Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Here's another one with the same coom-inspired fantasy. What actual woman dresses like that while cooking (or at all)?

is he missing a arm/hand or is it just bent weirdly? I think being a housewife would be too much work for one of these guys. Between keeping the house clean which I've never seen a troon with a clean home. The background of most troon pictures is full of flifth. Then you gotta cook for whoever is playing the man and maybe kids. Do the shopping, etc etc etc. And if for some reason he has kids to take care of the work multiples rapidly. Fuck that noise, seriously unless you have zero work skills and are stuck swinging a shovel or making small rocks out of big rocks for min wage, your better off just getting a job.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Isn't he pretty kiwis?



Oops my bad, I forgot to upload the non face tune picture.

Isn't he pretty kiwis?

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Oops my bad, I forgot to upload the non face tune picture.

I don't get these guys, dressing like a school girl with a full beard. Is this some kind of if you can't get the girl, be the girl you fap too logic? Has to much porn caused the weaker brained males to turn into their object of lust? WDF is wrong with people in current year

 

[AMHOLIO]

I can't remember the last time anything made me as mad at the internet as this. Dr Hillary Cass has a long and illustrious career as a 'real' doctor at the very top of her field, ending up as the President of the Royal College of Paediatrics.
This moronic troon is a fucking jobbing clinical psychologist at a VA hospital -- because no cunt would pay real money to get therapied by a hairy arsed tranny. One's a world reknowned paediatrician. The other one sends soldiers with PTSD back to the battlefield.

What an utter fucking cunt.

Cass is at least 10 - 15 years older than this troon, but only one of them will ever be a real woman.

Edit: I'm currently taking the view that the troon's career is fake. The degree mill where she appears to claim her doctorate came from appears to be a fraud. She seems to have two Linked In accounts (same name, different pics but obviously the same person.) One said she was retired after a career as a psychologist in a maximum security prison. More likely she was an inmate in said prison.

Edit: For future text search, Amaya Deakins seems to be the evolved troon form of Robert Edward Deakins.

I have no idea if he was an inmate, but I'm pretty sure this is the same man.


Gave his backstory on reddit. Pays for both reddit and twitter premium services. Also a F1NNSTER simp. Cannot archive, someone please try since I'm behind on my archiving skills.

Spoiler: wall of text

I am currently retired from being a forensic and corrections psychologist. Now I will be the first to tell you I never thought I'd be a psychologist. When I graduated high-school I enlisted into the army, ended up in combat during a war. Got out and became an over the road 18 wheeler driver for 10 years both by myself and as a member of a team. (I was married at the time) Those trucks have automatic transmissions now and if you are an introvert that'd be a great job. Your employer don't care what you do between point A and B just as long as you get from each point on time while doing it safely. So after being in pretty much every state except for Alaska and Hawaii and going thru Canada and limited southern border excursions I decided I had seen enough. We'll literally a really cool amount of stuff and got to understand how manufacturers work.

Eventually I went to undergrad back in my home state. I had a family and young child so I couldn't work but I knew that I wanted to work at the intersection of law and psychology which is what the definition of a forensic psychologist is. So I applied to both law and psychology graduate school. And a couple dual JD/PhD programs. I was accepted to exactly one law school one graduate school of clinical psychology and I was wait listed on this sweet dual program that was the one I wanted. They took four people in the entire nation into their program every year.

But I couldn't wait so I called them up and straight up told them my situation and the best they could do was offer me back a slot in their law school with no guarantee I'd get into their PhD psychology program and I politely turned them down. On the inside though I was kicking myself. So I enrolled into a professional school of psychology. They typically award what is known as a PsyD. Degree versus a PhD degree. This Doctorate of psychology degree is typically more practice based meaning actually doing therapy with people versus a PhD degree which can get you a faculty position or researcher position. You can also do these with my degree.

So when I got trained I was trained as a local scientist practioner and I was trained as both to make sure I knew how to read and do scientific research and keep up with evidence based treatments. So I am transgender and this was before I transitioned and I knew I wanted to specialize a little providing services to the LGBT community. I took extra trainings on my own. I was also the second graduate of a special track in my school in which I was trained to provide behavioral healthcare in a medical setting which may be called a medical psychologist. I also passed the lpc exam and became a preliminary licensed professional counselor which is something you could do with a masters level degree in psychology or counseling.

I did two predoctoral internships due to me hurting my neck about 80% through my first internship with the Illinois department of corrections. I worked in a very large prison providing services to the severe and permanently mentally ill inmate population. Also since this was the closest prison to Chicago alot of inmates would try to feign being mentally ill and I was trained in deception detection through psychological assement and observation. But I hurt my neck and had to drop out.

