Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lifeguard Hermit]

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Barring a divorce arc, where does he have left to fall?

Into a lake, hopefully in winter, and also hopefully without any of the kids.

 

[elb]

Context hater @elb was felted in her own comment section by @CGoody564:

It be like that sometimes

Tuned in for tonight's stream (I needed something boring to put on), and I don't see the ugly blue silicone ring on Rekieta's hand.

Maybe it’s too big due to the manorexia

By the time I realized I wasn't going to do a show on Thursday it was 11:40 and I just said fuck it... didn't post anything because it was weird at that point

Im going to be honest, I still havent gotten to the final half hour of the stream but this social media expert sounds very professional

will try to do a Locals show or two over the weekend

lol

MFW the 'context' provided from Josh and KC is literally just @elb clips... So suddenly the commentary of people who watched LESS of the stream than @elb has MORE context...

… as it goes

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick doesn't understand why people spend money on health care for pets

Many serial killers start with animals first. Could Nick plan well enough to take out all 5 kids and the wife? LawTube would be eatin' good.

That was a big roid. Must have felt a lot better getting that thing out of there. The doctor wasn't very delicate jamming that massive speculum up the area.

Just my $0.02. I'm a HUGE critic of the people sperging about July, but a sober(ish) Nick doing that might be better than... whatever the fuck this disturbing shit he's doing now is called.

What's he going to do? Call Eric a dumb NIGGER again? His Eric cope stream was his SECOND most embarrassing stream.

 

[dustnight]

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[Captain Manning]

CGoody should guest on the stream to discuss out of context internet clips

For added funny, @elb edits it so that it actually is for once.

I... AM... GAY... I... LIKE... MEN... PLEASE... LET... ME... SUCK... YOUR... DICK... NICK...

He: Hey, that's edited out of context!
Us: Oh, you ALWAYS say that CGoody!

DRAMATIZATION: MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED

What's he going to do? Call Eric a dumb NIGGER again?

Probably. And as dumb as I agree that is, it's still a vast improvement over dumb shit he's been saying lately. Dude has been saying increasingly ridiculous shit since his Eric July rant.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

• EVS: "What are you busy doing? You keep saying you're busy... doing what?"
• Nick streams till "three, four, five in the morning", then "typically" has to drive his son to his activities which start at 7:30AM
• then he sleeps till 10 or 12 before he has to "unexpectedly participate in driving"

I'm no social media expert but how about this - if you know you have MUH ACTIBITIES from ~7AM till let's say 1-2PM, how about you start streaming around 3-4PM? That way you're done by 10PM, can get 8 hours of sleep and safely drive the kids around. I'm sure there are some funny and weird reasons why that wouldn't work tho.

 

[mfalkner]

I actually read that shit.

What a garbage pile. "I wanted a place we can just talk about July and not his detractors, so here's all of Dax and Vito's talking points and that's it."

Complete idiot.

Oh, I remember that stupid asshole. Probably some dick fag trying to get the farms to turn on Eric

 

[genericwhitemale]

Wouldn’t it be just perfect if he got nailed for DUI and went off like that and the body cam footage showed up on ‘Attorney Reacts’? And then they could get Kurt to do the commentary, rofl

Damn I want this to happen now. I want to see a really frail, red nosed Rekieta mugshot so bad.

 

[mfalkner]

Balldo's Gate posting what is my single favorite post on the entire site

Share with the rest of the class?

 

[waffle]

Dude has been saying increasingly ridiculous shit since his Eric July rant.

Shit, you're super right. If he had the white bread nigger fight today it would be hailed as "well, atleast Nick's doing well enough to coherently try and manipulate Eric".

What a disaster.

 

[keke]

Comments under this clip from his Friday (May 10th) stream and this shit still makes me laugh. Nick and co are still talking about this.

 

[Cuntster2]

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK happened to this guy?

I stopped watching Rekieta before the end of the Vic Mignogna stuff and had no idea what he was doing until a few days ago. It's so grim.

 

[Major]

He likely won't and probably shouldn't. He had his time in the sun but he's only incidentally entertaining now. Once you hit rock bottom it becomes banal to just stay there, at least for the greater voting public. The downfall is what's fun to watch. Barring a divorce arc, where does he have left to fall?

That is until the inevitable sex tape gets leaked.

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick claims he "pulled back" on the sex talk

Pulled back -- then pushed foreward. Back and then foreward. Back and foreward, back and foreward...

That was the reason for the sex talk.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm no social media expert but how about this - if you know you have MUH ACTIBITIES from ~7AM till let's say 1-2PM, how about you start streaming around 3-4PM? That way you're done by 10PM, can get 8 hours of sleep and safely drive the kids around. I'm sure there are some funny and weird reasons why that wouldn't work tho.

But stuff he DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT pops up EVERY DAY! You can't understand his life as a creator streamer with 5 homeschooled children in rural Minnesota how FUNNY and WEIRD his life is! The kids and wife are CRAZY, but he loves them all--even when he blames them for cancelling ahow after show after show after show...

Share with the rest of the class?

The Man-D expose post is what is referenced here.

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Comments under this clip from his Friday (May 10th) stream and this shit still makes me laugh. Nick and co are still talking about this.

He was playing toady for Dax/Vaedo the first time, and now EVS.

 

[Harm]

He doesn't want to solve the "problems" which prevent him from streaming more. He could take that $300k of "art" and instead: Hire a professional to homeschool the children (I can't imagine the parents are doing better than a real teacher could), hire someone to drive the children to their arrangements, have that unemployed zombie Lady Pillpopper take them so Nick can work, put the children into a real school so you just need to take them all at once and pick them up all at once. It's so easy.

He wants these excuses that make NO SENSE because they're probably not the real root issue, it's something he uses as a shield from criticisms. If the problem is solved, then he no longer has the perpetual excuse, and even that bitchboy CGoody would have to start having thoughts of his own. How this was never a problem in years prior, but now it's completely unsolvable indicates it's probably complete bullshit.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Typically, I'm the kind of person who takes claims with a grain of salt, especially when they're steeped in drama. I remain skeptical until solid evidence is presented. However, there's one type of evidence that's hard to dispute: physical evidence. And boy, does Rekieta's appearance speak volumes. His physical condition has taken a serious nosedive. In just two short years since I last took notice, his body fat has plummeted in a concerning manner, his facial features have weathered dramatically, resembling something out of a horror movie. He's visibly deteriorating, exhibiting signs of alcoholism, evident in his tremors and strained voice. His overall appearance is rough, to say the least.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

We're almost halfway through the year and I wonder if he'll win back to back Lolcow of the Year Awards.

I can't imagine what else he'll do in the next 6 and a half months.

while I still personally think pat should have won last year for paying quasi, if just because I kinda think that's the climax for pat's arc.

But Nick? Nick had just started around that time. Now that its 6 months later and we have 6 months left or so, Nick won it this year for sure and I'll be sorely disappointed if he loses this yera somehow. There's nothing a single lolcow I can think of has done this year that compares to the accelerated pace of his downfall.

 

[Goatchoker]

I got a cute coffin shaped butter dish for Mother’s Day. All thanks to this thread.

Nick is fat and would not sex.

Also adding that the STMS thread is good and I’m excited that weirdo got one finally, he creeps me out, as much if not more than current rekieta.