Containment Random Chris Updates

[King Kiwi]

Whatever is going on, he’s definitely keeping it secret from the public

I'll just bet he is, fucking pervert.

 

[sadrefrigerator]

One interesting tidbit is that no one's ever seen Chris mailing out a large volume of stuff. If Chris really is responsible for mailing the items out, plus how much business is going on, then Chris should be at the post office or UPS store with a huge amount of things to ship. Given Chris has a horrible reputation at mailing things out, just given how much is being sold makes me think that stuff isn't being shipped out, or at least Chris isn't doing that.

Because he's not. I think it was confirmed the medallions are bring made and shipped out of a separate location. Chris is just the Colonel Sanders of the operation

 

[Black Yoshi]

I know he is free, what I meant is when he got released from jail maybe Heilberg gave him some advice before he left

Then he wouldn't have been active online between October and April.

 

[Naenia Ness]

I know he is free, what I meant is when he got released from jail maybe Heilberg gave him some advice before he left

Even if he gave Chris advice, what are the chances he'd actually follow said advice without the threat of something (like going to prison) looming over him?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Even if he gave Chris advice, what are the chances he'd actually follow said advice without the threat of something (like going to prison) looming over him?

I wonder if Chris's mental capability was a result of bad parenting of not giving him advice early on that makes him much more incapable of following that advice later?

 

[Ammyterasu]

Because he's not. I think it was confirmed the medallions are bring made and shipped out of a separate location. Chris is just the Colonel Sanders of the operation

Yeah I remember someone here (sorry, my memory is shit) saying the return address was not in Virginia. The logistic makes no sense if it's as Praetor claims and Chris himself handpaints them. So they ship a lot of medallions and 3D printed figurines to Chris, he paints them, he sends them back to Missouri or wherever without damaging the vast majority of them, and then Praetor ships them to the costumers? Sure....

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Yeah I remember someone here (sorry, my memory is shit) saying the return address was not in Virginia. The logistic makes no sense if it's as Praetor claims and Chris himself handpaints them. So they ship a lot of medallions and 3D printed figurines to Chris, he paints them, he sends them back to Missouri or wherever without damaging the vast majority of them, and then Praetor ships them to the costumers? Sure....

Actually, all items except two ship from Lynchburg and are sent out via Chris. This is what we saw him at the UPS store for.
Those items are the Praetor and Chris Chan medallions. Those are made fully at Sandy Hook, VA, via Cabell.
Basically, if it is 3d printed and doesn't need Chris's treatment, it is shipped from Sandy Hook.
If it is 3D printed but requires Chris, then it's from Lynchburg.
All art and stuff sells from Lynchburg, where Chris keeps the stock.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Actually, all items except two ship from Lynchburg and are sent out via Chris. This is what we saw him at the UPS store for.
Those items are the Praetor and Chris Chan medallions. Those are made fully at Sandy Hook, VA, via Cabell.
Basically, if it is 3d printed and doesn't need Chris's treatment, it is shipped from Sandy Hook.
If it is 3D printed but requires Chris, then it's from Lynchburg.
All art and stuff sells from Lynchburg, where Chris keeps the stock.

About the rocks in the drive way? Is it possible that collection video was just a fake and they are sent out from cabell as well?

 

[TV's Adam West]

Naw, some ween threw acid in his face in a Walmart parking lot and now he's permanently blind, the timing is just God torturing him while he lays in a hospital bed unable to every look at his phone again... Now he can't watch the new episodes, play Vidya, watch porn, drive, draw (Though being blind might improve it), do anything by himself so Caden will get tired of that shit REAL quick and throw his ass out.... huh. Chris suddenly going blind would actually probably be what makes him finally kill himself.

Did you have a tendency to torture small animals as a child?

 

[A Grey Cat]

The argument surrounding Chris's disappearance aside the gravel video does raise an interesting question on how will we know Chris finally bit the big one? He has no immediate family anymore and I doubt praetor or caden is willing to publicly announce their pet retard is dead in any way shape or form. Hell I wouldn't be surprised of caden tries to keep up the illusion Chris is alive via ai deep fakes. Plenty of audio and visual material exists to make one. Or barring that just sending put emails and tweets using Chris's account would be enough to pretend he's not dead.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Bigfoot spotted on Twitter.

 

[King Kiwi]

I wonder if Chris's mental capability was a result of bad parenting of not giving him advice early on that makes him much more incapable of following that advice later?

It's the result that he's a fucking retard by his idiot parents who were too old and ignorant to be raising a special needs child with their backwards, incest ridden backwoods ideologies.

 

[Father Jack]

Chris talking about the importance of consent.

The joke writes itself.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

So chris hates this law, but wishes he could abuse it for his own ends.
Classic chris logic.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

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Has his writing style changed? Not a single random capitalization.

There's also a weird thing about this whole "No, I do not want attention all of a sudden".

 

[Whirus]

Has his writing style changed? Not a single random capitalization.

There's also a weird thing about this whole "No, I do not want attention all of a sudden".

I'm guessing ChatGPT or he has someone to help him write

 

[A Grey Cat]

Lol at the happy mothers day comment bellow. Maybe it's a good thing g Chris didn't mention that day today.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Has his writing style changed? Not a single random capitalization.

There's also a weird thing about this whole "No, I do not want attention all of a sudden".

Glad I'm not the only one. I was already fifty-fifty about the last post before this, the one comparing his leaked BABScon email to a Seinfield episode, the writing style was a bit iffy. This one tho, it just doesn't sound like Chris at all.

But I could be wrong and looking for confirmation bias. At this point I require a sighting with photo or a livestream.

 

[BeatboxBill]

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I wonder if he is planning to visit Japan with Flutter?
If he does, Japan has no idea what they’re in for!

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I wonder if he is planning to visit Japan with Flutter?
If he does, Japan has no idea what they’re in for!

Apparently Japan has been having issues with foreigners taking pictures of people and generally acting badly. In Kyoto for example, there's whole areas where you aren't allowed to take pictures, on top of the general privacy stuff in Japan relating to taking pictures of people.

I think it's very odd that Chris would have been watching videos about these things since only a few expat YouTubers have been talking about the recent changes. If anything Japanese Chris would be watching, it would be about anime, rather than general day to day goings on over there.

I think too, that Japan will refuse entry to people who have misdemeanors if they were in jail for a year or more, OR could have been sentenced to a year or more. Chris would definitely have issues with his background, charges dismissed or otherwise. According to the CWCki, he has seven misdemeanors on his record.