Is it OK to be into the sexy schoolgirl thing?

Cyclonus

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OK, I'll fess up, I'm into the whole sexy schoolgirl thing. Adult women dressed as sexy schoolgirls I hasten to add, not actual schoolkids. There seems to be people starting to view this with dark suspicion nowadays, both wokies and swerfs, who are way too similar to each other than they'll ever admit. Pack it up boys, we can take refuge in the sexy cheerleader shit! Although it's only a matter of time until they come after that as well.

I have a theory as to why I'm into this. I'm irish and went to Catholic school. School uniforms are standard over here. So when I was going through puberty I was surrounded by literal Catholic schoolgirls wearing literal Catholic schoolgirl uniforms and I think it must have imprinted on me somehow.

It also explains why it's adult women wearing sexy schoolgirl uniforms that gets me going. Think back to the friend group you had when you were 12 or 13. Do you see them as little kids in your memories? No, because they were your peers, your equals. And as you grow up you bring that along with you so the ones coming up behind you look like kids but your friends still look like equals to you. I just brought that all the way to adulthood and now I enjoy looking at women in their twenties and thirties dressed like sexy schoolgirls. I swear to God, hand on heart, that I experience no attraction to 12-13 year old girls wearing a school uniform. To my eyes that's just a little kid. But grown women dressed like that? That gets me going.

Where my theory breaks down is that the sexy schoolgirl thing is popular in America too, where school uniforms are far from standard. But I've seen movies and tv shows where teenage guys in regular schools are lusting after girls in private Catholic schools specifically because of the uniform. Could that be it? How common are these private schools with school uniforms in America?
 
Because this board is a place for debates, because it's an extremely popular kink and a lot of guys here will be into it whether they admit it or not and because I'm feeling genuine shame when I hear stories about 13 year old girls getting wolf whistled and catcalled on the street just because they're wearing their school uniforms. If this kink is wrong, how do I get rid of it? Because it feels pretty ingrained and it feels like it would take something like conversion therapy to get rid of it at this point.
 
Because this board is a place for debates, because it's an extremely popular kink and a lot of guys here will be into it whether they admit it or not and because I'm feeling genuine shame when I hear stories about 13 year old girls getting wolf whistled and catcalled on the street just because they're wearing their school uniforms. If this kink is wrong, how do I get rid of it? Because it feels pretty ingrained and it feels like it would take something like conversion therapy to get rid of it.
Log off the internet.
Also to answer your question: yes. It's kind of coomerish and degen sure, but it's only an issue if it's a mask for a desire for genuine schoolgirls. Your schizoid neuroticism makes me think you're either protesting too much or you're having an episode and need pills.
 
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Having a thing for uniforms is pretty common, it's also the sort of thing you keep in your bedroom/the strip club and don't share, you fucking coomer.
The fact you're angsting about children in regards to your plaid skirt fixation at all suggests you may indeed benefit from therapy, may I suggest cranial lead treatment?
 
I'm not into it but if everyone involved is an adult and no one and nothing is being harmed it's okay and I couldn't give less of a fuck.
If this kink is wrong, how do I get rid of it?
It's a kink there is no getting rid of it so be glad it's a common and tame one.
girls getting wolf whistled and catcalled on the street
You are not responsible for the poor behaviour of other men.
 
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The fact you're angsting about children in regards to your plaid skirt fixation at all suggests you may indeed benefit from therapy, may I suggest cranial lead treatment?

It's ironic that a guy with this kink who doesn't give a shit would still probably get away with it relatively unscathed even in this cultural climate because it's such a common kink, whereas this poor ethical pervert over here worried about it gets accused of being a closet paedophile.

What really got me worrying was when I was lurking on mumsnet. I'm not a fan of the terfs and swerfs of mumsnet at the best of times, but I try to ignore the man hating and focus on their actual concerns. This woman was talking about a time when her 12-13 year old daughter was walking home from school in her uniform and some asshole catcalls her from his car making sexual comments and all the rest of it. The poor kid was terrified and runs home to her mum in floods of tears.