The I got an internship at a private inpt adult and child psychiatric facility in Beachwoid Ohio which is in east Cleveland Ohio. I loved it. I really enjoyed working with the kids. After this I went back to my schools own in house clinic to fulfill some more pt contact hours before being awarded my doctorate in 2009.

I moved back to Wv where I am from and worked at basically a state prison for those under 21 offenders. It was all levels of security and it was very old. I did not like it there because they would place children with developmental disabilities in segregration/lockdown for extended periods of time. This was against their civil rights. So eventually the state shut down the place and I found another job.

But my last job was in nc for the DPS where I was the only mh person for a 2400 unit max security prison with 900 staff. I was responsible for their wellbeing. I worked there close to four years before burning out. Plus I had started transitioning and needed to work on myself. In addition to that prison I was in call 24/7 to do suicide evaluations at three other prisons.

So now I'm retired. I look after my kids and do whatever I want. But I coukd if I choose go back to work doing the same thing or something in the field like doing therapy virtually which I don't want to do. I like f2f interactions. I like asking questions and just the interplay and intimacy of a pt/provider relationship. I do love the field of psychology for its flexibility.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I don't get these guys, dressing like a school girl with a full beard. Is this some kind of if you can't get the girl, be the girl you fap too logic? Has to much porn caused the weaker brained males to turn into their object of lust? WDF is wrong with people in current year

You're pretty much on the money.
A lot of these sick fucks are skinwalking the poor girl they had a crush on/got rejected by in Highschool.
They get tormented at school for being faggots, but instead of hitting the gym, getting jacked, starting Kickboxing/BJJ so they have some confidence they can protect themselves, taking up a hobby/learning a skill etc and generally concentrating on self improvement to be a better person that can't get bullied, they just descend into pornsickness and decide "yes, they're right, I am a useless faggot, so I'm going to put on the knee socks and change my name to Brandi" and when they do this, they'll often fixate on a particular girl and start to try to skinwalk them.
It's incredibly creepy and fucked up, requires a total lack of self awareness and a brain with rotted endorphin receptors.
That's when you get guys like this freak in his school uniform with his beard.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

That's when you get guys like this freak in his school uniform with his beard.

Sounds about right. Makes me wonder if the girl they are skinwalking as realizes she made a tranny.. Probably not cuz most of these guys are too weak to ever talk to a woman. I don't get it, woman are not that hard to get with. There's plenty of woman that aren't after the ideal male standard look at all the fat dudes with decent looking woman. Get a hobby learn a skill, become a good provider, there are plenty of ways a ugly dude can be attractive to a woman. Makes no sense to me

 

[Procrastinhater]

Sounds about right. Makes me wonder if the girl they are skinwalking as realizes she made a tranny.. Probably not cuz most of these guys are too weak to ever talk to a woman. I don't get it, woman are not that hard to get with. There's plenty of woman that aren't after the ideal male standard look at all the fat dudes with decent looking woman. Get a hobby learn a skill, become a good provider, there are plenty of ways a ugly dude can be attractive to a woman. Makes no sense to me

Most of them have the same problem Elliot Rodger had, they feel like they're being rejected because their way of "approaching women" is just to sit staring at them "intensely" somehow thinking this will mean the woman comes over instead of moves away nervously from the guy giving rapist signals.
Most of these fucks never even approach women, then they curse them and call them roastie whores because they don't crawl up on their knees begging for the D.
The whole mindset is bizarre and self defeating.
Some of the ugliest guys I've ever known had no problem getting dates because they were confident.
That's literally all it takes.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Some of the ugliest guys I've ever known had no problem getting dates because they were confident.
That's literally all it takes.

For real, a little confidence and a little charm. That's all it takes. Most woman aren't looking for a Greek Statue of a man. They just want someone they get along with and maybe makes them laugh. It's the whole incel mindset that makes no sense to me.

 

[Kent Allard]

Some of the ugliest guys I've ever known had no problem getting dates because they were confident.
That's literally all it takes.

Isaac Davis: You certainly fooled me.
[crosstalk]
Mary Wilke: What do you mean?
Isaac Davis: I mean, I was shocked. 'cause that's not what - this is not what I expected.
Mary Wilke: What did you expect?
Isaac Davis: I don't know. You said you, you know, you had always led me to - I uh - you said that, that he was a great ladies' man.
[cosstalk]
Mary Wilke: Yeah.
Isaac Davis: And that he opened you up sexually...
Mary Wilke: So? So?
Isaac Davis: So I - you know, and then this little homunculus is here.
Mary Wilke: [sneers]
Isaac Davis: Really? Well, see you know
[shaking head]
Isaac Davis: - I, it's, I - It's amazing how subjective all that stuff is.

