Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

[Google.com]

Took a peak at the #FWA hashtag, was not disappointed.

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RIP the Care Bear Fanbase

Spoiler: Photos in Tweet

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[Mikoyan]

What the fuck.

"Hi every one my name is Reisbarks recently I went to FWA 2024 and the last day of the con and an incident unfolded where I was trying to help my best friend that was having a bad trip but ended badly.
He bit off my finger in the process and it was from the distal phalanx (digit furthest from the palm) which is not viable for reattachment… so far the police have been notified and charges have been pressed if you guys would like to help me out with medical bills and other financial expenses that will come from this it would be very much appreciated thanks so much"

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-reisbarks-recovery-from-injury?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=more&utm_source=customer

An archive, since I consider this extremely high risk for deletion.

 

[sirthisisanarbys]

fags, all of them

 

[❤️ Rivet ❤️]

Are American cons just more degenerate than those in other countries? How the fuck do American cons have so much stupid shit happening at every event?

Don't say it's just furries either, I'm starting to think there's something in the water in America.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I'm starting to think there's something in the water in America.

Don’t drink tap water folks.

 

[Some Badger]

FWA attendee here. I can’t vouch for other con programs, but the 18+ sketchbook swap I attended (which was just an excuse to draw with friends because we were already in the room for the previous panel) opened with panel organizers loudly vetting the room for anyone under the age of 18.

From what I gathered, minors in attendance had special red wristbands to specifically keep them out of these kinds of events. It seemed like the con staff take it seriously because every room with programming inside had these card readers to verify that you were, in fact, an attendee, and old enough for an event when applicable.

I wouldn’t be surprised if some older teens managed to buck the system somehow and stay after dark, but for all intents and purposes, the con staff seemed to take the issue seriously.

 

[Google.com]

(which was just an excuse to draw with friends because we were already in the room for the previous panel)

 

[Some Badger]

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Hey now, I’m a good little Christian badger; basically all I did for three days was attend panels and draw during the entire lecture, much like real college (as was the con theme this year).

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

What the fuck.

"Hi every one my name is Reisbarks recently I went to FWA 2024 and the last day of the con and an incident unfolded where I was trying to help my best friend that was having a bad trip but ended badly.
He bit off my finger in the process and it was from the distal phalanx (digit furthest from the palm) which is not viable for reattachment… so far the police have been notified and charges have been pressed if you guys would like to help me out with medical bills and other financial expenses that will come from this it would be very much appreciated thanks so much"

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-reisbarks-recovery-from-injury?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=more&utm_source=customer

>pressing charges against your friend
now id give them the benefit of the doubt and say theyre only doing this for some official reason to get money for the hospital, but knowing furries and how easily theyd turn on a friend....

 

[JethroTullamore]

>pressing charges against your friend
now id give them the benefit of the doubt and say theyre only doing this for some official reason to get money for the hospital, but knowing furries and how easily theyd turn on a friend....

If my “friend” bit my fucking finger off you better bet your sweet ass I’m pressing charges.

 

[Ea-nāṣir]

Are American cons just more degenerate than those in other countries? How the fuck do American cons have so much stupid shit happening at every event?

Don't say it's just furries either, I'm starting to think there's something in the water in America.

What fluoride does to a mf...

 

[Mankirk]

If my “friend” bit my fucking finger off you better bet your sweet ass I’m pressing charges.

Shouldn't be putting your fingers near their mouth while they're having a bad trip. Animals are known to bite, anyway.

 

[emergenigger]

Looking forward to the Furry Conventions this summer.

Hi, Mr. "Bomb Voyage"

 

[emergenigger]

Shouldn't be putting your fingers near their mouth while they're having a bad trip. Animals are known to bite, anyway.

"Charlie vored my finger!"

 

[TittlyWinks ;)]

Hi, Mr. "Bomb Voyage"
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Holy shit is the "pulse" photoshopped or is that a happy coincidence this dude took advantage of? This just barely happened, right? While a total moron, dude has some balls I'll give him that. Could have easily suffered some serious repercussions... still could, I'd wager. Prime meme material!

 

[Desumorphine]

Took a peak at the #FWA hashtag, was not disappointed.

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RIP the Care Bear Fanbase
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Spoiler: Photos in Tweet

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Thank you for this image. I needed a laugh today

 

[Clockwork]

What the fuck.

"Hi every one my name is Reisbarks recently I went to FWA 2024 and the last day of the con and an incident unfolded where I was trying to help my best friend that was having a bad trip but ended badly.
He bit off my finger in the process and it was from the distal phalanx (digit furthest from the palm) which is not viable for reattachment… so far the police have been notified and charges have been pressed if you guys would like to help me out with medical bills and other financial expenses that will come from this it would be very much appreciated thanks so much"

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-reisbarks-recovery-from-injury?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=more&utm_source=customer

Some more bandaged-finger images on Reisbarks' Twitter:


Tweet1 (no archive, archive.is not playing nicely)

FWA is going get!!!! somebody bit off my fucking finger!!!!!#furrycommunity #Femboy #FWA2024 #GoFundMe #furry

Tweet2

So last night around around 2 o’clock in the morning, there was an incident involving another person which that person was having a bad reaction to drugs he took. That person bit off my finger and I can use any help possible for my medical bills, another night at a hotel ???!!!

Those socks!

OwO What's this? Computer, zoom in.

Poor opsec, there!

 

[Mikoyan]

I gotta say if someone Jawsed my finger at that con with the convenient 25 story or whatever atrium inside, bitey would playing Hans Gruber in an impromptu adaptation of the ending of Die Hard real quick.

Of course, furries, so good luck lifting them.

 

[Drowning Pidgeon]

FWA is going get!!!! somebody bit off my fucking finger!!!!!#furrycommunity #Femboy #FWA2024 #GoFundMe #furry

Guy gets his fucking finger bitten off but still got enough 'composure' to include vital hashtags like #Femboy in his whiny post. Jesus fucking Christ.
Also a "Go fund me" for what? Finger is off, that one was free. By the time he got the money to have it reattached, it's gonna be a shriveled raisin - at best.

 

[Desumorphine]

Let's have a look -

lmao