Reading that gave me a deep sense of guilt and shame. Are all us sexy adult schoolgirl lovers contributing to this culture where fucking assholes think nothing of terrifying little kids?
 
It's ironic that a guy with this kink who doesn't give a shit would still probably get away with it relatively unscathed even in this cultural climate because it's such a common kink, whereas this poor ethical pervert over here worried about it gets accused of being a closet paedophile.

What really got me worrying was when I was lurking on mumsnet. I'm not a fan of the terfs and swerfs of mumsnet at the best of times, but I try to ignore the man hating and focus on their actual concerns. This woman was talking about a time when her 12-13 year old daughter was walking home from school in her uniform and some asshole catcalls her from his car making sexual comments and all the rest of it. The poor kid was terrified and runs home to her mum in floods of tears.

Reading that gave me a deep sense of guilt and shame. Are all us sexy adult schoolgirl lovers contributing to this culture where fucking assholes think nothing of terrifying little kids?
Bro I don't think about drowning Gauchos while I jerk it to Brazilian fart porn and you shouldn't be being concerned about little Brenda getting sexually harassed as ms Cyclonus slips into the buttoned shirt.
They are entirely unrelated, rest at ease, and cut that wire in your brain that connects them unless you want to look like a fucking pedo.
 

Haha, the results of the last time I posted off meds. Yes, I finally got my brintillex delivered to me and I'm trying to remember to take them but I forgot a few days and this thread is probably the result. I'm going to regret starting this thread when I get back to full lucid just like I regret letting you talk me into posting a picture of my fucking face. Nevertheless, I think this is an important debate to have, considering how popular this kink is.
 
OK, I'll fess up, I'm into the whole sexy schoolgirl thing. Adult women dressed as sexy schoolgirls I hasten to add, not actual schoolkids. There seems to be people starting to view this with dark suspicion nowadays, both wokies and swerfs, who are way too similar to each other than they'll ever admit. Pack it up boys, we can take refuge in the sexy cheerleader shit! Although it's only a matter of time until they come after that as well.
I thought your problem was that no one was coming after you because you were too fat and smelly and insufferable to deal with. People who were being paid to come after you and they still wouldn't
I have a theory as to why I'm into this. I'm irish and went to Catholic school. School uniforms are standard over here. So when I was going through puberty I was surrounded by literal Catholic schoolgirls wearing literal Catholic schoolgirl uniforms and I think it must have imprinted on me somehow.
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It also explains why it's adult women wearing sexy schoolgirl uniforms that gets me going. Think back to the friend group you had when you were 12 or 13. Do you see them as little kids in your memories? No, because they were your peers, your equals. And as you grow up you bring that along with you so the ones coming up behind you look like kids but your friends still look like equals to you. I just brought that all the way to adulthood and now I enjoy looking at women in their twenties and thirties dressed like sexy schoolgirls. I swear to God, hand on heart, that I experience no attraction to 12-13 year old girls wearing a school uniform. To my eyes that's just a little kid. But grown women dressed like that? That gets me going.
Methinks thou dost protesteth too muchly
Where my theory breaks down is that the sexy schoolgirl thing is popular in America too, where school uniforms are far from standard. But I've seen movies and tv shows where teenage guys in regular schools are lusting after girls in private Catholic schools specifically because of the uniform. Could that be it? How common are these private schools with school uniforms in America?
Nigga you can't even get out of your bed you're so fat, don't worry about what's going on here in Murica
 
Where my theory breaks down is that the sexy schoolgirl thing is popular in America too, where school uniforms are far from standard. But I've seen movies and tv shows where teenage guys in regular schools are lusting after girls in private Catholic schools specifically because of the uniform. Could that be it? How common are these private schools with school uniforms in America?
Have you considered that it might not be that much of a fetish, and that it's just a flattering form of attire?

Hell, in the US there's an entire Hooters-like restaurant chain The Tilted Kilt that basically has the waitresses in more sexualized versions of the traditional catholic school uniform.
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Btw check out that brother over on the far left. Dude's rocking it.

Although if you don't stop being fat and go outside, luring schoolgirls into your flat might be the only option you've got.
 
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