Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

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April is divorcing Aaron. Copes include: she doesnt mean that much, this is no big deal, Melton actually loses for predicting this because I'm not actually sad. He concedes she has been gone for awhile.

I think its beyond a doubt now that April was at the Rekietas and in the corner. Rekieta's marriage counseling seems to work as well as his litigation.

Hear me now, believe me later.
Open relationships never fucking work. They just don’t. The millisecond you introduced that into the equation it was over.

 

[Space Pope]

Guys, guys. I'm very happy. I'm a very happy guy. I'm going in the direction I want my life to go.

I believe them both.

 

[Butwhythough2]

I'd honestly say Nick's at this point because other than the few completely unironic fans of Ralph, they mostly know they're watching a retard self-destruct.

I think I'd agree, everyone knows what their getting into when they watch Ralph.

 

[Captain Manning]

Disagree, he is bread crumbing Nick on purpose because he is seething over being cucked. He will continue to trickle out gossip as long as he can because it is his way of getting revenge from the cuck.(broadcasting)chair.

I have heard people suggest that, yes. I dunno if it's true though, or he just can't keep his mouth shut. Some people just have loose lips. Either one seems plausible, I guess.

My point is I can watch a clip of Aaron and sometimes be like "oh, that's interesting" or "oh, I don't think Nick wanted him saying that!"

With Nick it's always alternating feelings of horror and amusement. Or even just straining to figure out what the fuck he's trying to say slur.

I think I have to say, Aaron still has the better show. Even as it's also crap.

BTW, it's been said before, but if April was upset over the drama surrounding Steel Toe, the LAST thing she should do is get more involved with Nick. That's like a frying pan vs fire situation right there. Dabbleverse is nothing compared to LOTY Rekieta. That's not a threat or anything (in case it's misinterpreted as such). That's just how it be now.

 

[SlavSquater]

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This is horrifying.

The man needs an intervention of some intensity.

One has to wonder what was the straw that broke the camel's back.

I don't know why you are being so FUNNY and WEIRD you PRUDE.

He looks pretty good. Maybe a bit too fat. He could stand to lose another 20-30 pounds. I hear liquid diets are popular now and with his LIVER NUMBERS being so GREAT he definitely should POUR himself another one.

 

[Space Pope]

BTW, it's been said before, but if April was upset over the drama surrounding Steel Toe, the LAST thing she should do is get more involved with Nick

Just like Nick who publicly abhors any and all drama and doesn't want to be involved but then inserts himself and his drunken rants, April loves it. She had no issue shaking her preteen boy butt and flat chest for $2 super chats and talking shit about everyone, egging on people like RedBar when times were good. (Times were never objectively good to anyone with common sense but she genuinely thought they were good at the time.) She has no kids, she's already a run through druggie, her life has no meaning and she feels nothing without the chaos and drama she attracts into her life. Rackets is the exact type of person she wants in her life and they can both cope together and say "Only God can judge" while they do another line and strap on the balldo.


I have found April & Nick's song.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

BTW, it's been said before, but if April was upset over the drama surrounding Steel Toe, the LAST thing she should do is get more involved with Nick. That's like a frying pan vs fire situation right there. Dabbleverse is nothing compared to LOTY Rekieta. That's not a threat or anything (in case it's misinterpreted as such). That's just how it be now.

I don't know about that. As far as we know, the vast majority of Nick's hate watchers are show, don't touch (the obvious exceptions being Cynthia and TiC who we haven't heard anything about in ages). Given that the main detractor community I've seen referenced with regards to Aaron is on Reddit, I just assume they're killjoy assholes that can't get it through their thick skulls that tipping the cow is almost never as funny as the cow falling over on its own.

If April never engages with Nick's content (or his comment section) then the drama would only ever affect her through Nick drunkenly whining about it.

 

[AnOminous]

Disagree, he is bread crumbing Nick on purpose because he is seething over being cucked. He will continue to trickle out gossip as long as he can because it is his way of getting revenge from the cuck.(broadcasting)chair.