From Manhattan by Woody Allen

 

[cypocryphy]

What a babe.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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What a babe.

Jesus someone needs to tell this lunatic that choker thing he's wearing isn't taking attention off of his Adam's apple like he thinks, it's drawing attention to his huge fucking jawbone.
The guy is a guy.
The Ma'am is a man.
It's a fucking dude. He looks like a dude, he is a dude.
All he's doing with his gross LARP is making a fool of himself and scaring children.
Fucking Weird Alice.

 

[Geraldine]

Gender and race dysphoria in Australia.
Link Archive

Yaaaay I hate having bad genetics that makes me not grow boobs. I hate living in Australia, where most trans specialists follow WPATH guidelines(I love having 89 p/mol for my lows) I hate having an ugly face. I hate being white...or at least being born in a white man's body.

I was out with my fiancee today and had two guys be like "Heyyy gentlemen" and laugh at us. Then store clerks calling me "Sir" and us "guys" whole they called other women "ma'am" or "young ladies". Not once did anyone see me as a girl. Not once.

3.5 years of HRT and I'm a joke compared to other trans girls. No boobs. Ugly face. Broad shoulders. Square beanstalk build. Hair that doesn't grow. I should be dead by now.

Every time I wake up it's pain. I don't know what to do. No one sees me as a girl. Even at work I'm too manly looking to fit in with the cis women. All because I couldn't stealth I am excluded and treated like a gay man.

I hate being trans and having bad genetics. I wish I was born a girl...or at least with good genetics like other trans girls...the genetics to grow nice boobs, have a cute face, and not look like a 6ft crossdressing freak that should have their face ripped off.

For those wondering, I am speaking to yet another therapist. She is not helping. Nothing is helping me with my dysphoria because my genetics are so bad and I can never pass and be pretty enough in public to not be misgendered and harassed, or even treated differently to cis girls.

I'm also about to have a consult with Dr. Mardirossian for FFS...but how much can he help when my face is so disgusting that I look like a 40 year old man. Like is it even worth it? FFS is only for real trans girls that already pass, not for someone like me who is a punching bag.

What do I do? I don't know anymore.

Wants to be an aborigine?
Or wants to be "not white" like ,,,


Found a selfie.
https://archive.is/wip/1mV8d

 

[Procrastinhater]

Lol what is it with all these Troons recently that look like Styxhexenhammer?
Styxhexenhon.

 

[that can't be right]

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What a babe.

That's the one hour version? Looks like it took 10 minutes

Found a selfie.
https://archive.is/wip/1mV8d

Dear troon, here's a tip: that slicked down straight hair is doing nothing for you and your long face. It may look good on the girls you're trying to skinwalk, but it doesn't work for you. Try some soft curls and adding some volume to the sides.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

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That one's a crime against humanity.

 

[fatcock burgerking]

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What a babe.

One hour make up routine to put on... lipstick and a little wing...? Is an hour long or short for this idiot man?

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Isn't he pretty kiwis?

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Oops my bad, I forgot to upload the non face tune picture.

Isn't he pretty kiwis?

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I hope this picture was altered because he either has a pea sized head or huge clown feet.

 

[Blerg]

Found a selfie.
https://archive.is/wip/1mV8d

Looks like he’s fuckin’ skinwalking Cher.

Dear troon, here's a tip: that slicked down straight hair is doing nothing for you and your long face. It may look good on the girls you're trying to skinwalk, but it doesn't work for you. Try some soft curls and adding some volume to the sides.

Yes. Yes. This is the way.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Guys, how do I be a prostitute? Does being a nonbinary pooner make it harder?

Spoiler: text

r/ftm•PrinceAfterDark

How do you get a sugar daddy?​

So I’m a ftm, sorta kinda nonbinary leaning, sex-loving person. I am completely open to meeting people and having sex as long as they are willing to work with my schedule. But I’m also unemployed and about to go to college, I want a sugar daddy, don’t know why but I really do want one. How would a person go about getting one? Would it be harder since I’m ftm?

I looked into PrinceAfterDark's post history, and now I'm sharing highlights with you.

Can't be a prostitute, can't even get raped. I've marked this next part NSFW, and it is. But you're going to click it anyway because you can't stop yourself. And when you do, you have no one but yourself to blame.

Spoiler: NSFW

You made it to the end. Your reward is cutting scars.

There was also voluminous transsexual furry and some zoophile porn, but I didn't preserve any of it. I have limits.