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[countrybumpkin]

 

[Standardized Profile]

From my basic first aid training, a steady flow of dark blood is venous bleeding. But if you're digging around in your torso, who knows what fluid is leaking out.

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r/ftm•Brody0070812

Should I seek medical help?​

I do sub q injections in my stomach. I’ve been doing them for years and I’ve had bad ones and ones that have bled. But today was the first time I had a needle get stuck when I was pulling it out and I really had to tug it out. Then it bled super dark blood. Should I go to er could I have done something bad?

This goes on forever, I'm not going to screenshot it. Pooner penetrated by penis, prohibits pooner partner from pudendum.

r/ftm•Adventurous-Ad6054

How to cope with dysphoria with s/x with my partner !(tw: dysphoria/ transphobia)!​

(Tldr at the end)

I’m a stealth ftm and I’m dating another stealth ftm. For context, Many years ago I found myself on terf forums (while out as trans!) and because I was stealth, they accepted me. (Looking on it, I just felt so validated having the people who “hate” me take me in). However even now I find myself thinking those thoughts that terfs/transphobes would shout around.

I got with my now boyfriend years ago and honestly everything was good. My only problem is id get jealous of his past s/xual partners (men on women). But then it increasingly only became cis men I was jealous of. He was the first person I’ve ever had s/x with but even still he never gets jealous when I mention my ex’s.

Not too long ago we had our first 3some with a cis man. To make a very long and crazy story short, s/x was great! But the guy was not. However I’d always notice that my bf would always get excited to have s/x in the threesome but would be hesitant when it was just us. (He has a very very low libido while I have a very high one.) at first I didn’t mind because the s/x was great- but we finally kicked the guy to the curb after we found out stuff about him- like him not seeing us as men and misgendering us when confronted.

The problem was was that this really made the transphobic remarks in my head much worse. At first I had hope that a cis man would view me as a man and pushed away doubts but this solidified it for me. What makes it more frustrating was my boyfriend rarely bottoms for me even when I ask many times, but would be excited to bottom for him. I mentioned this many times of how it made me jealous and feel like he doesn’t view me the same but he assured me he didn’t.

After having the guy out of our lives, we’ve had sex very few times. And to be fair a lot of it stems from my boyfriend feeling violated and used (after finding out the guy was a shithead).

However now recently my dysphoria has been through the roof because I keep thinking back to when we were hooking up with him- my boyfriend would almost never say no to seeing him. And how happy he felt after seeing him. But he always is hesitant for s/x with me.

I confronted him and he broke down crying saying that he preferred cis guys s/xually. It was a very nice and understanding conversation and my jealousy has improved to the point where I didn’t get upset with him during this conversation. And just because he prefers them doesn’t mean he doesn’t feel attraction to me.
But for over a month now the terf-y thoughts in my brain won’t leave. I keep trying to find the most life like feeling dildo (and I found a pretty nice one ngl) and trying to act even more masculine but he declines having s/x where he’s penetrated every time. And I can’t stop comparing myself to cis men and feeling inadequate. I feel like my boyfriend won’t ever feel satisfied because of my parts. I feel like he’s missing out. I keep finding myself back at terf forums as a form of sh because people are saying my biggest fears im thinking and it’s validating in a fucked up way. I don’t know what to do, but I hate where I’m at currently.

(Tldr: feel jealous and comparing myself to cis men from years of looking at terf forums and feeling like I will never compare to a cis man and my boyfriend, who prefers cis men s/xually, will never feel fully satisfied with me s/xually because of my parts. It got worse after a 3sum with a cis man who actually saw us as girls. How do I stop obsessing over this?? I haven’t had this bad of dysphoria in years and I don’t know how to cope.)

"Would having public sex with complete strangers be safe, as an FTM man?"

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r/ftm•u/GeodeLaneSt
gay person. probably looking at gay things.
he/him 20 | 2019 2023

would gay cruising be safe as a trans man?​

for reference of this story, i’m 20 and i pass as male, i’m stealth.

i had an awkward situation the other night lmao. i live somewhere that had the possibility of the northern lights being visible. so, i drove out to this park that i frequent at around 10PM. there were other people in cars up there and standing outside of their cars, i thought they were also all up there to possibly get a glimpse of the northern lights. men started approaching me and talking to me, i figured everyone was just being friendly, but i did find it a bit unusual and some of the conversations felt a bit flirtatious. eventually, an older man struck up a conversation and i mentioned that i was trying to catch a glimpse of the northern lights and he said “oh, so you’re not up here cruising? this is a popular gay cruising spot” followed by some “i prefer younger guys” comments. i chatted with him for a bit because i love learning more about gay culture, but ultimately ended the conversation and left as i’m in a monogamous relationship. i searched up the park i went to and it’s historically a very popular cruising spot, with about 30 people “checked in” while i was there. anyway, it got me wondering— can FtM guys safely cruise? (pre-bottom surgery) my partner and i are into exhibitionism and i thought it could be fun to visit together, but i thought i’d check here if that would be safe or not.

