We didn’t start the fire 🔥 - Lyricists Help me make the song better

[CornBogFitz]

Lolcows flaming, trolls are gaming,
Kiwi Farms' always naming,
Online drama, memes ablaze,
Internet's a wild maze!

Chris-Chan, autism-man,
Dimensional merge master plan,
GamerGate, culture war,
Kiwis lurking, digging more!

Zoe Quinn, controversy brewin',
Gamers rising, opinions ruined,
Harassment claims, debates unfold,
Kiwi Farms never left untold!

Onion Boy, with secrets ploy,
Kiwis digging, exposing joy,
Shiloh drama, Sarah's tale,
Kiwi Farms' got the tea to unveil!

Null's the owner, forum's prime,
Lolcows tracked through space and time,
Threads filled with cows galore,
Kiwi Farms' got so much more!

We didn't start the drama,
But Kiwi Farms knows the llama,
Internet's a crazy place,
Where lolcows roam in disgrace!

Ethan Ralph, content king,
Drama follows, the trolls sing,
Guntposting, memes spread wide,
Kiwi Farms, along for the ride!

Jace Connors, a chaotic soul,
Kiwis watching, as stories unfold,
Fake bomb threats, a wild chase,
Kiwi Farms documenting the case!

Julie Terryberry, internet fame,
Through Kiwi Farms, she gained her name,
Lolcows come, lolcows go,
Kiwi Farms, the drama's show!

Jacob Sockness, a magical tale,
Kiwi Farms' sleuths never fail,
On the forums, information stacks,
Lolcows come from all the cracks!

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Nick Rekeita, jew nose,
Cucked and everybody knows,
Wife fucks a black guy,
Ceiling cats are in the sky!

 

[CornBogFitz]

Great job. It’s even on beat.

Nick Rekeita, jew nose,
Cucked and everybody knows,
Wife fucks a black guy,
Ceiling cats are in the sky!

Ngl mine was chat GBT maybe one verse is even good. But if we can get a collection of these. And turn it into a Josh core we can make the ultimate MATI opening

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Great job. It’s even on beat.

thank you kindly

But if we can get a collection of these. And turn it into a Josh core we can make the ultimate MATI opening

who else deserves one?

 

[CornBogFitz]

keffels is a commie troon
grifter and groomer too
All these lies he tried to hide
But kiwi farmers never die

 

[CornBogFitz]

thank you kindly

who else deserves one?

I just did one for keffels.

Nick Fuentes. Needs one but his name is hard to rhyme with.

Let’s also try to do some one ones that have more of an impact on kiwi culture not just modern ones. Like who’s that guy who said he’d street race Briana Wu to the grave? Also Briana Wu

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Like who’s that guy who said he’d street race Briana Wu to the grave?

thats Jace Connors

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Bossman Jack loves his crack,
Smokin' through a rat attack,
Just got banned from Kick.com,
And he's gonna fuck your mom!

 

[CornBogFitz]

Bossman Jack loves his crack,
Smokin' through a rat attack,
Just got banned from Kick.com,
And he's gonna fuck your mom!

Beat sounds a bit off in the last half but still good. may we should start with a list of people we want done. And label if they deserve an entire verse or just be mentioned in passing we need a basic verse with just one liners. You know
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

I think the only people deserve the own verse entirely are
Chris Chan
Jace Connor’s
Keffles
Only to keep the song from going forever. it but that’s just my opinion. Rhyming lolcows names is gunna be hard. I’m up to the task if more people get Ivolved. I’m a good lyricist, I just need to sober up a bit first.

 

[Murun Buchstansangur]

The scansion on these is awful but I hope you manage to figure it out.

