Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[lol cow supreme]

Speaking of plaque; what are we looking at here? Is that plaque/tartar that is fusing the two front teeth, or is it like toothpaste residue?

You know when you go to the dentist and they dig at you with the hooks? Thats trying to scrape away plaque buildup. Everyone gets some somewhere they arent the best at brushing...Usually the backside of the bottom teeth at the gum line, or some hard to reach back teeth. WHen you go every 6 months its a simple little scrape and you're good to go.

This is hardened plaque build up is what is actually called tartar or dental calculus and this is what is filling in her gap. People often call the scum you scrap off your teeth in the morning (tartar) but thats plaque. A tooth brush is not going to take this off for Cutie.

 

[often puzzled]

It's time for our weekend mukbang: "EATING THE MOST EXPENSIVE TACOS." Prerecorded content, just over 16 minutes.

Here's the yewtube link.

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Spoiler: a very puzzled summary

• The traditional midi music intro.
• Singing Cameo ad with picture that is facetuned into oblivion. You can now request a Cameo with Chantal AND her scat-obsessed wannabe rapist fake husband!

• She holds up an Old El Paso taco kit. Text announces that it's taco night. Taco Saturday/Sunday, I assume.

• Straight to the mukbangin' table, where Chantal is seated alone (of course) in front of a plate of four-- count 'em, four!-- tacos. She's also got the bottle of hot sauce and some sort of soda or fizzy water in a green can. Says she's been missing taco night.

• The only thing that could make this better, according to her, is if the shells were cheese or cool ranch. Also missing lettuce and jalapeños. I see the taco mix (obviously), lots of cheese, lots of sour cream (or possibly that sour yogurt), and tomatoes.
• Dumps on the hot sauce without actually tasting the tacos. Though I guess a taco kit would always taste about the same?
• Ah, it's a Kinza citrus drink. I think it's this.
• Just noticed that the plaque (or possibly the box it came in) is in the background.
• Noisy slurp of drink. Tells us she drank water for the rest of the day and is trying to limit her soda intake. I'm sure her raging diabetes appreciates the effort.
• OH NO I JUST REALIZED THAT TACOS MEAN CRUNCHING NOISES. GOD IS DEAD, AND CHANTAL HAS EATEN HIM.
• Food on mouth as of the first bite. GREAT. That bodes well.

• We get a "shhh I said shhh."
• Silence. Except for CRONCH CRONCH.
• Clarifies that this actually is sour cream rather than yogurt.
• Wait, she eats the taco from both ends? And then works toward the middle? Is this a thing?

• Two bites at once. Her eyes look dead, but I assume this is what happiness looks like when you're a dying deathfat.
• The taco seasoning tastes like "normal mild taco seasoning." Giggles. "Anyway!"
• Says dill pickle-flavored jalapeños would be "amazing." They'd certainly be something.
• Warns us-- too late-- that if we don't like "messy eating or no table manners," we will not like this video.
• They have a new family member: the plaque. Text asks if we should name it "Plaquie." The only plaque any of her audience is interested in is that which binds her front teeth.

• She's already on the second taco, somehow.
• CRONCH. Jaw clicks. Recapper dies inside.
• Yammering about the plaque not taking long to ship. No one cares. Of it not taking long: "maybe it used to, but . . ."
• "Think about it: they have YouTubers everywhere in the world, so they gotta be up to par with the shipping." Look, for all I know, she's telling the truth abou this really being the plaque from YouTube, but the way she talks about this makes it sound dubious.
• O face.
• Tells us that the hot sauce is Saudi Red Rooster, for about the billionth time since we first saw it in the grocery haul.
• This is a good video if you were ~craving~ tacos but don't think you should have any. You won't want them after watching Gunty gobble them.
• Taco kit night was a regular thing growing up. Great, we're going to talk about childhood foods. How novel.
• The taco kit was an imported item, was it was about $11 USD (per Chantal, who is absolutely terrible at exchange rates).
• She did a Cameo today, "and the person was like, I love tacos." So then Chinny had to have them. "That's how my brain works." "Works" should be in scare quotes.
• She had a coupon for free grocery delivery, "besides tip." Question 1: why can't your manchild go get the groceries? You're paying him anyway. Question 2: does this mean we'll be subjected to another grocery haul video, or does it mean that you'll be eating tons of junk food offscreen? Question 3: does this mean that the previous groceries are already gone? Answers: because he's lazy and exceptional; probably both; yes, of course they are.
• She's eating the third taco and has hot sauce on her face. Professional YouTuber!

