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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
West Memphis, Arkansas.
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The only notable things I know that came out of Arkansas are:

-Mena, AR drug trafficking airport ran by CIA
-Bill Clinton (famous rapist)
-Ethan Oliver Ralph (infamous rapist)
-the “boys on the tracks” who got murdered for accidentally stumbling on a drug trafficking operation (see: point 1)

EDIT: oh and Walmart I guess
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
My favorite Ralphism is bragging about being a deadbeat nigger from WEST Memphis thinking that has any meaning to anyone ever.
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I think it's funny he claims to be from "Memphis," instead, which while a shithole in its own right, although not as completely degenerate as West Memphis, is hardly something to boast about unless you're a famous BBQ chef or a bluesman or something. And even then it's just because being from Memphis is a bona fide reason to have the blues.
 
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Nate Higgers said:
The only notable things I know that came out of Arkansas are:

-Mena, AR drug trafficking airport ran by CIA
-Bill Clinton (famous rapist)
-Ethan Oliver Ralph (infamous rapist)
-the “boys on the tracks” who got murdered for accidentally stumbling on a drug trafficking operation (see: point 1)

EDIT: oh and Walmart I guess
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There's also the University of Arkansas, who appropriately have a rage pig as their mascot:

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They also have a tradition called Calling the Hogs where they chant WOO, PIG! SOOIE! at sporting events which must feel familiar for Ralph at this point.

 
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It's not the best day ever because no one cares anymore. There's a couple of retards that want Fuentes to win something maybe? Those people are the most insignificant people on the planet, completely pointless.

It really makes me wonder if there's some guy working for the feds that is the same type of pathetic joke that Ralph is. Dude is just slacking off going "Look guys remember how I have Fuentes doing our ops? Pretty cool huh?" and the other glowies are just tolerating it but roll their eyes after turning around.

Lost cause Agent Dingus, can't rest on your laurels forever.
 
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Null said:
His black worship is genuinely nauseating. He has ancestors that literally fought for the stars and bars. His own great grand pappy would have lynched his fat ass. What a fucking failure.
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Someone found the draft records a while back, actually, and Ralph's ancestors were Yankees who fought for the stars and stripes. He's just continuing the proud Amerimutt tradition of nigger worship:
Big Fat Frog said:
Judging by the info @|I.nfo_N.eutral_A.gency| has dug up, Jim Ralph and William Alexander Ralph Sr. were the only two who would have been around to serve during the Civil War. Judging by the fact that they both were last in Illinois and William was born in Illinois (which was a state still in the Union), that would mean Ralph’s family bloodline has “yankee faggots” as Ralph puts it.
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Info Neutral Agency said:
If you dig up the Wikipedia article on Southern Illinois, they mostly identified with the White Southerners' mentality more than the Northerners on Slavery before the Civil War. Despite some prominent people from the region serving in the Knights of the Golden Circle, many of the residents served in either the Union's 31st Illinois Volunteer Infantry or 111th Illinois Voluntary Infantry during the war. Also, William Alexander Ralph served on the UNION side of the war from his Illinois draft record.
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EyeGuy said:
Someone found the draft records a while back, actually, and Ralph's ancestors were Yankees who fought for the stars and stripes. He's just continuing the proud Amerimutt tradition of nigger worship:
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I didn't realize Ralphmale was a Yankee Doodle.

Yankee Ethan went to 'Ten
riding in a Nissan
stuck a thumb in a teen
and said he had consent
 
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