Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman - unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.

[Ruin]

Also: how does she manage to stay so fucking fat? They can't be THAT poor, to be able to maintain her massive weight..

Are you murrican? In the U.S a lot of poor people are fat as fuck because corn subsidies make junk food and soda that's loaded with high fructose corn syrup ridiculously cheap.

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

As I stated above, I think Cecily and Charlie's girth and physical repulsiveness pale in comparison to the neglect and abuse of their child. But it's relevant when looking at how Cecily took issue with everyone noting (correctly) that Tori looked just like Charlie, and proceeded to overfeed her until she had gained a massive amount of weight in a short period, and dyed her hair. Boom, instant mommy clone, just like she always wanted (and the reason why she blogged about being "angry at God" for impregnating her with twin boys after years of fertility treatment, because petulant Cecily wanted a girl). This is a narcissist thing--they NEED a mini-me.

So perhaps that's why, rather than teach Tori healthy eating habits, Cecily has applauded and encouraged her to gorge herself from as young as toddlerhood.

Note that her mother-in-law (or mother, I can't tell as the woman is off-camera) asks if Cecily is going to let Tori eat all that whipped cream and Cecily says "It's mostly air!" WTF. Her MIL/mom responds, "It's pretty rich." What an ignorant piece of shit Cecily is. Whipped cream is corn syrup and hydrogenated vegetable oil (I doubt they had freshly whipped cream), not AIR. What an amazing nutritional role model you have been, feeding your child into social alienation and an early grave.

 

[The Dude]

It's a pretty safe bet that cankle has been injured in the past.

Probably because it's tasked with holding up and controlling a body that weighs as much as a full dresser Harley Davidson motorcycle.

Once she and her Fat Boy husband get to Boss Hoss 502 proportions, them cankles are either going to shatter under the sheer weight, or be cut off completely because of diabetes.

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

EXCUSE YOU, Cecily has blogged, tweeted, and FB'd time and again that she eats a healthy diet of lean protein, vegetables, gluten-free foods, cold-pressed juices, Greek yogurt and blueberries. She is also a fan of "intuitive eating."

The above was written about a decade ago, and Cecily has gained about 100 pounds in that time, despite the healthy diet she claims. Very odd.

 

[glass_houses]

Not to mention Cecily's black toenail and the fact that yes, of course you have your feet up EVERY FUCKING DAY. Neither of you have a goddamn job!!!!!!

Cecily then thought it was an insignificant fact that she had worn holes in the sheets with the skin on her feet, which is evidently very rough and dry if it can wear holes into fabric just by making contact.

When they fled their house in Lansdowne when they went into foreclosure, the day they moved they forgot the garbage bag that had their sheets in it (Charlie admitted they used Hefty bags as packing crates). Charlie had to drive all the way back to the suburbs to look for them, had no luck, and they were pissed they had to go to Target to buy a new set of sheets.

That lump is weird shit. Is it damage to the bone? A fluid filled blister? A lipoma? A cyst of some kind? There's no way in hell she'd be able to wear shoes properly. And she might even end up with permanent damage there. Grinding holes in her sheet with her own feet... buy a fucking pumice and some cheap shit body butter, it'll take less than a fortnight to get it under control. Also, her toenails. Mine don't look all that good from a distance either, but that's because I have three blood nails right now and a tendency to rip up skin and nailbed on a regular basis, so I know that shit does happen. But taking a photograph of your deformed ankle and manky feet and posting it publically on the 'net without so much as a "Don't mind the black one, I'm just clumsy!"... jfc.

Also, sheets. If you've sensitive skin, you'll need much better quality than what you'd buy at Target. I can understand if someone can only afford a single set at a time as good linen is expensive. But I think it goes without saying that sensitive skin is not something this delightful and classy pair suffer from. Put down the fucking iPad and go to a sale!

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

You can get pretty high-quality sheets at Target (I've seen prices up to around $80 for sheet sets there). But I don't think Cecily's problem is sensitive skin. If it were that sensitive, it wouldn't be able to go an entire week without being washed. These people just resent spending money on practical things, because they need to save all the e-begging profits for iPhones, delivery sushi and delivery scampi, trips to blog conferences for Cecily, $30 mascara for Cecily, DSLR cameras for Charlie, etc.

It's really disturbing to watch the videos of how Cecily interacted with toddler Tori. I am horrified by some of the things she did--and more so that she thought they were suitable for public viewing. What kind of nasty asshole works a child of any age, let alone a toddler, up into an upset frenzy like this for fun?

The public displays of awful parenting are so disgusting that it makes me shudder to consider what is being concealed.

 

[TheJabroni]

Goddamn it her name is kellogg. Now I can't even eat cereal without thinking of this fat autistic whale. Thanks for ruining breakfast you cunt.

 

[183 baras]

She's fat not only beacuse of huge amount of sugar in her food, but also because of carbs. If you're not working out this shit will go straight to your fat rolls.
And if she can't buy a fucking normal piece of meat and eat only vegetable instead, then she must eat whole day to feel full.

Also, business idea for her: get into feeder/gainer community, sell photos of her fat body and maybe eat on camera? She's not that skilled at anything else anyway.

 

[Kartoffel]

She's fat not only beacuse of huge amount of sugar in her food, but also because of carbs. If you're not working out this shit will go straight to your fat rolls.
And if she can't buy a fucking normal piece of meat and eat only vegetable instead, then she must eat whole day to feel full.

Also, business idea for her: get into feeder/gainer community, sell photos of her fat body and maybe eat on camera? She's not that skilled at anything else anyway.