 

[winterfag]

No matter how hard you try you're not gonna top how the Fall Out Boy version of the song rhymes George Floyd with Metroid

 

[CornBogFitz]

No matter how hard you try you're not gonna top how the Fall Out Boy version of the song rhymes George Floyd with Metroid

Never heard of it so idgaf. Leave it to winterfag to shit on this FIRE track

 

[David Brown]

'Member when Jared Taylor did a parody of this song

https://video.wordpress.com/embed/GfN0RTwb?cover=1&autoPlay=0&controls=1&loop=0&muted=0&persistVolume=1&playsinline=0&preloadContent=metadata&useAverageColor=1&hd=0

edit: I'm a FUKCING RETARD and forgot that Jared Taylor was NOT involved in producing this song. He just showed it at his conference.

edit 2: I can't even prove he showed it at the conference. It may have just been made by some autist fan in celebration of the conference.

 

[Manimal House]

Here's what I got:

Tomlinson, Metokur,
Ali Alexander,
Bossman, Hoffman,
Vito the Pedo.
Christian Chandler, Barbara,
Drex and Nick Rekeita
Holli Dance, Cyraxx,
Dr. Borysenko.

Nick Fuentes, PPP,
Mr. Burgers, Jack Murphy,
Lucas Werner, White Bowser,
Cook it up with Jack.
Russel Greer's lawsuit,
Bluefolf's smelly fursuit,
Liz-fong Jones, Queen
Keffals' fart thrones,
Vordrak!

Come on, sit by the fire!
Cuz the flame war's burnin', and the milk needs churnin'!
Come and sit by the fire!
Cuz you're all invited, and we'll all archive it!

RedPillGaming, King Kobes,
Playin Kino Casino,
Lily Orchard, Manda Morris,
Yanderedev.
Kittystyle, Warski,
Linkara, EDP,
Cosmo Wright, Adam White,
Taylor Lorenz.

Shoeonhead, Momokun,
Mamamax, Josh Moon,
Foodie Beauty, Razorfist,
Harry "Harris" Brewis,
Manda-Tee, Britbong,
Doug Walker, Spoony One,
Jimquisition, DarkSydePhil,
Secret Gamer Girl!

Come on, sit by the fire!
Cuz the flame war's burnin', and the milk needs churnin'!
Come and sit by the fire!
Cuz you're all invited, and we'll all archive it!

Pippa Pipkin, Pokimane,
OnlyUseMeBlade,
Hasan Piker, Sargon,
TJ Kirk, Stewanon,
Ethan Klein, Tipster,
Moviebob, Mr. Enter,
Vaush and Brittany Venti,
All debating Destiny!

Elaine Miller, Juju Cow
Maddox, Duncan Macleod
Pixyteri, Erin Reed,
Anisa and her wife.
Tommy Tooter, Lowtax,
8bitbecca, Blowblax,
Ethan Ralph, Sam Hyde,
Oh my god, my fucking sides!

Come on, sit by the fire!
Cuz the flame war's burnin', and the milk needs churnin'!
Come and sit by the fire!
Cuz you're all invited, and we'll all archive it!

Internet Tough Guys,
Grifters Getting into fights,
Death fats, Stinky rats,
In the parlor talkin trash.
Site hit by DDOS
Till it comes back we take a rest
A and N, once again,
Reporting 24/7,
Lawsuits in the LLP,
Every weeby troon furry,
Gives us so much comedy,
WHAT MORE WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE?

Come on, sit by the fire!
Cuz the flame war's burnin', and the milk needs churnin'!
Come and sit by the fire!
Cuz when we log on,
we will all aylog, aylog, aylog, aylog, aylog, aylog, aylog, aylog,

Come on, sit by the fire!
Cuz the flame war's burnin', and the milk needs churnin'!

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I will never be able to unhear this version

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I will never be able to unhear this version

Literally the first thing I think about whenever I'm reminded of this song

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

It's the End of the World as We Know It is the better song

 

[CornBogFitz]

Minimal house’s version is so good almost perfect. I still am seeing some offbeat writing perhapse I can try to add some hyphens or phonetic spelling to help. But the ultimate joshcore song is well on its way.

 

[Manimal House]

Minimal house’s version is so good almost perfect. I still am seeing some offbeat writing perhapse I can try to add some hyphens or phonetic spelling to help. But the ultimate joshcore song is well on its way.

