Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

[Frankenhooker69]

When troons gain weight they get excited because they believe that hormones make them put on weight where a woman would. When they grow moobs like every other fat man, they’re proud of their “breast growth”. When their waists expand and they need to buy new pants, they’re happy that they have “curves”.

In reality, of course, they’re still fat men, just ones wearing push up bras and yoga pants.

Though, if they gain enough weight, they can successfully transition to an androgynous sphere.

you win bro lol

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

I have such a morbid fascination with Chris Tyson because I have friends IRL with kids and a common parental regret goes something like "I regret giving them YouTube because now all I see is MrBeast."

What would be worse: having a kid obsessed with MrBeast or Cocomelon? On the one hand, you have a man whose entire brand is spending obscene amounts of money with a troon for a best friend. On the other, you have a source of constant overstimulation that children are essentially addicted to to the point where they become distressed if they don't have it.

 

[Dread First]

What would be worse: having a kid obsessed with MrBeast or Cocomelon?

Back in my day, we used to obsess over fansubs of Naruto Shippuden episodes on YouTube.

 

[my password is in bcrypt]

https://twitter.com/kristyson_/status/1789330003554980220 Lol

 

[LimeRikki]

https://twitter.com/kristyson_/status/1789330003554980220 Lol

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Obligatory Chris is a gross tranny.

Ok, look at how that dog is staring directly into that bag of Cheetos. That is hilarious and cute as fuck.

 

[Bbb23]

Second consecutive video with no signs of chris

As a result, the producers went Azov-mode on the symbolism.

(disclaimer: this is 13% serious, I know there's 90% chances I've taken these shots out of context)


They still kept some of that trans representation though. Hopefully, that will be enough?

 

[Slur.EXE]

After my 5 weekday vacation of not paying attention to Chris here's to another 100-something xeets

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surprised there's no she/her pin

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LMAO! This did not happen, Chris looks especially un-estrogenized here.

Aight man.

Lmao holy shit trannies really tell each other this shit.


VA Chris

hasan

Happy birthday Jimmy, you gullible retard.

Quiet part out loud.

J.K. ROWLLLLLLLIIIINGNGGGGGGGGGGG RERERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

despite tweeting the exact opposite lol

This guy wants to wear Chris's skin

lol

Spoiler: Chris @ the Beast Gym

said the troon

Spoiler: Yeah man +nsfw

What Do You Want Me To Say?

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5/11-5/8

Spoiler

5/8 COD Zombies



5/7-5/4

Spoiler

How old were you in 2009

LOL

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Spoiler: I'm just here for Chris selfies

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

Second consecutive video with no signs of chris

As a result, the producers went Azov-mode on the symbolism.

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(disclaimer: this is 13% serious, I know there's 90% chances I've taken these shots out of context)


They still kept some of that trans representation though. Hopefully, that will be enough?
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Considering the guys in suits and skullmasks look exactly like Shadman's public face (yeah, I know it's not actually him, but still), are they trying to sink the yacht or make it troon out? Is this some sort of very veiled commentary about Chris?

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

So when he says "Jimmy" has been totally supportive and on board, he doesn't mean Mr. Beast, he means this Jimmy Bentley?

 

[Archive]

This popped up on my shitter timeline. Not sure if it’s already been posted or the origin. I’m on mobile or I’d have ripped it and uploaded straight to site. Sorry.

https://x.com/deprogramsocks/status/1789527216436498808

 

[Frankenhooker69]

this guy is incredibly cooked.
also he doesnt look feminine at all

 

[CoolFool]

Chris's hair is looking more greasy than usual, it's one thing when he's at home but I feel so sorry for Tucker having to deal with that in public.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

The only way MrBeast can get rid of this disgusting tranny leech is to orchestrate his death in a plane accident. I feel like a car accident might raise too many questions, so its best to have him killed in some form of intentional private jet crash. There might be a few others who will have to die though, but I guess he could just tell Chris that he can bring some of his stupid tranny friends along for the "video" so he doesn't have to feel too bad about killing innocents. MrBeast can even go on this whole mourning tour where he talks about how he used to be great friends with Chris and even cry some real tears about him, but all of these words and tears are for a man who died around July 26, 2023.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

but all of these words and tears are for a man who died around July 26, 2023.

...they are the walking dead...

 

[Bookwork]

The only way MrBeast can get rid of this disgusting tranny leech is to orchestrate his death in a plane accident.

Proper spelling of plane accident is авиакатастрофа.

 

[Frankenhooker69]

The only way MrBeast can get rid of this disgusting tranny leech is to orchestrate his death in a plane accident. I feel like a car accident might raise too many questions, so its best to have him killed in some form of intentional private jet crash. There might be a few others who will have to die though, but I guess he could just tell Chris that he can bring some of his stupid tranny friends along for the "video" so he doesn't have to feel too bad about killing innocents. MrBeast can even go on this whole mourning tour where he talks about how he used to be great friends with Chris and even cry some real tears about him, but all of these words and tears are for a man who died around July 26, 2023.

dude the plane accident is a good idea

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ok, look at how that dog is staring directly into that bag of Cheetos. That is hilarious and cute as fuck.

The pupper has its priorities in order.
Thats what I love about dogs, especially food motivated dogs. The Battle of Stalingrad could be happening all around that pupper but his eyes are on the prize and he's not letting them out of his sight. He's just waiting for the Troon to drop his guard and those Cheetos are his.

disclaimer: this is 14% serious, I know there's 88% chance I've taken these shots out of context)

FTFY

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Just get the fucking snip already, Chris. Be the wombyn you were always meant to be.....show off your uwu dilator set, and all that. Show the real bio girls, especially your ex, how much better you are at being a chick.

Hell, do a whole bunch of content from Thailand. That would be fantastic. Or if you insist on staying stateside, how about seeing Dr Rumer or Dr Crane (he'll give you any weird combo of 'nads that you want....and you certainly can afford some designer flesh origami, right?)

 

[Tasty Tatty]

dude the plane accident is a good idea

That Jimmy can afford a plane accident and also get away with it is funny...

 

[Slur.EXE]

Lol its about that time again~ Chris at it again blanking his alt. lol.

flipping through what other people @'ed him, seems I missed some banger tweets about Hasan and Sly 2. Sad.

Spoiler: Xeet replies

Oh well, assorted replies to his last main twitter tweet.

his boy is left handed.

*troon

lol.

TWANSPHOBIA

HOWEVER
CHRIS HAS LIKED 2 POSTS DEFFENDING FART QWEEN KEFFALS ON HIS MAIN LOLOLOLOLOLOLO. lol.
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Movements spotted on Blue.sky.


Now that the post isn't 150 images long, Chris's last Instagram update and pfp.

Spoiler: Pics

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Since Chris tweets are down you know what that mean kiwisisters! Moo-Kun detour!

Spoiler: moo

I hate this entire fucking topic

A Sad fate befalling many fathers.


He got ffs, can't wait to see!

My Friend Is Fucking Dead, I Was Of No Help (rip Paul)

mask off lol

die

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To wrap up, A rare Jimmy.

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