Sugar is a type of carb. Refined and broken down to the most basic type, but still a carb.
To feal full is mainly determined by potion size not by calorie density, so to feel like this eating vegetables is actually a good idea.

That said, if you gulp down tons of food like this landwhale probably does, your regulation system grows accustomed to that sizes.
Some of you may experienced the other way around while dieting; you eat smaller portions to reduce your calorie intake for a while and then when you eat after a while a portion in your old normal size you'll feel stuffed.
That's why gastric bands sometimes don't work. Some people are so persistent in their gorging that they wear it out.

And while I'm at it, fun fact; if you manage to reach a body mass index of 35, your chances to ever reach a healthy weight again (without operation) will drop abysmally low.
So I don't wonder at all, that uppercase Whale here didn't manage to lose weight at all.

But the whole thing here makes me wonder, what did happen to that Whalecow, that she turned out to be such a horrible and despicable "mother"? Did she claim one of the usual suspects yet?

 

[drain]

Sugar is a type of carb. Refined and broken down to the most basic type, but still a carb.
To feal full is mainly determined by potion size not by calorie density, so to feel like this eating vegetables is actually a good idea.

That said, if you gulp down tons of food like this landwhale probably does, your regulation system grows accustomed to that sizes.
Some of you may experienced the other way around while dieting; you eat smaller portions to reduce your calorie intake for a while and then when you eat after a while a portion in your old normal size you'll feel stuffed.
That's why gastric bands sometimes don't work. Some people are so persistent in their gorging that they wear it out.

And while I'm at it, fun fact; if you manage to reach a body mass index of 35, your chances to ever reach a healthy weight again (without operation) will drop abysmally low.
So I don't wonder at all, that uppercase Whale here didn't manage to lose weight at all.

But the whole thing here makes me wonder, what did happen to that Whalecow, that she turned out to be such a horrible and despicable "mother"? Did she claim one of the usual suspects yet?

Basically, Cecily is eating herself into oblivion. She is disabling herself with food, and her poor kid will be the one who will deal with all the shit afterwards. Imagine having to care for a giant rabid womyn all day...
My heart go to that poor neglected kid.

 

[Mason Verger]

I'm only hoping that this thread will be the first thing people see when googling her name.
The sad part is obviously the kid, as there's really no great way out for her. As utterly horrible as these people are, it's hard to advocate for south philly foster care being an ideal solution.

A-log: maybe we can set up a play-date with Katlynn Goodwill Yost. She's got some revolutionary ideas on how to deal with shitty parenting..

 

[GingerDixie]

I'm only hoping that this thread will be the first thing people see when googling her name.
The sad part is obviously the kid, as there's really no great way out for her. As utterly horrible as these people are, it's hard to advocate for south philly foster care being an ideal solution.

A-log: maybe we can set up a play-date with Katlynn Goodwill Yost. She's got some revolutionary ideas on how to deal with shitty parenting..

We can only hope. Maybe if someone finds this thread it'll be enough of a catalyst to call CPS. Or, maybe she goes the way of Rain Florence and moves to Ecuador to hide her precious wittle mini me from being taken from her and getting a shot at being a contributing member to society.

Oh, wait, no she won't. Because in Ecuador she would get her fat ass poached and all of her electronics stolen from her, as well as being unable to have delivery sushi right to her door.

 

[MW 002]

Just finished catching up on the thread

This woman is a cold flooded sociopath,that's for sure

 

[Argonian Scum]

I'm only hoping that this thread will be the first thing people see when googling her name.

Are you talking about Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania? It's important to be specific. If you are talking about Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania then I am inclined to agree. Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is a malignant narcissist and child abuser. I think everyone who might have to deal with Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania should know exactly who they're talking to.

Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Cecily and Charlie are a pair of fat monsters that deserve each other.

I'd honestly be less mad at them if they weren't parents.

I'd be less mad if they after she killed her unborn twin sons, that they became r/childhate posters.

I'd be less fucking mad if they were protesters against the state of Pennsylvania because the Government took their baby.

Celicy Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is a terrible person, a terrible parent, a terrible feminist, a terrible liberal, a terrible blogger, a terrible activist.

 

[Cryin RN]

Did you guys catch this in her article about her relationship?

This hasn't always been easy. Charlie's ten year love affair with trains was... interesting. We chased trains. We rode trains. He talked about trains. LOTS.

:autism:

 

[The Dude]

Are you talking about Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania? It's important to be specific. If you are talking about Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania then I am inclined to agree. Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is a malignant narcissist and child abuser. I think everyone who might have to deal with Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania should know exactly who they're talking to.

Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is fat and I would not have sex with her.

Yes, I would have to agree that Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is a truly disgusting person and unfit to be a mother. It's my opinion that people be aware that Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is a negligent mother and a sociopathic narcissist who takes advantage of people because she refuses to get a job and be a productive member of society. Anyone who sees this that lives near Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania should call child protective services and the authorities to get Cicely Kellogg's daughter Tori removed from their filthy home where she is neglected.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Did you guys catch this in her article about her relationship?



:autism:

The hobo poet is a train sperg?

PERISH THE THOUGHT!

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Did you guys catch this in her article about her relationship?



:autism:

Can't say I'm surprised. You can tell a railway enthusiast a mile off.

And I can't say I blame him. I'd rather take up railway enthusiasm than go to bed with Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. This is because Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is a terrible person who abuses, neglects, and exploits her child for asspats.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Much as Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is on line, you'd think she'd find about this thread about Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.