Yeah even whenever you read the lyrics on their own for the original song it's kinda tough to figure out the actual rythm without having heard it first.

I could add hyphens but it's kind of tough to do that with some of the words because even just a regular "A" is meant to be pronounced for two beats, so here's a breakdown of how I thought of the words that are color coded instead of using hyphens.

Spoiler: Green and white are 1/16, Yellow and blue are 1/8 (or is it 1/8 and 1/4? Idk but you get it)

Tom lin son, Met o kur,
Al i Al ex and er,
Boss man, Hoff man,
Vi to the Pe do - - - .
Chris tian Chand ler, Bar bar a,
Drex and Nick Re kei ta
Holl i Dance, Cy raxx Doc
tor Bor y sen ko - - -.

Nick Fu ent es, P P P,
Mis ter Bur gers, Jack Mur phy,
Lu cas Wer ner, White Bow ser,
Cook it up with Jack - - -.
Rus sel Gre er's law suit,
Blue folf sme lly fur suit,
Liz fong Jones, Queen Kef fals
fart thrones, Vor drak!

Come on, sit by the fi re!
Cuz the flame war's bur nin', and the milk needs chur nin'!
Come and sit by the fi re!
Cuz you're all in vit ed, and we'll all ar chive it!


Red Pill Ga ming, King Kobes,
Play in Ki no Ca si no,
Li ly Or chard, Man da Mor ris,
Yan de re dev - - - .
Kit ty sty le, War ski,
Lin ka ra, E D P,
Cos mo Wright, A dam White,
Tay lor Lor enz.

Shoe on head, Mo mo kun,
Ma ma max, Josh Moon,
Food ie Beau ty, Ra zor fist,
Har ry "Har ris" Brew is,
Man da Tee, Brit bong,
Doug Walk er, Spoo ny One,
Jim qui si tion, Dark Syde Phil,
Se cret Gam er Girl!

Come on, sit by the fi re!
Cuz the flame war's bur nin', and the milk needs chur nin'!
Come and sit by the fi re!
Cuz you're all in vit ed, and we'll all ar chive it!


Pip pa Pip kin, Po ki mane,
On ly Use Me Blade,
Ha san Pi ker, Sar gon,
T J Kirk, Stew an on,
E than Klein, Tip ster,
Mo vie bob, Mis ter En ter,
Vaush and Britt ney Ven ti,
All de ba ting Des ti ny!

E laine Mill er, Ju ju Cow
Mad dox, Dun can Mac leod
Pix y te ri, Er in Reed, A
ni sa and her wife - - -.
Tomm y Too ter, Low tax,
8 bit bec ca, Blow blax,
E than Ralph, Sam Hyde,
Oh my god, my fuck ing sides!

Come on, sit by the fi re!
Cuz the flame war's bur nin', and the milk needs chur nin'!
Come and sit by the fi re!
Cuz you're all in vit ed, and we'll all ar chive it!


In ter net Tough Guys,
Grif ters Gett ing in to fights,
Death fats, Stin ky rats,
In the par lor talk in trash.
Site hit by D D O S, Till
it comes back we take a rest
A and N, once a gain, Re
port ing Twen ty four se ven,
Law suits in the L L P,
Ev ery wee by troon fur ry,
Give us so much co me dy,
WHAT MORE WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE?

Come on, sit by the fi re!
Cuz the flame war's bur nin', and the milk needs chur nin'!
Come and sit by the fi re!
Cuz when we log on,
we will all ay log, ay log, ay log, ay log, ay log, ay log, ay log, ay log,

Come on, sit by the fi re!
Cuz the flame war's bur nin', and the milk needs chur nin'!

(I have no idea if doing it this way helped at all, I kinda just thought of it and couldn't come up with a better way to present it in a forum post)

 

[ComStar]

I had some of that inspiration tonight


Look out here comes LFJ
Smell him from a mile away
Broken branch, ancestors cryin'
His diseased chink eyes are dyin'

Big-ass head shaped like a brick
Still pretends that he's a chick
Watch out there is no escape
When this man decides to rape