• Also had coupons for 3 KD off.
• Wiped hot sauce off face but now has it on her chin. Before the feeder speculation starts: she's really just this messy and uncivilized. This isn't a performance. It's just gunty being gunty.

• She's added more hot sauce over and over and keeps showing us the chewed food in her mouth. Bet no one ever want to sit next to her in the school cafeteria, because she was definitely that kid.
• She hasn't actually said, but I'm betting her picky and autistic son doesn't eat tacos. We can probably therefore safely assume the whole kit is for her.
• Telling us about Smee's cooking patterns as Chinny experienced them in childhood. Riveting!
• They had shepherd's pie. Or cottage pie. Um. Finger smack. Spaghetti. Meat sauce. CRONCH. Garlic bread. Caesar salad. Her mom loves making that. Or they had coleslaw. CRONCH. Eyes rolling everywhere (unsurprising, since there's nothing in her skull to hold them in place). Steak, baked potato, caesar salad. Open-mouthed chewing. Sauce still on face. Tacos. This face:

• She would see the taco kit on the counter when she got home from school and would shart in excitement.
• Her mom did meal prep the night before, "probably 'cause she's so busy."
• Scraping taco bits off the plate with her bare fingers. Taco three is gone.
• Meatloaf. We're back to reciting childhood dinners. And they aren't even interesting childhood dinners! They ordered out "maybe once a week." Licking fingers. Her hands actually do look unusually swollen today. Good thing taco kits are famously low-sodium.
• "At one point, no ordering, hardly."
• Then "a lazy, easy night"-- hot dogs or Kraft dinner. "Y'know?" I mean, not really?
• More hot sauce goes onto taco #4.
• ". . . unless my step-grandmother was coming over." Not even sure what this sentence fragment relates to. Also, this face:

• Step-grandmother made a lot of vegetables, so Chantal really hated her. Chantal and her sister didn't like the vegetables. Leave Nat out of this, Fatso.
• They would be "in uneaten vegetable jail until we finished our peas . . . y'know?"
• Shoves taco #4 into her maw like it's a green peen. CRONCH. Jaw clicks.
• They never finished them, so her mom would give up, and I guess that's how we got where we are today.
• They ate vegetables, but Chantal didn't like peas. She's just blithering and blathering for the AdSense coins at this point.
• "I wasn't a very fussy kid with food, as you can see." Her sister was, though. Nat is fussy to this day, says the gunt who is fake-married to a frog-faced autist who subsists on nuggies.
• She loved salads with lots of dressing and always wanted to pour her own dressing. Her mom would tell her she was going to put too much, and I guess this explains the present-day ODD behavior of drinking straight from the bottle. One time, Chantal grabbed the bottle from her mom and squeezed it so hard that the cap popped off, causing nearly the whole bottle to pour onto her salad. Her mom told her that she now had to eat it. Chantal thinks she was joking but told her to get a spoon. She should be studied.
• "I never learnt my lesson." BITCH WE BEEN KNEW.
• They went to Red Lobster one time-- shoves in a bite of food without finishing story, gets food epically all over face:

• Cut. Comes back with (relatively) clean face. Restarts story. She insisted on having the whole lobster. Story unfolds thus:
  • "I threw a tantrum" (I believe this story). Her grandpa said fine, let her have the whole lobster, I'll pay for it, but you have to eat it all. Smacks food off fingers by sticking entire finger in mouth and sucking noisily. All tacos gone.
  • The full lobster comes, her grandfather cracks it open for her, there is "green stuff" in the lobster, and it "looked like the movie Alien." -- "It, like, traumatized me." -- "Of course, I didn't eat it, and I remember being in trouble for that."
  • Says this was to teach her a lesson, but she actually doesn't articulate what the lesson was. Those of us watching might observe that Chantal has never learned a lesson in her entire wasted existence.
• "Anyway!" The tacos were sooooo good. She was CRAVING them.
• "I actually haven't eaten since 1 pm." (XXXXXXXXX)
• "People think fat people eat every 10 minutes." Yes, and you never managed to make it 10 minutes without eating even when you were doing Ozempic and coke. And?
• Isn't blaming her thyroid for her weight gain. Says her thyroid is fine. I can hear other organs whimpering for help, though.
• The 1 pm meal was apparently breakfast: some bread with labneh and falafel.
• Gunt out!

DX/PeetzOfShit tweeted a super-brief summary that succeeds in hitting all the high points:



(link to tweet)

This is just one of the videos where she turns on the camera and eats. There's nothing worth seeing here. It seems like she's just lazily monetizing all her meals. To be clear, I know she's obviously eating a lot that we never see, but we've all seen how she grazes endlessly. The stuff she's filming is the food she can pass off as an actual meal: tacos, turds and rice, chicken and rice, fish and rice, and and so on. She just turns on the camera and rambles, and you already know what Chantal's stream of consciousness sounds like: it's a babbling brook that says food-food-food-food.

