Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Wait, he's done one? When was that? I was under the impression that he hasn't done any this month. I thought it was only the one stream he's done since his contract definitely didn't expire at the end of February. I guess he could have done a thousand and nobody would be any the wiser if @Himedall All-seeing Waifu or @elb didn't post about it.

He hasn't done one since the 28th of April.

Good grief Balldo, I got what I deserved for assuming a little, smidgen, of integrity in you.
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We're nearly half way through the month.

I reap what I sow. Never put your stake in Balldocoin because it'll drop faster than the tall buildings in Gaza.

Hadn't seen this mentioned, sorry if late, but I had opened the latest Rekieta Law livestream to find a frame to show how bad he looks. Instead, I heard something strange towards the end of the podcast. You can definitely hear a door opening/closing at 3:28:31. I'll put the timestamped embed below.

Who the fuck is in the room with Nick?

An Oreo?
Do I have to be the first one to say this?
There we go.

Actually, I'll code it a little. Let's see who else is highly autistic.
#000000 #ffffff #000000
Hint: Hedonism II

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

too bad Boogie died from being a fatass, he wouldve loved this

 

[Space Pope]

Did he not do a Locals this weekend? I looked in on Camelot's race livestream on Saturday and Nicki stopped in to make a gay comment and someone asked him about Locals.

Spoiler: Logs of Nick's Camelot Messages

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Rekieta Law
youtube.com/channel/UCbkjX3E0IhuUfPzL0FjSPaw

date: 2024-05-11T19:13:39


get it, sexypants

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Rekieta Law
youtube.com/channel/UCbkjX3E0IhuUfPzL0FjSPaw

date: 2024-05-11T19:14:14


we want camelot to win, but his sponsor has him on the fence!

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McK Stellar
youtube.com/channel/UCUPuM9vADy4taKxVetTelsw

date: 2024-05-11T19:14:38


@rekieta law nice to see ya man! another Locals today please?

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Rekieta Law
youtube.com/channel/UCbkjX3E0IhuUfPzL0FjSPaw

date: 2024-05-11T19:14:53


yes, locals

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Rekieta Law
youtube.com/channel/UCbkjX3E0IhuUfPzL0FjSPaw

date: 2024-05-11T19:15:13


gotta run

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Spoiler: Breaking Rackets News From Camelot's Chat

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GORGON_OG Alternate
youtube.com/channel/UCqomgMSUMEciucmO_37xXgA

date: 2024-05-11T17:54:16


BREAKING: Nick Rekieta has checked in to a Minneapolis rehabilitation facility. Please respect the privacy of him and his family.

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[Mr. Manchester]

WingsOfRedemption pressed Dick Masterson on the Lolcow Live podcast about "What's up with Nick Rekieta?"

Wings says he thinks Nick looks like he is on drugs.

Funny watching that Tommy C guy trying to deflect. What a fag.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Wings says he thinks Nick looks like he is on drugs.

I wouldn't read too much into Wings' takes on the Fat Retard Podcast. Wings gets incredibly surface level takes on lolcows spoonfed to him on Twitter, then begs his audience to get him in contact with them. It is funny that a fat retard like Wings can immediately see that something's wrong with Nick, and Diddler Dax floundering to run defense for him, but don't expect anything more on Wings' part.

Like Wings legitimately still thinks BossmanJack's real name is Jack. And he's supposedly been watching Austin's troll channels for months now.

 

[Space Pope]

WingsOfRedemption pressed Dick Masterson on the Lolcow Live podcast about "What's up with Nick Rekieta?"

Wings says he thinks Nick looks like he is on drugs.

I would have guessed Wings and Nicki to have bonded over both being fat fucks who murder innocent animals.

Funny watching that Tommy C guy trying to deflect. What a fag.

Isn't he supposed to be the tard wrangler? He's the worst part of the show from what I've seen.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

"Do you like Ritalin or Adderall?" Tell me you're an addict without telling me you're an addict, Nick. Nobody who actually needs this class of meds has fun taking it. If you actually need them, they just make you feel normal and able to sleep. Taking a high dose of Ritalin just makes me jumpy and upset. I doubt cocaine is like that. I actually think a ton of Nick's downtime is due to him abusing stimulants rather than just from being hung over. You can just drink more when you get up to fight a hangover. Winston Churchill did that. But you can only get a months worth of pills each month. You need a prescription each month to refill meds like Ritalin. Nick also claimed he only takes it like once a month because he likes it too much. Wouldn't you just take it when you NEED it? Doesn't he need it to drive? I guess not. He drives his kids (drunk) more than once a month. No matter what way you look at it, he's a liar. He's either lying about the pills or lying about the narcolepsy. Probably both.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

 

[dustnight]

 

[Laura Loomer]

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Ugh I have no arguments against this!

A hangover in your 20's you wake up feeling like shit then it gets progressively better.
After 30-35 you wake up feeling fine but then it gets progressively worse as the day gets longer.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

So basically this month both Dave (DSP) and Wings (Richard Samuel McGravy the V6th) have dunked on Rackets this month. I mean if that isn’t hitting rock bottom then I don’t know what is…

It’s clear a new lolcow pecking order has been established and it’s not good for our protagonist lolyer.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Did he not do a Locals this weekend? I looked in on Camelot's race livestream on Saturday and Nicki stopped in to make a gay comment and someone asked him about Locals.