"I love gay culture, like unprotected anal sex in the bushes while people are watching atmospheric phenomena nearby!"

I'm not sure what dad's intent was, or what he thought was going to happen, but this is hilarious:

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r/self•Other_File_6159

my father paid someone money to degrade me​

I’m a 20 year old trans man. to keep this short, my ethnic and religious father paid 100$ upwards for a "therapist" from our home country to facetime me. I was completely thrown into it without no actual explanation of who this person is gonna be or what to expect (though i knew it could only head into one direction, knowing my father) Shortly before it started all he said to me was "i told him about your issue" (the issue: me being a trans man)

The call went on for about two hours from which i had spent the most trying not to break down. The man was being disgusting in many ways. To every reply he got out of me and wasn’t satisfied with, he spat into the camera. I was degraded and insulted, told i‘m a lost cause multiple times. Parallel to verbally attacking me, he was also being a creep: telling me how he likes my smile and then asking me if i‘d meet him if he paid for the flight tickets and that he would, i quote: "throw me into the trunk of his car."

This call has made me feel more disgusted of myself than ever before and if i did have some sort of confidence before, its definitely fully gone now.

My parents did not even ask about what had been said, or about how it made me feel. I don‘t usually wish for their comfort after being let down so many times but in that particular moment i just wanted to be held. I went full circle with them, from physical and verbal abuse to little things like this to remind me to keep being ashamed of myself. I truly never felt more helpless.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

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The narc balls on these troons is simply incredible. He's going to treat his wife to some sort of trans chimp out about his being a "mom" too on Mother's Day.

Here's hoping that she tells him to move that truth into a hotel room until he can get another place to live.

 

[Geraldine]

"Would having public sex with complete strangers be safe, as an FTM man?"

Not only is it not safe, unsafe is the thrill. Unsafe is why to do it that way.
Want love and kisses? Try something else.

This also applies to gay men who are not mutilated women.
And straight people of both unmutilated sexes too. Don't forget those.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Selfish fucking Troon piece of shit only cares about his own fetish and not how much his AGP bullshit is going to fuck with his children's heads.
I hate these fucking creatures.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Talk about a cold dish...



(Anya Palmer is a GC lawyer. Olly Alexander was the UK's ESC competitor.)

 

[deermeat]

Meanwhile, the actual assholes flourish.

Spoiler: a bit unrelated, but

I've been thinking about this. Sometimes I wish assault charges weren't a thing, or somehow didn't apply to these types of people. These people are so hellbent on destruction that the only way to put them in their place is through physical violence. And even then, they usually scurry off to cause trouble somewhere else.
These people can withstand prison so the threat of going to prison for anything they do is nonexistent, if anything it teaches them to be even more good at hiding their tracks.

But it sucks for the good guys. An assault charge is a major thing, prison is a major thing. For these freaks, its nothing. But for the average good guy simply trying to protect himself and others? Its a nightmare. For whatever reason, especially nowadays, the justice system keeps on dishing out harsher punishments for people standing up for themselves than the criminals who commit the crime.

 

[Jacques1194]

Tranny tries to come up with an answer to "What is a woman?" and basically claims "If you look like a woman then you are one" but a comment accuses him of excluding TIMs who dont pass, and a TIF claims that his definition would include her.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Tranny tries to come up with an answer to "What is a woman?" and basically claims "If you look like a woman then you are one" but a comment accuses him of excluding TIMs who dont pass, and a TIF claims that his definition would include her.
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yes, that is correct, a person who passes perfectly would be treated as a woman. Women with complete androgen insensitivity are women, even if they have a Y chromosome, because they developed as women. The problem is that this is an impossible transformation for a troon, it does not occur. On some level of scrutiny, trans people will not pass. Even if an incidental interaction would not lead to them being clocked by most people, more prolonged interactions will reveal the truth. If a very androgynous trans women kept to himself and didn't make a huge deal about it, I think it probably would be possible for him to get treated as a women in most short social interactions. The more people spent time with him though, the more the tells would show. And of course, the continuously apparent trans lightning rod, sexual contact would be an instant tell.

But yes, correct, troon, identities only have meaning through a social/collective act of definition. So the fact that people are defining women in a way that excludes you is the correct, valid definition of woman, instead of the meaningless tautological mess of TRAs "women are people who identify as women"

The visibility of trans people is also increasing this scrutiny, because people are aware of skinwalkers now.

I was thinking about this recently, but there was a book by a journalist from 2006 that I think is telling.

Self-Made Man: My Year Disguised as a Man is a 2006 book by journalist Norah Vincent, recounting an 18-month experiment in which she disguised herself as a man and then integrated into traditionally male-only venues, such as a bowling league and a monastery.

I remember reading it and tellingly I do not recall her ever trying to engage in a sexual contact with anyone (she is a lesbian in real life and it was a deliberate social experiment, not pooner fantasy). But for the most part the men, and sometimes women, did not clock her. They treated her as an effeminate manlet essentially, still accepted but more on the margins and a little weird. I do not think this experiment would be possible now, the awareness of the trans movement has changed to mental calculus people do and resulted in more scrutiny and probably more hostility.