I've heard Alex Is Shook refer to videos like this as "screenshot videos": there's no content here, but you can sure get a lot of memorable screenshots.

0/10, please go swimming again.

Extremely potato archive:

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

EDIT: the special unboxing is her new fucking plaque. this time with foodie beauty instead of her muslim larping name.

I'm just glad it wasn't a sex toy. Got worried there for a second, I won't lie...

 

[Schmooo]

It's time for our weekend mukbang: "EATING THE MOST EXPENSIVE TACOS." Prerecorded content, just over 16 minutes.

As someone from a southern-border state, I am deeply offended by this meal.

 

[Random Internet Person]

As someone from a quasi southern-border state, I am deeply offended by this meal. View attachment 5981637

Eugh, sour cream. If you eat with your eyes, you may want to consider bleach. Bankai that out of existence.

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

EDIT: the special unboxing is her new fucking plaque. this time with foodie beauty instead of her muslim larping name.

I find it hilarious that it says Everyday Miriam, so I'm living for the little things. Going to just watch and wait for a year or two - maybe even less - when that name becomes a harsh reminder and a source of regret for her, because she just can't sit still without a rebrand.

I called it, HA!

 

[Dead Wife]

• Step-grandmother made a lot of vegetables, so Chantal really hated her. Chantal and her sister didn't like the vegetables. Leave Nat out of this, Fatso.
• They would be "in uneaten vegetable jail until we finished our peas . . . y'know?"

She tells it like they were cute kids doing kid stuff together, but in reality you have Nat a 3-5yo refusing to eat her vegetables (age appropriate behaviour), and her eleven years older sibling 14-16yo Guntal pulling the same stunt (grow tf up, Chantal).

Thanks @often puzzled for enduring the blank stares, the mind numbing ‘conversation’ and the eating noises, oh god, the eating noises. You’re a gem.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

As someone from a southern-border state, I am deeply offended by this meal. View attachment 5981637

Thought those were marshmallows in Gunt’s tacos for a second, and wasn’t surprised at all.

 

[catbyte]

I couldn't get through the first 5 minutes of this travesty. The eaiting noises were unbearable with the extra added bonus of seeing that over-stuffed taco pop like a zit when it entered her maw. Sorry, I just grossed myself out, too.

Thank you to @often puzzled for the exceptional summary.

Anyway, here's a little preview of your next sleep paralysis demon.

 

[boxybum]

I couldn't get through the first 5 minutes of this travesty. The eaiting noises were unbearable with the extra added bonus of seeing that over-stuffed taco pop like a zit when it entered her maw. Sorry, I just grossed myself out, too.

Thank you to @often puzzled for the exceptional summary.

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Anyway, here's a little preview of your next sleep paralysis demon.

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Sitting and eating aint cutting it anymore. We know she's capable of doing other things since the swimming video. She needs to stop being lazy and go outside and complete more activities. Will never give these lip smacking, jaw clicking gross eating videos a view.

 

[GainsGoblin]

Has Chantal ever addressed the “shhh I said shhh” tic?

 

[krazy orange cat]

Has Chantal ever addressed the “shhh I said shhh” tic?

The search button is your friend

Short answer: It is either a) her grandmother used to say it to her when Chantal was a child constantly asking for more food or b) it is a fake tic or c) when she had good food she would tell people to shh because she didn't want them bothering her while she had her foodgasms. All of those answers came from Chantal's own mouth and we all know Rule #1 so...

 

[Barbarella]

It isn’t fake though. She used to do it a lot unconsciously early on before she got notorious. Then she started faking it and it confused people who came later.

She did tell a bunch of lies about why she was saying it: lies because I don’t think she even realized it for a while. But since it often came in the first few bites with eye rolls I think it did have to do with mentally shutting out people so she could eat. Some weird psychology goes along with that.

 

[Tal E Whacker]

It isn’t fake though. She used to do it a lot unconsciously early on before she got notorious. Then she started faking it and it confused people who came later.

She did tell a bunch of lies about why she was saying it: lies because I don’t think she even realized it for a while. But since it often came in the first few bites with eye rolls I think it did have to do with mentally shutting out people so she could eat. Some weird psychology goes along with that.

