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Lucas Gage, formerly Angelo John Gage is a rather unique character. Generally flying under the radar due to his mundane takes, Lucas was propelled to the limelight after the infamous October 7th attacks between Israel and Palestine. Although Gage had some initial goodwill, things would suddenly and rapidly change over the subsequent months and to that end Gage is slowly entering into his lolcow arc. From an “independent” thinker to a Nick Fuentes ballwasher, allow me to introduce you guys to the infamous Lucas Gage.
Background
Angelo John Gage (his deadname) was born in southern Italy in 1984 and emigrated to the United States with his family at the age of two (according to his website), settling in New Jersey. Like any Italian-American, Lucas Gage was your average run of the mill Italian, attending Roman Catholic mass, and generally trying to ingratiate himself to the wider American society.
Them September 11th, 2001 occurred and with the deaths of 3,000 Americans on that tragic day, Lucas Gage’s patriotic ferver to his adopted country would encourage him to join the marines. Later Gage would regret joining the military despite not losing any friends or being physically harmed in the Iraq War
Post-Military activities
After his Marine service, Gage drifted from place to place until he “found” his calling in White nationalism back in 2012 by founding the National Youth Front, a college-focused white nationalist organization. In addition, Gage was active on various forums, notably Stormfront where he had an activity between 2012-15 or so, talking about Jews as he does so today.
In 2014, Gage would attempt to run for Congress as an unironic white nationalist but failed spectacularly due to a misfiling of his paperwork.
At a time when pro-white commentary was unpopular, Gage managed to enter his ways into the scene, frequently catching the ire of left wing media rags such as the Southern Poverty Law Center who wrote up numerous articles on Gage. Perhaps the most notable one would be Gage’s embrace of Neuro-Linguistic Programming and Hypnosis Strategies, a type of “hypnosis” scam that Gage practices with. Gage would then go on to run into some fundraising trouble in October 2015 which led to his subsequent resignation.
Recantation of White nationalism
By early 2016, Gage realized the futility and failure of his past political “activism” and recanted all prior white nationalist positions, admitting to it being a failure overall. As such Gage opted to go on a whole Facebook diatribe, writing an entire novel worth of reasons as to why White nationalism is a failure. His diatribe is a snooze fest but it sounds like your typical wignat-in-crisis cope you’d find in 2016:
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As you’d expect from this, Angelo Gage, a man who frequently says he’ll “leave the internet” always ends up returning. Despite “leaving” social media in brief in 2016, Gage returned once more and he would frequently pull off stunts like this to garner further pity points down the line.
That being said Gage returned a few months after and like all grifters declared his support for Trump but quickly turned on Trump after his bombings on Syria in 2017. It was in 2017 where Gage spiraled further down to the more “alt right” direction but in the following years Gage opted to declare himself politically neutral and that his goal is to “foster” a multi-racial alliance against the Jews.
2020-2023: A TRANSformation
In November 2022, Gage changed his legal name from Angelo John Gage to Lucas Gage and spergs out whenever you call him by his former name. In an interview with Adam Green in early 2023, Gage states that the change was supposed to represent a sort of rebirth of sorts. It was in 2023 where gage became more active on Twitter. Given the fact he lives off the veteran pension system, Gage spends 24/7 on Twitter talking about Jews and how he hates them. His tweets can be a bit erratic at times but his tactic has shifted: instead of being an overt white nationalist (a position he recanted in 2016), Gage opted to ingrate himself into anti-zionist leftist circles but with a tactic of injecting pro-Hitler content into the conversation.
Gage knowing that this’ll trigger the hyper-sensitive Zionist Jews has gotten a lot of “hate” from Jewish orgs and other entities. Despising being a married man with children, Gage routinely baits Jewish orgs to fuck him with and ironically like a Jew cries woe is me.
Gage on Twitter also tweets out the numerous amounts of hate mail he gets from Jews and also from trolls. Such classics include this
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Of course gage has countless prior ones that he unfortunately has deleted (this OP will be updated periodically in case they are recovered).
October 2023-December 2023: the Lolcow Arc of Lucas Gage & subsequent freakout
Now much of what has been addressed above is fairly run-of-the-mill z-celeb drama and minor slapfights. That being said Lucas Gage would truly begin to shine as a public figure with Hamas decided to launch an invasion of Israel on October 7th, 2023. Lucas Gage, having been a critic and hater of the chosen tribe decided to go completely balls off in regards to his already long history of erratic behavior. Beyond this Gage made boatloads of money grifting off the Palestinian conflict whilst pretending to not be grifting.