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Spoiler: Logs of Nick's Camelot Messages

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Rekieta Law
youtube.com/channel/UCbkjX3E0IhuUfPzL0FjSPaw

date: 2024-05-11T19:13:39


get it, sexypants

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Rekieta Law
youtube.com/channel/UCbkjX3E0IhuUfPzL0FjSPaw

date: 2024-05-11T19:14:14


we want camelot to win, but his sponsor has him on the fence!

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McK Stellar
youtube.com/channel/UCUPuM9vADy4taKxVetTelsw

date: 2024-05-11T19:14:38


@rekieta law nice to see ya man! another Locals today please?

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Rekieta Law
youtube.com/channel/UCbkjX3E0IhuUfPzL0FjSPaw

date: 2024-05-11T19:14:53


yes, locals

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Rekieta Law
youtube.com/channel/UCbkjX3E0IhuUfPzL0FjSPaw

date: 2024-05-11T19:15:13


gotta run

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Spoiler: Breaking Rackets News From Camelot's Chat

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GORGON_OG Alternate
youtube.com/channel/UCqomgMSUMEciucmO_37xXgA

date: 2024-05-11T17:54:16


BREAKING: Nick Rekieta has checked in to a Minneapolis rehabilitation facility. Please respect the privacy of him and his family.

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No LOCALS. his last post was on Friday:

 

[AltisticRight]

Here, I present Balldo's 14 promised locals streams.

Spoiler

 

[WelperHelper99]

"Do you like Ritalin or Adderall?" Tell me you're an addict without telling me you're an addict, Nick. Nobody who actually needs this class of meds has fun taking it. If you actually need them, they just make you feel normal and able to sleep. Taking a high dose of Ritalin just makes me jumpy and upset. I doubt cocaine is like that. I actually think a ton of Nick's downtime is due to him abusing stimulants rather than just from being hung over. You can just drink more when you get up to fight a hangover. Winston Churchill did that. But you can only get a months worth of pills each month. You need a prescription each month to refill meds like Ritalin. Nick also claimed he only takes it like once a month because he likes it too much. Wouldn't you just take it when you NEED it? Doesn't he need it to drive? I guess not. He drives his kids (drunk) more than once a month. No matter what way you look at it, he's a liar. He's either lying about the pills or lying about the narcolepsy. Probably both.

I use Adderall. Been prescribed it for years. It does its job but I'd never call it fun. You have to keep it on schedule in a pill tray, missing a day makes your head feel like fucking exploding, and if you mix up your meds and take it at night, you're staying up.

And yes, 30 day supply, because it's restricted as fuck. And every 3 months you have to check in with a psychiatrist to make sure you aren't fucking around with them. That alone destroys any chance of taking long trips. Some countries don't allow it, so you are pre banned before you even go. I hate it bro.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

WingsOfRedemption pressed Dick Masterson on the Lolcow Live podcast about "What's up with Nick Rekieta?"

Wings says he thinks Nick looks like he is on drugs.

I can’t believe the fat retards on the fat retard podcast even managed to notice Rekieta’s slide into drug abuse while everyone around Rekieta is blissfully unaware.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

It's kind of heartwarming listening to EVS try to get Rekieta on the straight and narrow. Telling him to drink less, eat more, and shut up about the sex toys. Probably won't help, but better to let it fall on deaf ears than not to say it at all.

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it would be more heartwarming if it came from someone who didn't have an unhealthy obsession with Eric July. Maybe stop the daily 4 hour streams about black comic guy and get back to work on your own comics and then you can be in a position to tell others life advice.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm surprised he lets EVS shit talk him as much as he does, if it were anyone else he'd wish them a million bucks any send them to the pit Coomalot and Drex live in. I can only assume that EVS looking like an alcoholic mall Santa awakens some deep adolescent desire in him.

He's probably willing to put up with a certain amount of pushback from Ethan because Ethan still has an audience of paypigs. You saw the report @Potatoherder posted. $500 is a better night than he's had in a long while. That's like one-quarter of his superchat income from April, earned in one night.

 

[Pedophobe]

What do you mean? His doctor has said his liver numbers are FANTASTIC! Nick's hands have always shaken. He doesn't dye his beard. His wife LOVES grey hair. He has always been a sex pervert.

One of these statements is not like the others.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Yes. He's an unironic 'Only God can judge me' cringe fag.

This part of him is so insufferable that I'm MATI. It didn't make me want to touch the cow. It makes me want to punch the cow.

 

[genericwhitemale]

This is one of his go-to deflections now. It's always some variation of "people see a part of your life and then assume everything about it." The obvious response is "yes, retard, that's human nature." Perception is reality, especially when there's an obvious on-screen character change. But he has this idea that it's inevitably going to happen and there's nothing he can do to change it.

That's 100% not the case. If people are starting to doubt your own words, that is a personal failure. When you have a large audience, you have a social contract where people trust you and you maintain that trust by being candid and honest. When you fail to keep up your end of the contract, you lose that trust, and people no longer believe what you have to say. When people doubt you when you lie to their fucking faces about even something as simple as "being in the best shape of [your] life", that is a reflection of your own failure in maintaining trust with your audience. I can't tell if he's just rationalising and deflecting or he really is that fucking stupid that he doesn't understand this; for someone who likes to chastise others for not getting social interactions, he can't understand one of the most basic aspects of it.