Containment Random Chris Updates

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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Apparently Japan has been having issues with foreigners taking pictures of people and generally acting badly. In Kyoto for example, there's whole areas where you aren't allowed to take pictures, on top of the general privacy stuff in Japan relating to taking pictures of people.
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Can confirm this, was in Kyoto somewhat recently and the amount of trash just everywhere was insane considering how clean Japan usually likes to keep their streets.

Lots of foreigners being absolute menaces in public too, can absolutely understand Japan wishing they'd never opened their boarders to tourists again.

Highly doubt Chris would even go to Japan though, he's not exactly the type to travel for starters. And I highly doubt Caden would let him go to fucking Japan.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Has his writing style changed? Not a single random capitalization.

There's also a weird thing about this whole "No, I do not want attention all of a sudden".
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Reaching and optimistic as hell, but something I've noticed is that almost immediately after the GFM interview on March 18 is when Chris started going quiet. Even the posts he did make almost immediately took a marked shift in tone. In fact, his last truly insane video, accusing G5 of Russian propaganda, came out on that day. He went from tweeting about G5 MLP and Sonichu schizo lore, to low-key art community tweets and asking not to be photographed in public, almost overnight. Ever since then, basically all of his videos have been pre-recorded, aside from the rock collecting one which he has vested financial interest in acting like Jesus for.

When Art talked about that interview on Muta's podcast, he said that Chris seemed lucid and the best he's ever been mentally, which I doubt he'd say if Chris was claiming to be Jesus the whole time. Is it possible that, maybe even in preparation for that interview, Chris actually found some sort of treatment that works for his delusions? Or otherwise just made a breakthrough in that department from something Praetor said, or from the peer pressure of wanting to appear "better" in the interview?

Of course, Chris definitely isn't normal now. But I wonder if he might really be in the same mental space he was back in 2012-2016, but with the added incentive of Praetor egging him on to keep up the Jesus shit and holding his rent hostage if he doesn't.
 
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BeatboxBill said:
I wonder if he is planning to visit Japan with Flutter?
If he does, Japan has no idea what they’re in for!
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Apparently Japan has been having issues with foreigners taking pictures of people and generally acting badly. In Kyoto for example, there's whole areas where you aren't allowed to take pictures, on top of the general privacy stuff in Japan relating to taking pictures of people.

I think it's very odd that Chris would have been watching videos about these things since only a few expat YouTubers have been talking about the recent changes. If anything Japanese Chris would be watching, it would be about anime, rather than general day to day goings on over there.

I think too, that Japan will refuse entry to people who have misdemeanors if they were in jail for a year or more, OR could have been sentenced to a year or more. Chris would definitely have issues with his background, charges dismissed or otherwise. According to the CWCki, he has seven misdemeanors on his record.
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Chris would be the worst tourist in Japan since Logan Paul for sure, instead of laughing at a dead body he'd be tempted (possibly by someone) to fuck a Japanese lady (or a dead body). But because of the reputation of foreign tourists in Japan. I doubt Chris would be allowed into Japan, he'd be questioned a lot at the border.
 
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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
Chris would be the worst tourist in Japan since Logan Paul for sure, instead of laughing at a dead body he'd be tempted (possibly by someone) to fuck a Japanese lady (or a dead body). But because of the reputation of foreign tourists in Japan. I doubt Chris would be allowed into Japan, he'd be questioned a lot at the border.
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He'd be unable to make it out Haneda without making ching chong eyes or going "ha so, me rikey fried lice"
 
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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
Imagine putting up with his Rotten trash smell at the airport security.
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I can only imagine some poor worker just trying to be polite as Chris spent five minutes taking his jewelry off and notices him trying to get on a plane with a knife and radioing security and suddenly the retard is surrounded by airport security all snapping and shouting at him in a language he doesn't understand and having NO sympathy for his little 'Hedgehog Defense State' when they want him to go to a private room.
 