The Hamas-Israel conflict is when Lucas truly began to lose his mind and partly the reason why I think he deserves his own thread as shown by the videos below, colloquially known as the “Lucas Car Rant” videos. Here’s a cursory view of some of the unhinged rants by Gage in these infamous videos
Here’s Gage going MATI on the Jews and Zionists
Gage’s 5 minute Twitter rant on Jews. He contradicts himself in this video, calling Jews demons yet says good Jews exist but at the same time Jews are controlling the conversation (I’ll clip out the best part and link the video since the file is too large)
Link to the full video
But wait, there’s more: Gage goes on further with more Twitter car rants seething about Jews, this time claiming that you can’t trust a Jew but at the same time contradicts himself by saying that “normal assimilated Jews exist”. Gage made these videos after October 7th partly in response to his Arab and Pakistani brown Allies to whom he is trying to convert to national socialism (in brief)
Gage’s Car Rant
For the next two months (November-December 2023), Gage alongside his alt account Defund Israel Now would run various campaigns on Twitter with Gage grifting possibly 10-15k a month. This all ended in December 2023 when Lucas Gage alongside his alt account was banned for three months by Elon Musk after going too far with the whole Israel-Hamas situation. But this was just the beginning of the Gage lolcow arc.
January-March 2024: Exile
Gage’s retardation on Twitter and his ban obviously triggered the bald idiot as he continued to sperg on GAB, Torba’s notoriously shitty website where he continued his diatribe about Jews and pretended to be a persecuted politivsl “activist” despite always inviting trouble in his way. His near 3 month absence from Twitter certainly saw a dearth of content aside from a few classic memes on Gage’s behalf. Perhaps the funniest meme to spawn from this era would be the infamous “Lucas Gage 95 IQ” meme, which is frequently used by his Alogs and triggered Angelo to this very day if you bring it up (or he ends up blocking you):
Gage owning da haydurz
Gage seething about people mocking his iq test (post ban)
But wait, it gets even better…
March-April 2024: the Return and more Bridge Burnings!
As if Lucas couldn’t get anymore retarded, his return to Twitter was met with you guessed to more infighting and autism and this time he aimed his target at his former close friends (and JQers) Adam Green of Know More News and Adam’s close friend Albert Bishai. Despite Green and Bishai’s desperate attempts at tard wrangling the retarded Gage, Gage would end up snaking them, attacking Adam & Albert for being anti-Fuentes and Adam subsequently attacking Lucas for sweeping for a Mexican Catboy pedophile in March 2024. All of this occurred on Albert Bishai’s now deleted Twitter space. Nonetheless Gage would burn a years long bridge with Adam & Albert over his incessant Nicksucking.
After his war with Adam Green/Albert Bishai though, Lucas decides to piss off Wignats in April 18th, 2024 going off on a day-long diatribe of madman tweets about Wignats being a toxin despite trying to pander to the most idiotic of Muslims and Arabs in his demographic cohort to save the white race to defeat da Jews™. Such tweets include examples below:
Gage’s Rumble stream response attacking White people by demonizing them as Wignats
**an aside, Lucas Gage openly is friends with notorious Pakistani anti-white activist Suleiman Ahmed who denies the natives of European peoples in Europe.
The Big Kahuna: Lucas Gage is now a Nicksucker
Besides his unhinged car rants, his 100+ tweets a day, and his insane bridge burnings with his former friends, and alienating his original (pro white) followers by attacking them, Gage is now a friend of the Catboys, a major developer. For months Gage has routinely ballwashed Nick Fuentes and given him endless praise, and calling on his unbanning. For his endless shilling of the Groypers, Gage was invited as a VIP to AFPAC 4:
Gage goes on to dicksuck Fuentes harder by claiming Fuentes is “inevitable”
Gage’s continued shilling for Fuentes’ return
Misc material:
Besides his endless seethe on Twitter about Jews, Gage is also an “author”. Granted, most of his books are just edits of old books about Jews and their tricks but Gage did compose one original piece of work and calling it original is actually being generous since it’s an obvious ripoff of Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations. If you want to enjoy some 95 IQ PTSD riddled uneducated unemployed Marine veteran tell his “philosophy”, then his book “From The Mundane and the Metaphysical” is the book for you:
Socials:
Twitter/X: Lucas Gage’s Twitter
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