What a passive-aggressive little girly-man. I suppose you can't expect much from someone so pathetic they get cucked by a cuck like Cuckieta.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't know about that. As far as we know, the vast majority of Nick's hate watchers are show, don't touch (the obvious exceptions being Cynthia and TiC who we haven't heard anything about in ages). Given that the main detractor community I've seen referenced with regards to Aaron is on Reddit, I just assume they're killjoy assholes that can't get it through their thick skulls that tipping the cow is almost never as funny as the cow falling over on its own.

I am not suggesting she's gonna be subjected to cow tipping. I'm suggesting she's gonna draw more attention to herself if she associates openly with Nick now. I honestly don't know what sort of cow tipping Melton and Reddit engage in. If any. I didn't even follow anything related to STMS until they came into Nick's life. I presumed, based on Aaron's words, she just didn't like the ridicule of her, Aaron and STMS.

But like @Space Pope just said, it's possible that's all bullshit, and she really doesn't care about the drama at all. It might be an excuse Aaron cooked up to explain their strained relationship and her absences. I'd accept that.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It dawned on me that Ralph started fucking around with strange women in the second or third stage of his spiral. If Ralph is any indication of where Rackets is headed than the true horror show hasn't even started.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Maybe Aaron and Nick are planning to take wife swapping to the next level.

 

[RotPockets]

Just like Nick who publicly abhors any and all drama and doesn't want to be involved but then inserts himself and his drunken rants, April loves it. She had no issue shaking her preteen boy butt and flat chest for $2 super chats and talking shit about everyone, egging on people like RedBar when times were good. (Times were never objectively good to anyone with common sense but she genuinely thought they were good at the time.) She has no kids, she's already a run through druggie, her life has no meaning and she feels nothing without the chaos and drama she attracts into her life. Rackets is the exact type of person she wants in her life and they can both cope together and say "Only God can judge" while they do another line and strap on the balldo.


I have found April & Nick's song.

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She is the new live-in nanny/drug connect. With his American Beauty obsession, permanent beer-goggles coke addiction and her prepubescent body. She is going to be “working with Nick” during the show under the table, literally.

Keeping it up all night with “Whiskey Dick & the FagHag” on WBAC 0.40 FM *drinking SFX* *snorting SFX * *monkey screeching* *sex moan* *car crash* Twin Cities home for Babbling Broken Boomers.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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April is divorcing Aaron. Copes include: she doesnt mean that much, this is no big deal, Melton actually loses for predicting this because I'm not actually sad. He concedes she has been gone for awhile.

I think its beyond a doubt now that April was at the Rekietas and in the corner. Rekieta's marriage counseling seems to work as well as his litigation.

Nick is getting to Greer levels of long-term content reliability.

@AnOminous Moral relativism was the wrong word, but he’s very much in the justifying his actions and then downplaying the outcomes by playing word games with the words “harm”, “neglect”, “emotional abuse”, “AIDS+”, and “addiction”.

It's called 'playing thr victim'. It's gay and womanly. Nick used to do this by playing semantics, but now his brain is too impaired.

He said what at least 15 this month right ? lol

14. Lol!

With the Steel Toe divorce, we are getting close to:

(a) Aaron showing up drunk at Nick's house to fight with Nick on the front lawn over breaking up his marriage and effectively cucking Aaron.

Your wife manipulates Nick and uses him as the means to exit your marriage. Then she moves in with him and he hires her as his producer. They have all made Aaron look like a total bitch and a total fool. He seems to be taking it well so far, but you have to wonder. Even Aaron has to have a little bit of pride somewhere.

(b) Nick divorcing Kayla and marrying April. April is not to be underestimated. She is just about a professional homewrecker. She got Aaron to walk out on his pregnant wife. If she has already moved into the house and is acting as Nick's producer, she is about 70% there already IMO. The only question IMO is if Nick presents it to Kayla initially as a two-wife situation or Kayla is shown the door right away.

From April's point of view, getting with Nick is the only path forward she has now. Otherwise its back to the industrial paint shop or wherever Aaron actually found her.

