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Frankenhooker69 said:
lucas cannot stop being into drama for 2 seconds and being a degenerate
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its legit the only way he is able to feel anything at this point i would imagine. dude fried his brain for years with drugs of all kinds and cut his dick off. he has absolutely nothing left but drama. he craves the highs he gets from it because its all he has left.
 
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Frankenhooker69 said:
lucas cannot stop being into drama for 2 seconds and being a degenerate
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It's all he has. I've said it before but the only people who would want to watch a boring ass tranny with low energy stream troon games are the groomed minors he's already garnered as a fanbase. If he were to "not do drama", what then? His mind doesn't process that because in the end, he has nothing, nothing to debate (he just screams retard), nothing to make a profit for (his hrt business isn't doing too well and most people know by now he'll just spend it on drugs), and no audience to gain(See his failing Twitch channel and his failed horror channel). It sure is hard when you SUCK, Lucas.
 
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AnOminous said:
Yeah he's gonna quit drama just like BMJ is gonna quit gamba or flies are going to quit shit.
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i actually think you might be selling BMJ a little short here. he is gonna win big any time now and get that car and move out of his parents house and everything he just has to do a couple more wheel spins and maybe two or three games of slots. honestly keffals should take up gambling as well then he can win big too just like the bossman.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
i actually think you might be selling BMJ a little short here. he is gonna win big any time now and get that car and move out of his parents house and everything he just has to do a couple more wheel spins and maybe two or three games of slots. honestly keffals should take up gambling as well then he can win big too just like the bossman.
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Keffals should do a Deer Hunter and take up Russian roulette in exchange for smack.
 
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This dude is on drugs again lmfao.

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AHAAHAHAAHA HE DELETED IT
 
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Musashi's Son said:
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This dude is on drugs again lmfao.

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AHAAHAHAAHA HE DELETED IT
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He's back to doing that shit?
Guy is high as a kite, this is the shit he was doing during DKF, he'll post something fucking retarded then immediately delete it.
It's like he's got keyboard tourettes.
Lucas has fried his endorphin receptors so badly he has zero impulse control.
If he wasn't a big fat waddling hunchback he'd be a fucking danger to the public, but he's fat and half crippled from slumping over a screen all day and having eunuch induced Kyphosis so thankfully instead of hanging around alleys near closing time to look for drunken party goers to rape he just sits in his room, surrounded by filth and used fast food wrappers and blurts inane shit into the ether, before realizing how dumb he looks and deleting it.

This go around "Lucas is back but he's done with drama" is shaping up to be a fun one at least.
I wonder how long before he "goes into rehab" this time?
 
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Musashi's Son said:
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This dude is already going schizo
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At least his new avatar looks more like him. It's the right shape and everything.
XM-05 Thanatos said:
Lucas posting 2010s memes to divert attention from the incoming Muta-nuke
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I don't want to get too excited because I don't entirely trust Muta not to softball it but if he goes all in on the illegal HRT shit to children behind their parents backs and Lucas defrauding the GoFundMe to buy drugs it'll be funny to see an orbital strike on Lucas's already shredded reputation.
I'm just not sure what's left to ruin at this point.
I hope Muta goes full Exterminatus on the fat eunuch I just don't know that he will
 
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All he had to do was blame it on the coke, make a big show of rehab. Renounce everything and blame terfs or whatever for the escalating. He'd be a lying sack of shit but could at least pretend to have principles.

Thank fuck these lot are hellbent on doubling down. I'm sure the kids he sent hormones to looked like shortstack goblins.
 
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