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The_Luck_Boy said:
I can only imagine some poor worker just trying to be polite as Chris spent five minutes taking his jewelry off and notices him trying to get on a plane with a knife and radioing security and suddenly the retard is surrounded by airport security all snapping and shouting at him in a language he doesn't understand and having NO sympathy for his little 'Hedgehog Defense State' when they want him to go to a private room.
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If Chris did have a stay at a Japanese hotel room, I'm willing to bet after his stay, nobody wants to rent that hotel room ever again as a poor Japanese hotel worker struggles to clean up the mess he made which isn't just his dirty crapped briefs.
 
Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
If Chris did have a stay at a Japanese hotel room, I'm willing to bet after his stay, nobody wants to rent that hotel room ever again as a poor Japanese hotel worker struggles to clean up the mess he made which isn't just his dirty crapped briefs.
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Chris wouldn't get past airport security, second... if he did, he'd be so obnoxious on the flight that people would be posting about him. Third, his phone/switch/etc would run out of juice halfway through the flight and couldn't get recharged unless he got a power bank (Chris is too retarded to think ahead like that) and he'd sigh, get stressed out and he'd shit himself and opt for a coloring book from Dollar General targeted toward Virginia meth heads.

Then he'd whine, make a pest of himself and the second the plane lands he gets hauled off to a private room, told he's getting sent back home and becomes an international incident when he tard rages out.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
He'd be unable to make it out Haneda without making ching chong eyes or going "ha so, me rikey fried lice"
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If he was in China (the country I mean) absolutely, but if the Miyamoto saga is any indication I think he would try to be a honorubo weaboo and bow down to everyone he meets. Then he will lose all his money in Akihabara and try to re-enact that Simpsons in Japan episode to get home.
 
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Wuhan Wet Market said:
Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime
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Recently a friend of mine was linking me random notable screengrabs from the Sonic Archie comics after he decided to go through them and it made me kinda realize what this name game shit with Chris reminded me of.
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About like a bit over decade or so ago there was some plotline where Robotnik fucking snapped after losing to sonic enough times. He eventually ends up breaking out of his cell by coincidence of his psychotic mumblings having the voice password for the door in them and then there's a segment where he's rampaging around the city and spouting a bunch of DiC cartoon youtube poop memes. Before that though he goes and creates a new title for himself mid rampage.
 
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The_Luck_Boy said:
Chris wouldn't get past airport security, second... if he did, he'd be so obnoxious on the flight that people would be posting about him. Third, his phone/switch/etc would run out of juice halfway through the flight and couldn't get recharged unless he got a power bank (Chris is too retarded to think ahead like that) and he'd sigh, get stressed out and he'd shit himself and opt for a coloring book from Dollar General targeted toward Virginia meth heads.

Then he'd whine, make a pest of himself
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Sooo...the average passenger on spirit airways? Too bad they don't fly to Japan.
The_Luck_Boy said:
I can only imagine some poor worker just trying to be polite as Chris spent five minutes taking his jewelry off and notices him trying to get on a plane with a knife and radioing security and suddenly the retard is surrounded by airport security all snapping and shouting at him in a language he doesn't understand and having NO sympathy for his little 'Hedgehog Defense State' when they want him to go to a private room.
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Come on man Chris may be a retard of epic proportions, but he has flown recently if the last trip to the I'll fated con is to be belived. He knows damn well not to bring even a pocket knife let alone his little mini bat to an airport.

Ammyterasu said:
If he was in China (the country I mean) absolutely, but if the Miyamoto saga is any indication I think he would try to be a honorubo weaboo and bow down to everyone he meets. Then he will lose all his money in Akihabara and try to re-enact that Simpsons in Japan episode to get home.
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As funny as this recent update on our not quite dead yet pet cow is. I highly doubt he's actually planning a trip to Japan. So many factors in addition to the ones we bring up, money, language barrier, amd of course caden allowing Chris to potentially flee to another country...then again it could make for a great stream series. World's biggest weeaboo visits the promised land only to learn its not all the (lega) teenage waifus and pocky he could eat paradise he thought it'd be
 
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