This is the great thing about Nick, whenever I think I'm out he always finds a way to draw me back in. I'm absolutely here for the "April tries to monkey-branch" arc.

Aaron is a radio host, one of the lowest arthropods in nature. He isnt going to come over and try and stomp Nick out. I think the fist fight is going to between April and Lady Gollum. I wouldn't even be surprised if Lady G shoots her in a contrived "self defense" scenario. Nick is putting the unstoppable force (ho looking to upgrade) on a collision course with the immovable object (pilled up house wife with a good thing going), and he seems absolutely oblivious about it.

When the corner demon thing was being discussed there was some speculation (both in the thread, and in DMs) that April might be looking for a spot on Nick's show. Either as a co-host, or in some some off-camera staff capacity.

The problem with that is can anybody really claim Nick's show is any better than Steel Toe at this point? Would this count as an "I can fix him" sort of thing?

As utter shit as STMS is, Aaron isn't a incoherent mess. In fact, he's been actually quite informative for the Farms. Albeit unintentionally.

It's gonna be interesting to see how all this affects Nick, either way.


Nick's are way more delusional.

They think he's genuinely fine. I have seen the cope. It is amazing.

Pretty sure Ralph's fans know he's a drunken pill addicted mess. They just don't care.

She is the new live-in nanny/drug connect. With his American Beauty obsession, permanent beer-goggles coke addiction and her prepubescent body. She is going to be “working with Nick” during the show under the table, literally.

Keeping it up all night with “Whiskey Dick & the FagHag” on WBAC 0.40 FM *drinking SFX* *snorting SFX * *monkey screeching* *sex moan* *car crash* Twin Cities home for Babbling Broken Boomers.

I think April is/was the new driver that was supposed to clear up Nick's schedule, but instead of getting an extra hand, he let an emotional hand grenade into his life. Not sure if she was going to help with the show... maybe play editor for Nick's podcasts?

Nick must be seething about something that was supposed to naked his life easier actually making it harder.

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This is horrifying.

The man needs an intervention of some intensity.

One has to wonder what was the straw that broke the camel's back.

I wrote that OP, and there are many speculations. I tried to give a good summary of events without too much shade. This is the perennial discussion.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Nick must be seething about something that was supposed to naked his life easier actually making it harder.

The Freudian slip to end all Freudian slips

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Hadn't seen this mentioned, sorry if late, but I had opened the latest Rekieta Law livestream to find a frame to show how bad he looks. Instead, I heard something strange towards the end of the podcast. You can definitely hear a door opening/closing at 3:28:31. I'll put the timestamped embed below.

Who the fuck is in the room with Nick?

EDIT: Maybe I'm crazy, but I swear I can barely hear someone else mumbling buried under his voice, and his eyes do a little flick in that direction when he says "you're sad!"

Who's in the room with Nick? Its the corner demon of course!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Who's in the room with Nick? Its the corner demon of course!

I think I need a 'Who's that Pokemon!?' meme or a Scooby Doo unmask meme with April shooped on to it.

ETA: Obviously her Pokemon/monster name is Corner Daemon.

 

[inception_state]

This is the great thing about Nick, whenever I think I'm out he always finds a way to draw me back in. I'm absolutely here for the "April tries to monkey-branch" arc.

Do you know what would make this whole situation extra horrifying? April thinking that an accidental Rekieta baby would be worth something like 1/10th to 1/20th of a ~$100 million dollar trust.

 

[Bepis]

Do you know what would make this whole situation extra horrifying? April thinking that an accidental Rekieta baby would be worth something like 1/10th to 1/20th of a ~$100 million dollar trust.

At that point I don't think there would be any avoiding the true crime ending. Makes it big covering trials only to become the subject of one. It's like poetry, it rhymes.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

"Only God can judge"

She seems the type to post this on her FB page and/or as a bad tattoo.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

She seems the type to post this on her FB page and/or as a bad tattoo.

People who say that only God can judge people are just wrong. It is my inalienable right granted by God to judge whoever the fuck I want. That goes for mockery too.