Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

Despite what we say about his health, I'm amazed he's lasted this long compared to this poor soul
First person to receive a genetically modified pig kidney transplant dies nearly 2 months later

https://apnews.com/article/pig-kidney-transplant-recipient-dies-d6cf10ac76a4bcde1b3021f45b9695b4

Lmao imagine being that retard.

He told an even more ridiculous story:

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Who the fuck is the audience Fatty thinks will believe these outrageous lies?

The leg surgery has to be a non sequitur, I refuse to believe even habitual liar Pat is stupid enough to think that is a believable story.

Welcome to the Fatrick thread. You obviously have yet to grasp the extreme stupidity and obesity of this lardass.

Welcome to the rollercoaster ride.

Fun fact: you can't get off this wild ride.

 

[Red Frida]

Who the fuck is the audience Fatty thinks will believe these outrageous lies?

Do you also disbelieve that he went skiing backwards on one ski, high on Adderall?
This fat fuck will proudly photograph a cinnamon stick garnish in the middle of his food but I've never once seen a photo of any ski related equipment or outings.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick's highly persuasive rhetoric defeats yet another Twitter child. (screenshots may be out of order, Twitter is ridiculous)

 

[Dean Pentel]

He told an even more ridiculous story:

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Maybe it's been known for a long time, but this feels like an awful joke from a very fat faggot. The story has holes in it big enough for niggers to fart into while Patrick looks on from the corner.

 

[Oxyjen]

He told an even more ridiculous story:

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In 1982, there was the incident with the pigeon.

https://youtu.be/O8YfgxF3APY

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He told an even more ridiculous story:

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Doing something stupid like that would just lead to complications during the healing process and dental floss is no where near as strong as medical grade suture materials. You're just putting someone in risk of infection. Just clean the wound and apply pressure until help arrives. If he took First Aid he'd know that. Shit like this is why you always know that Patrick is lying.

 

[The I Scream Man]

The way you can tell that Fatprick is ultimately irrelevant to everyone and anyone on Twitter is that hardly anyone called him out on that story, that shit is the most ridiculous lie I think I've ever heard, or at least can remember off hand right now.

Like I can almost see where that sort of dumb fib would originate, I used dental floss and a needle to crudely sew together my gym bag when it ripped once and I can see how he might see or even do something similar and think that he could just stuff that shit in a tweet and think it was believable.

I'm mostly with @AnOminous on this one in that I can't imagine what sort of audience he would have that would believe this dumb shit

 

[Red Frida]

Doing something stupid like that would just lead to complications during the healing process and dental floss is no where near as strong as medical grade suture materials. You're just putting someone in risk of infection. Just clean the wound and apply pressure until help arrives. If he took First Aid he'd know that. Shit like this is why you always know that Patrick is lying.

Breh. He's saying he reattached a severed limb using "sutures".
The floss is stupid and is a problem with his story, but it's far from the biggest problem.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It’s the kind of bullshit you make up at the bar when you’re one upping each other on bullshit stories

the fire is flipping us off I never noticed that. Don Rosa

 

[Fake News Anchor]

The more likely answer:

Patrick finally finished reading Mary Shelly's Frankenstein and thought it was science fiction grounded in hard science. I can't wait for his next book - Dental Floss Frankenstein... IN SPAAAAACE!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Breh. He's saying he reattached a severed limb using "sutures".
The floss is stupid and is a problem with his story, but it's far from the biggest problem.

I blame that on poor wording, you see that a lot when someone had to stitch someone up on a trail.

 

[JustStopDude]

I really wish Pat would go back to YouTube. I would love to watch him breakdown the Israel-Gaza conflict in a 10 minute video.

It would be glorious.

 

[Markorian]

How has no one mentioned what basketball needles actually are?

Either it was a really unfunny joke, or Pat is exposing his lack of basic sports knowledge in an attempt to be what he views as stereotypically masculine.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Yeah, I don't think basketball needles could even break through flesh, for that matter. They're generally not very sharp. Did you play a little one-on-one after that with them Pat, to show the admiring crowd what a good job you did? I'd jerk the leg back off and beat him to death with it before expiring with the kind of sad little tooting fart Pat hears at the end of one of his wife's sessions,

 

[DumbDude43]

he is very obviously joking you autistic fucking retards

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

I was gonna say that Fatrick takes his fighting style from Doc Brown, but then I realized that still requires running.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

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Just wanted to go back and call attention to this. "You look like you got kicked out of a volleyball game for lewd comments" is actually a banger.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

How has no one mentioned what basketball needles actually are?
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Either it was a really unfunny joke, or Pat is exposing his lack of basic sports knowledge in an attempt to be what he views as stereotypically masculine.

There's that too. I don't think he meant a basketball needle but maybe a baseball glove needle. However those are thick as fuck.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

he is very obviously joking you autistic fucking retards

He has repeatedly stated the CPR thing; so I think he actually believes it or at least fronts it multiple times.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

The disturbing possibility has just occurred to me that Fatricius might believe his Tall Tales of Manly Swag and might try to go perform cpr or first aid on someone who needs it. That entirely blameless person is likekely to die from Pat's lack of self-esteem. It could be worse, he could be on PBS teaching viewers how to rewire old farmhouses with info learned from his father. Hundreds could die.