 

[Geraldine]

When is pain in the balls normal?
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Some would say never, but it really depends of you definition of "normal". tee hee
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They deleted the post from feeds, but it was available by searching the profile.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Even if they pass (they don't), that still doesn't make them a woman.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I'm worried about her. The yelling from mom and dad isn't helping since she sees it as a huge breach of trust, but I can't be too upset at that when it is a very human response to yell with worry. I think a stay in the psych ward would be better and help her get to the root of her problem, a girl's school might think she's cool for pooning. I'm mostly worried she won't make it to the psych appointment on Monday given the way she talks, she seems to see herself backed in a corner and I hope reddit or her brain doesn't push her to do something rash until then.

C'mon, if this was a TiM you would immediately realize he's most likely lying when he describes his parents yelling at him until he can't bend his fingers. You don't have to believe all women, she's lying so she can get pity from reddit. In fact, I'd say that even for a BPD teenage girl, she's especially histrionic and prone to exaggeration. I'm sure that some time going to church with her violent grandparents would help.

Tranny tries to come up with an answer to "What is a woman?" and basically claims "If you look like a woman then you are one" but a comment accuses him of excluding TIMs who dont pass, and a TIF claims that his definition would include her.
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Sounds fair, if a man actually manages to fool me into thinking he's a woman then I'll use she/her for him. If I realize he's a man then I won't. Deal.

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

The call went on for about two hours from which i had spent the most trying not to break down. The man was being disgusting in many ways. To every reply he got out of me and wasn’t satisfied with, he spat into the camera. I was degraded and insulted, told i‘m a lost cause multiple times. Parallel to verbally attacking me, he was also being a creep: telling me how he likes my smile and then asking me if i‘d meet him if he paid for the flight tickets and that he would, i quote: "throw me into the trunk of his car."

Incredibly based foreign "therapist"

 

[Battery Low]

Tranny tries to come up with an answer to "What is a woman?" and basically claims "If you look like a woman then you are one" but a comment accuses him of excluding TIMs who dont pass, and a TIF claims that his definition would include her.
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I love how they try the semantics game. As if they can rules-lawyer themselves into womanhood. It's so detached from real life.

I'm not going to be argued into accepting men as women no matter how you try to argue it. I know how to recognise a woman, fucking INSECTS can recognise the females of their own species.

You're not going to undo millions of years of evolutionary instinct by reciting the dictionary at me.

*insert pizza hut meme*

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Any asshole "jealous" of his wife being the mother to their children can 41% himself.

Also, gay cruising in public is one issue I have with homos. You want to fuck in the back of a gay club go ahead, want to turn your house into a fudge packing factory go ahead. But stay off the streets and parks with that shit. I should be able to take a walk or jog through a park without the risk of seeing two faggots going at it.

 

[Geraldine]

Sounds fair, if a man actually manages to fool me into thinking he's a woman then I'll use she/her for him. If I realize he's a man then I won't. Deal.

I love how they try the semantics game. As if they can rules-lawyer themselves into womanhood. It's so detached from real life.

They are not merely trying to fast talk the rest of us with their silly sophistry.
They are the primary victims of their own deception.

 

[a hapless toad]

When is pain in the balls normal?
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Some would say never, but it really depends of you definition of "normal". tee hee
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They deleted the post from feeds, but it was available by searching the profile.

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This dude is weird AF. I think they might have removed part of his brain when they fixed his cleft palate.

For the past three years he's claimed over and over that he's just started transitioning. Appears to be an addiction to Reddit updoots.



Bonus hilarity: So if I start doing female things like makeup for example, will I start to transition?

 

[Procrastinhater]

When is pain in the balls normal?
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Some would say never, but it really depends of you definition of "normal". tee hee
Link to selfie
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They deleted the post from feeds, but it was available by searching the profile.

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HRT balls are the least of this dudes problem, he looks like he's got a serious coke habit, one side of his nose has collapsed, I've only seen that in people that have snorted rock star amounts.

dude is weird AF. I think they might have removed part of his brain when they fixed his cleft palate.

You sure that's what that is?
Looks like his nose got destroyed by a Colombian airstrike to me.

 

[Geraldine]

For the past three years he's claimed over and over that he's just started transitioning. Appears to be an addiction to Reddit updoots.

Thanks for the background check.
I wonder if the pain in his balls is real?

 

[a hapless toad]

HRT balls are the least of this dudes problem, he looks like he's got a serious coke habit, one side of his nose has collapsed, I've only seen that in people that have snorted rock star amounts.

Nah, it's a very poorly done surgical repair of what was likely a severely cleft lip and palate. In one of his selfies he's wearing glasses and you can tell they're a very strong prescription, so I'd guess he has Stickler syndrome.

Thanks for the background check.
I wonder if the pain in his balls is real?

Considering he's complained about it a few times over the years, I'm gonna guess...no.