYBE a Guest Tonight?

 

[Space Pope]

It really blew my mind that he took out the maximum possible PPP loans and then was superchatting $50-$100 a pop to make faggy jokes on people's streams at the same time

I never knew of Balldo’s history of milking PPP loans

I knew this at some point but I hadn't thought about it in years. I'm not even mad since I know the US government pisses away our tax dollars ever second of the day and it's human nature to get that bag when you can. But it is easier to not be mad when you don't know the details of how everyone pissed that money away because it's so much worse when you know the details of this slimy faggot. He used this money on a couple months worth of hard boiled eggs, spaghetti o's and throwing money around to impress the Internet with his big super chats while letting YouTube take their 30% cut all while his family sat on their multi million dollar trust fund.

 

[elb]

Wouldn't put it past him to have Vito on tonight.

He invited on EVS

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He invited on EVS
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Not even dropping a Benjamin on EVS. Times must be tough.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

EDIT: NIck was just under 30 minutes late for his show tonight.

He starts off by seething about how nobody would believe him anyway if he said why he was late and sarcastically said he was probably sitting around doing nothing because he doesn't care.. I noticed he had a glass of whiskey that he picked up that must have already been poured before he started the show.

Nick says he wants to talk to EVS to catch up on what's going on with Eric July.

ORIGINAL:

Context hater @elb was felted in her own comment section by @CGoody564:

Not even dropping a Benjamin on EVS. Times must be tough.

Pretty soon he'll be dropping $2 on STMS like Mersh.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Context hater @elb was felted in her own comment section by @CGoody564:

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Pretty soon he'll be dropping $2 on STMS like Mersh.

When CGoody calls him Jersh, he just sounds like a fucking cringy fag.

 

[Owlbear]

Tuned in for tonight's stream (I needed something boring to put on), and I don't see the ugly blue silicone ring on Rekieta's hand. He used to pretty much always wear it, if I remember correctly. I have no idea if this means anything, but it's interesting.

Both hands for reference:

 

[feral cat #6385]

When CGoody calls him Jersh, he just sounds like a fucking cringy fag.

That's because he is a cringy fag.

Tuned in for tonight's stream (I needed something boring to put on), and I don't see the ugly blue silicone ring on Rekieta's hand. He used to pretty much always wear it, if I remember correctly. I have no idea if this means anything, but it's interesting.

He lost it when he was fisting Steel Toe's asshole. There's much better stuff to watch as background noise, like hemorrhoid surgery.

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick says he wants to talk to EVS to catch up on what's going on with Eric July.

That is a super desperate move. IBS is his best option to grift but he is selecting old topics that even the comicsgate people are tired of.

 

[Space Pope]

Tuned in for tonight's stream (I needed something boring to put on), and I don't see the ugly blue silicone ring on Rekieta's hand. He used to pretty much always wear it, if I remember correctly. I have no idea if this means anything, but it's interesting.

No ring but he does have this. Is this a herpes sore?

 

[AnOminous]

That's because he is a cringy fag.

He could read a restaurant receipt and sound like a cringy fag.

 

[Sharpeteer]

No ring but he does have this. Is this a herpes sore?

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Don't put your mouth anywhere near April. Don't even breathe in the air near her. It's not safe.

You'll bring something extra back with you - a gift that keeps on giving...forever.

That's because he is a cringy fag.

He could read a restaurant receipt and sound like a cringy fag.

He could sext with a dude and be a cringy fag.

 

[Father Balldo]

What if the 5k gift is a single issue LAWPOPE comic written by creative writing major and part-time non-practicing lawyer Nicholas Rekieta with art by DC comics LEGEND Ethan Van Sciver and that's why it will never be gifted.

 

[Captain Manning]

Context hater @elb was felted in her own comment section by @CGoody564:

This doesn't even make any sense.

Though I get Elb is undoubtedly the biggest thorn in the side to the Balldonians nowadays because most critics utilize her clips. Both MATI and KC, for example. On that basis, it's to be expected that they're angry at her more than anybody. Hardy anybody else can be bothered to watch the drek that is Nick's show nowadays, so without her I feel like there would be less for anybody to laugh and/or cringe at.

Reminder though that all she does is record exactly what Nick says.



Like... what even is this shit?

I don't know why he's sucking up to Null all of a sudden, but I don't think he's getting a wrench on MATI, or a KF janny position. LOL. He was sucking up to Sean a couple of months ago too. Almost like he KNOWS the Rekieta train is gonna come off the rails soon.

Sorry Goody. Not everybody needs/wants a dick sucker in their corner. Not everybody needs a Gator. Only losers do. Maybe Mersh has an opening and can be your fallback position.

 

[Owlbear]

No ring but he does have this. Is this a herpes sore?

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Good catch, he definitely has a sore on his lip. I didn't notice it before. Another close-up:

Also, if you could recommend a good hemorrhoid surgery stream, I would 100% watch that over this garbage.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

2 of my favorite cows on the same stream at the same time, as much as would like to watch 2 cows cope and sneed, I am listening to wiggle wiggle Wiggle Crap Cast

If anything of value out of this rackets @FROG stream give us time stamps!

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Loooots of hypocrisy tonight.

"I dont like lawsuits. Waste of money, waste of court time when it could be for someone who actually needs it" - nick paraphrased.

Also nick and evs sneering on preston and lamonts pedo comic, mentioning vic king, when they both platforms vito the pedo.

Evs called out nicks degeneracy, telling him to cut that shit out and that it's not something people would want to hear from nick, in a banter kind of way, not aware that nick is being serious (that it's actually what he wanted to talk about). Nick looks slightly taken aback by evss reaction and tries to recover with "it's just a joke". I think this was about a buttplug tail.

 

[AnOminous]

"I dont like lawsuits. Waste of money, was of court time when it could be for someone who actually needs it" - nick paraphrased.

Says the spastic faggot who jumped up and down screaming SUE ME SUE ME until he got sued.