Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DumbDude43]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmW-nHUhrjioKYloF7bYElrqhoIz3gwiJ?si=NepEoLKtPJoHnPhi

April is divorcing Aaron. Copes include: she doesnt mean that much, this is no big deal, Melton actually loses for predicting this because I'm not actually sad. He concedes she has been gone for awhile.

I think its beyond a doubt now that April was at the Rekietas and in the corner. Rekieta's marriage counseling seems to work as well as his litigation.

called it haha

now the big question is which one of them will keep hanging out with nick and which one will go away.
will april become nicks concubine?
or will aaron become his gay lover?

 

[Pedophobe]

will april become nicks concubine?
or will aaron become his gay lover?

I think Aaron will be allowed to have Nick on alternative weekends.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Everything the balldo touches, it destroys.

 

[Strix454]

With the Steel Toe divorce, we are getting close to:

(a) Aaron showing up drunk at Nick's house to fight with Nick on the front lawn over breaking up his marriage and effectively cucking Aaron.

Your wife manipulates Nick and uses him as the means to exit your marriage. Then she moves in with him and he hires her as his producer. They have all made Aaron look like a total bitch and a total fool. He seems to be taking it well so far, but you have to wonder. Even Aaron has to have a little bit of pride somewhere.

(b) Nick divorcing Kayla and marrying April. April is not to be underestimated. She is just about a professional homewrecker. She got Aaron to walk out on his pregnant wife. If she has already moved into the house and is acting as Nick's producer, she is about 70% there already IMO. The only question IMO is if Nick presents it to Kayla initially as a two-wife situation or Kayla is shown the door right away.

From April's point of view, getting with Nick is the only path forward she has now. Otherwise its back to the industrial paint shop or wherever Aaron actually found her.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I think Aaron will be allowed to have Nick on alternative weekends.

hahaha. Nick is the kid that gets passed around between parents and step parents in a divorce.

I like this direction.

 

[Hellblazer]

k just leave this here....

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[Catgirl Tyranid]

The only question IMO is if Nick presents it to Kayla initially as a two-wife situation

"Honey, you don't understand! It's still monogamous as long as I'm MARRIED to BOTH of you!"

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

I know quoting my own post is a little gay, but a reminder of how predictable today's STMS news was:

A little off topic, but evidently someone (well, these guys apparently) follows them enough to make a site devoted to the prospect of them getting divorced:

https://www.imholtedivorce.com/

(It's a "countdown" to divorce that is actually using an arbitrary, predicted mark of ~2 years, which is kind of gay IMHO, but oh well.)

Looks like the timer hasn't been updated/taken down yet, but oh well.

EDIT: Just watched the @elb clip of this now, and Aaron references the persistence of the rumors (and Patrick Melton, the NLO guy) in his rant.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

"Honey, you don't understand! It's still monogamous as long as I'm MARRIED to BOTH of you!"

-converts to Mormonism-

“Protestants are just so weird lol”

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"Honey, you don't understand! It's still monogamous as long as I'm MARRIED to BOTH of you!"

"This doesn't change the fact that we are 100% monogamous because it's not cheating if the only thing going inside her are my balls."

 

[Strix454]

"Honey, you don't understand! It's still monogamous as long as I'm MARRIED to BOTH of you!"

In December 1993, the somewhat legendary Tom Arnold played this game on Roseanne Barr. He convinced her to jointly marry his assistant Kim Silva. They all even gave each other engagement rings and a marriage was in theory planned. It lasted about three months before it all blew up into Roseanne violently divorcing him.

Can Nick make it work where even Tom Arnold failed?

 

[evilsponge]

The open marriage arc of Nick is gonna be wild

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

(a) Aaron showing up drunk at Nick's house to fight with Nick on the front lawn over breaking up his marriage and effectively cucking Aaron.

I look forward to Racket's "DO I LOOK 5 2 TO YOU BISH?" moment.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

I think it's more likely that Rekieta just doesn't interact with Aaron anymore. April knows her worth. She is a Minnesotan 8. She has already identified the perfect branch and his trust fund. She's only a few yards from the goal. However, be warned April. Kayla may be a pill-head, but like many pill-head housewives, she knows how to defend the home and it's value from sluts like you.

 

[Spergichu]

I look forward to Racket's "DO I LOOK 5 2 TO YOU BISH?" moment.

"DO I LOOK DRUNK TO YOU, PRUDE!?"

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I hope April picks Nick as her divorce lawyer.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I hope April picks Nick as her divorce lawyer.

God, please have this happen.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Duper's Delight. He gets off on tricking people into thinking falsehoods might be real. The more blatant the lie the more it amuses him.

I think he simply makes promises he thinks he can handle for real this time guys when he’s high on uppers and feeling great, then when he comes down he feels like shit and tells himself “I’ll do it tomorrow”, every day, forever.

 

[Captain Manning]

Another lie from Nick. I don't know why he even bothers lying about how he's going to do stuff that he never does. Why? Just to add another pile of bullshit to the mountain?

He was probably hoping idiots would sign up or renew Locals in anticipation of these 14 streams. Superchats are WAY down. Contract is almost certainly non-existent.

Sad thing is, it wouldn't exactly surprise me if it actually worked to some small degree. His remaining crop of fans are really the dumbest of the dumb. Some of them STILL think they're getting their 5k Locals gift. Or that they're not getting it because of Monty (LOL).

Technically, he could still make it. Barely. Counting tonight, there are 15 weeknights left in the month. He wouldn't even have to do weekends or double up to meet the 14 show goal. Yet. That changes comes Wednesday.

But honestly, when was last time he demonstrated the consistency to pull something like this off?

Nick divorcing Kayla and marrying April.

The problem with the hypothetical Rekieta divorce arc is I sometimes wonder how realistic it is. Sometimes I wonder if they're content with their dysfunctionality.

Say what you want about April, but Aaron treated her like absolute garbage "on air" repeatedly, and she seems to have enough self-respect to where she won't infinitely put up with Aaron's bullshit.

With Kayla, there's just so much we don't know. We can really only speculate.

 

[Accidental Protege]

He was probably hoping idiots would sign up or renew Locals in anticipation of these 14 streams. Superchats are WAY down. Contract is almost certainly non-existent.

Sad thing is, it wouldn't exactly surprise me if it actually worked to some small degree. His remaining crop of fans are really the dumbest of the dumb. Some of them STILL think they're getting their 5k Locals gif. Or that they're not getting it because of Monty (LOL).

Technically, he could still make it. Barely. Counting tonight, there are 15 weeknights left in the month. He wouldn't even have to do weekends or double up to meet the 14 show goal. Yet. That changes comes Wednesday.

But honestly, when was last time he demonstrated the consistency to pull something like this off?


The problem with the hypothetical Rekieta divorce arc is I sometimes wonder how realistic it is. Sometimes I wonder if they're content with their dysfunctionality.

Say what you want about April, but Aaron treated her like absolute garbage "on air" repeatedly, and she seems to have enough self-respect to where she won't infinitely put up with Aaron's bullshit.

With Kayla, there's just so much we don't know. We can really only speculate.

I think she would have put up with it if the show was successful enough. April has obviously been staying at the Rekietas' ever since that "emergency call from a client" at 3 a.m. Nick is an easy mark for someone like her.