🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mynameisdark]

If he loved his mama so much, he would’ve been sober enough to drive her to dialysis.

Even if it “wasn’t even hawt ou-sahd”

Worst of it all, he was that fucked up from starting a cup head gaming stream, and he never even got the game running. Zero consideration of his responsibilities,
Sandra was the one woman he could walk over and never worry about scaring away.

 

[Braphamut]

Ralph should take a nice walk today. It's nawt eben hawt outside.

Just a cool and breezy 104 degrees in Merida.

Keeping those piss cans cozy warm.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If he loved his mama so much, he would’ve been sober enough to drive her to dialysis.

Even if it “wasn’t even hawt ou-sahd”

He can’t talk about the mother of his children because they have restraining orders against him preventing him from doing so. He’s forced to talk about his mommy as a result.

I just find that so FUNNY and WEIRD

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I was listening to a DSP podcast and they were talking about Mother's Day and how it's celebrated different days of the world and...

MOTHER'S DAY WAS 2 DAYS AGO IN MEXICO, YOU FAT FUCKING PILL POPPING PIG.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

If he loved his mama so much, he would’ve been sober enough to drive her to dialysis.

Even if it “wasn’t even hawt ou-sahd”

And EOR would’ve come home early from a vacation when she had a spill.
And he wouldn’t have told her to eat a dick.
And he wouldn’t have let her alone for the two weeks leading up to and including her death.

JFC we’re not talking about driving her to the mall when she wants trick up some new lingerie to wear while she’s allegedly molesting EOR. This is legitimate life and death stuff here!

 

[porkWellington]

I propose the mods put this bottomless void of a nontent board to work by moving all trash-but-legal threads from elsewhere on the site to this board instead of deleting them. Let the Sektur die as it lived; covered in shit.

 

[Um...]

Just a cool and breezy 104 degrees in Merida.

Keeping those piss cans cozy warm.

they’re having a terrible heat wave in Messico

Scattered power blackouts too because their grid cant’t keep up with demand. Piggy better make sure the electric bill gets paid on time and pray his power doesn’t randomly go out.

Probably doesn’t dare poke his snout out the door these days. And that beat-up truck parked on the street must heat up like a blast furnace during the day. Better stick to uber eats for the forseeable future, fatty.

 

[AltisticRight]

they’re having a terrible heat wave in Messico

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Scattered power blackouts too because their grid cant’t keep up with demand. Piggy better make sure the electric bill gets paid on time and pray his power doesn’t randomly go out.

Probably doesn’t dare poke his snout out the door these days. And that beat-up truck parked on the street must heat up like a blast furnace during the day. Better stick to uber eats for the forseeable future, fatty.

And with how horrible that place appears to be planned with nothing to shade the sun, it might as well be 108 degrees. Oof.
Roast, piggy. Suffer.

 

[Um...]

Poor beat-up dirt encrusted Nissan

Whatever’s left of that paint job is gonna be blistered and baked right off.

And with how horrible that place appears to be planned with nothing to shade the sun, it might as well be 108 degrees.

It is 108 degrees. Every day.

 

[Nate Higgers]

they’re having a terrible heat wave in Messico

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Scattered power blackouts too because their grid cant’t keep up with demand. Piggy better make sure the electric bill gets paid on time and pray his power doesn’t randomly go out.

Probably doesn’t dare poke his snout out the door these days. And that beat-up truck parked on the street must heat up like a blast furnace during the day. Better stick to uber eats for the forseeable future, fatty.

100F isn’t too terrible for where I’m fro- -

32% humidity

Oh dear god. Ralph can’t afford to buy one of those little air conditioners on wheels that vent out the the window with a flexible duct hose? They cost $200-300 in the states, and that’s for the generic ones. The cheapo generic ones even have a DEHUMIDIFYING FEATURE. If he’s been “hittin tha goal” for so many days the last few weeks, he would be able to afford one of those or even a nicer name brand one, like a Toshiba or an LG. Especially considering he isn’t spending tons of money on booze anymore. Right?

Right?

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

For a man who says all women are whores, Ralph is awfully attached to his mother:
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Get over it, Ralph. Having a parent die in your thirties isn't exactly a unique sob story you can farm for Internet points.

It was in fact, pretty hawt outside.

Can't even make a petty come back

 

[MadStan]

For a man who says all women are whores, Ralph is awfully attached to his mother:
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Get over it, Ralph. Having a parent die in your thirties isn't exactly a unique sob story you can farm for Internet points.

I think it's really cool that they have twitter in hell, and she gets to read this.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Poor beat-up dirt encrusted Nissan
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Whatever’s left of that paint job is gonna be blistered and baked right off.

Did EOR get the truck lowered? Maybe it’s just because EOR put the truck through. Lot of suit but it seems to look different that when I first saw it.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy is a dumb nigger, more news at 11.

Muh nigger momma.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

For a man who says all women are whores, Ralph is awfully attached to his mother:
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Get over it, Ralph. Having a parent die in your thirties isn't exactly a unique sob story you can farm for Internet points.

Mama Ralph died of shame, alone, because Ralph was a shit son. Sad.

Scattered power blackouts too because their grid cant’t keep up with demand. Piggy better make sure the electric bill gets paid on time and pray his power doesn’t randomly go out.

His Mexican lawyer might be able to fix it for him. He’s a massive fan of the killstream too.

 

[bile demon]

It is 108 degrees. Every day.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Piggy is a dumb nigger, more news at 11.
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Muh nigger momma.
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West Memphis. Famous for two dead kids. Then again, Memphis does have that zoo he likes because those apes are in cages so he feels safer talking shit to them. When the NASA is encountered in the urban Serengeti Ralph is prey, and he knows it.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Piggy is a dumb nigger, more news at 11.
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Muh nigger momma.
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He is literally bragging about being a deadbeat dad because it makes him more "black". What watching BBC porn 24/7 does to a piggly wiggly wigger.



Ralph, you will never be black. You have no melanin. You have no connection to mother gaia. You are but a little fat ginger piggy twisted by BBC porn and nigger worship into a crude mockery of god's least favorite creation.

 

[Pigtoad]

"Ye's live performance of "hey mama" after she died was one of the most moving things I've ever seen in my life." Cringe!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He is literally bragging about being a deadbeat dad because it makes him more "black". What watching BBC porn 24/7 does to a piggly wiggly wigger.



Ralph, you will never be black. You have no melanin. You have no connection to mother gaia. You are but a little fat ginger piggy twisted by BBC porn and nigger worship into a crude mockery of god's least favorite creation.

My favorite Ralphism is bragging about being a deadbeat nigger from WEST Memphis thinking that has any meaning to anyone ever.