Agreed, I think she mentally zones out, like she only concerned with what she is devouring at that moment, her eyes glaze over and her gluttony takes over , if you watch the chicken pot pie video where she is sat with the full dish at one point she forgets she is filming and actually goes in for a handful of food even though she has the serving spoon in her other hand, she then snaps out of it and remembers she is filming.
Her whole life revolves around her desire to eat, and to eat to excess at every opportunity,
At 40 years old she has achieved absolutely fuck all in life except a shiny plaque from YouTube which she cheated to get.
When she is speaking to the shitlord she uses a baby voice” I wanna jump in the pool again “ is one instance of it , and it really infuriates me to see a super morbidity obese woman speak like that, the way these two fuck ups interact with each other shows how immature both of them are. He is the village idiot with a shite , pizz and rape fetish, and she is just a fat lonely desperate toddler. In the pool she also said that she was going to speak to her fans , and quickly changed it to “ peeps” , that is how she sees herself, lots of adoring fans giving her attention and asspats for whatever she does online .
I don’t know about the rest of you but I am thoroughly bored with the whole shit show, she is no longer funny or quirky, just a big fat lump of lard wanting attention from wherever she can get it.
Fuck off fatso and take your shit freak with you.

 

[Who Now]

Her tics seemed to go away once she started doing meth/coke/whatever and then when she was high on weed. I think it's partly put on but a lot of them were not under her control. Maybe drugs have "fixed" them now

 

[Kier Starmer]

I miss the tics honestly, there is some really interesting stuff about how the use of recreational drugs erase habits such as eating disorders etc. They did noticeably disappear after that period I agree. I just think she should just go like 2018 Amberlynn and record bedbound footage constantly. The cameo jingles need to just fucking die already, she thinks she is cute like Nickado but she has such a fake ass personality.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I am one of the few farmers who cuts Smee some slack. I do believe she did the best she could, but there was, is, and never will be anything that stands between the beast and her food (and laziness). Nader and Salah found that out right quick. Remember, this is the same Cutie who stole money from her babysitter's purse and walked to KFC to buy a bucket of chicken, because Smee would never allow it. Even sending her to the group home and Katimavik, where her food intake was restricted, didn't have any long-term effects. That's why I don't think even inpatient would work for her.

As far as the Red Lobster story, I know what it's like when a kid throws a tantrum in a restaurant. You'll do almost anything to placate it. But Gramps took the wrong tact. Instead of ordering the lobster, which he knew she wouldn't eat, they should have just left, denying her ANY food. That's the only way she would learn a lesson. No behave. No food.

I leave you with some comments from the taco mukbang. She must be taking a post-gorge nap if she let so many of them get by.

 

[DumbDude43]

is this the biggest single thread on the website?
almost 9000 pages, even the gigantic tranny megathread doesn't have this much content

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

is this the biggest single thread on the website?
almost 9000 pages, even the gigantic tranny megathread doesn't have this much content

The DSP megathread currently is a part 2 because the first one hit the cap.

 

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@Tal E Whacker said:

"When she is speaking to the shitlord she uses a baby voice” I wanna jump in the pool again “ is one instance of it, and it really infuriates me to see a super morbidity obese woman speak like that, the way these two fuck ups interact with each other shows how immature both of them are. He is the village idiot with a shite , pizz and rape fetish, and she is just a fat lonely desperate toddler. In the pool she also said that she was going to speak to her fans , and quickly changed it to “ peeps” , that is how she sees herself, lots of adoring fans giving her attention and asspats for whatever she does online."

That's one of the weirdest and most off-putting things about Chantal. You know she's been doing this shit her whole life. She'd use that baby voice and ratface when she wanted something or wanted something done by poor Bibi and then Peetz. She did it less with Nader because, even though he was a colossal slimeball, he wasn't having it. But Shitlord does. The latest and most nauseating example of this was at the end of their Free Willy video as Cutie was lumbering up the three steps out of the pool. She lisped, "See, I did it!" in that baby voice like she was a toddler who had just made her first boom boom in the potty chair. Then she did this bizarre thing tucking her hands into her chest as her caretaker/paid escort pats her on the head like she's Fido. What a fucking head case.

ETA:
@ButterMyMuffin said:

This really was her goal. She can die happy now. "A member of the family." I really think that's how she looks at it. How pathetic.

And the most pathetic thing about it is she had to cheat to get it. She's not fooling anybody by suddenly getting hundreds of "new subscribers" in less than a week, then after topping 100K, nothing. No new subs. Zilch. Nada, Bupkis. Her channel has stagnated again. It's her entire half-assed excuse for a life in a nutshell, so it's very fitting. But deep down she'll always know it's a lie, just like her "marriage" and "new religion." And so do we.