Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

She was not a regular cast member or participant in the community until she had idea of having her own channel around the end of Depp

It's minor quibbling. And your recollection of Nick lore is more extensive than mine.

But my recalled version of events was that Nick was pushing hard pre-Locals lewdposting for Kayla to be a more regular feature in his content as a husband & wife team at the time similar to Aaron & April.

For weeks or months prior to the lewdposting and eventual total disappearance of Kayla from the backlash, Nick regularly mused on-air how he wanted to merge church & state by hosting his partner and marriage online. I can't recall the exact descriptors, but he praised his wife's personality and thought she was a hidden gem that was well suited for YT commentary.

Thus I feel like her brief YT channel creation was at Nick's behest in order to get her more familiar and comfortable with appearing on camera and making content.

The videos on her channel were more in the style of Shorts. I recall one where she was waxing poetically about a dead tomato plant in a hanging basket. There was another "Kids say the darnedest things" style one about one of the youngest boys.

As mentioned, we hear very little from Kayla directly, so we only hear Nick's versions of events for the most part wrt agency.

But my impression at the time was that Kayla's YT channel, while only featuring herself in short form family content, was always a ploy by Nick in a larger campaign at the time to get his wife on camera, and more specifically his liveshow, more frequently.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Plus, Nick is such a disingenuous faggot, he'll whine about people "attacking his family" even as nobody is actually attacking his family.

he'll whine about people attacking his family while he says things like "my wife's body is destroyed" and "our church diddles our kids I wanna sell my 6 year old to muhammad guys! hahahahhahaha!"

The most infamous attacker of nick's family is nick himself.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Watching this KC clip and Andy has convinced me. "Had to say hi to lady rackets" is nick's euphemism for snorting coke.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Seriously, why does it feel like everyone in this situation except April is RETARDED? Did Aaron even try to talk to our wife to head this shit off? Is he seriously that stupid that he didn’t know what was coming?

Because they're hedonists and hedonists are retarded. April's retarded too if she's trying to wreck Nick's marriage. She already wrecked one marriage, look how well that turned out.

I hardly think it's "sizable" anymore. After all, you are all responding to one poster here.

I threw out some counter points a few weeks ago so he's not the only one.

But the only issue I have with the current Kayla narrative is I don't think she's actually in a comatose state all day drooling at Star Trek reruns. Given the kids are still making it to church and Nick is still complaining about activities, the household is still semi-functional ...not in crisis mode yet.

All that to say, Nick's life can still get worse.

His uncle and father seem like they might have cool stories about being a supercomputer and aeronautical engineer in the 80's and 90's.

...did Nick's father and grandfather inspire Michael Crichton to write Disclosure and Airframe? Are we going to find out Nick has a great uncle who was a geneticist at some point who was on the bleeding edge of Mammoth cloning research?

 

[Sharpeteer]

I never got why there's a sizeable group of posters that talk about Our Wife being a hapless bystander to Nick's degeneracy.

You might be talking about a long time ago, because at the top of my head, I can only think of 3 people here that do, and they barely even post at all. And even when there are posts trying to go to bat for Kayla, those posts just get ratio'ed every time anyway.

I don't believe there is any kind of defense task force so to speak for our wife.

Mother's Day is mostly for children to celebrate their mother, in what other industry would you take leave from your job to celebrate your wife for it (and without the kids?!!). Take responsibility and cancel your kids' activities so they can appreciate their mom, retard.

I took my mom out for Mother's Day.

who has activities running on a Sunday? Let alone on mother's day that isn't tied to church? Most cases the activity is over after an hour or two and that's plenty of time to do a show on Tuesday morning.

These activities are a lie, just like everything else he says. He's a lying liar who lies.

Also, come on. What does she give a fuck about Mother's Day anyways? Being a mother isn't a priority here, so it's just another Sunday - Go to church Sleep.

Nick should take the day off and drink.

"Had to say hi to lady rackets" is nick's euphemism for snorting coke.

I'd believe it. The woman that put out quite a few kids for him has been reduced to code-speak for cocaine. She must be so proud.

A lot changes when you're always asleep.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Watching this KC clip and Andy has convinced me. "Had to say hi to lady rackets" is nick's euphemism for snorting coke.

I always kinda thought it was obvious lmfao. He's been stuffing "lady rackets" up his nose for months now

 

[Tensy Speed]

I’ve never heard of a dance recital on Mother’s Day. Besides that it sounds like he spent the day with his children and their mother. What else is Mother’s Day for?

The recitals actually took place on Mother's Day. Locating the Rekieta girls' dance school is quite straightforward and the calendar can be found on their website. In other news, it seems that at least one of the Rekieta girls participated in their church's prerecorded "Best Mom Advice" video as part of the Mother's Day service. Various children from the church shared endearing anecdotes about the advice their mothers had imparted. I won't share direct links to these details since they don't offer any enlightening content on the topics being discussed here, and the young ages of the girls.

The confirmation of the boys was somewhat different because Nick talked on stream for ten minutes about the event, his teenage boys, religion, and parenting.

On a separate matter, I was curious about reviewing the sermons delivered around the time of Rekieta's "worst day." There have been suggestions that religious concerns might have contributed to his breakdown.

Does anyone recall the date when this incident occurred? I've tried searching through the thread, but the information isn't readily accessible.

Edit: The dress rehearsals were on Friday and the recitals were on Saturday and Sunday. If we are to assume that Nick went to every performance (a big assumption indeed) they were, in fact, busy last weekend.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Man just saw this clip and it just fascinates me Nick's cadence. It is almost hard to put into words what I find so revolting about how he speaks I think the closest I can approximate is how he is speaking the thoughts of a drunkard but he's doing it at the breathless pace of a tweaker who just took a few decent hits of the meth pipe. He sounds like he's just about the start a heart attack every time he takes that desperate breath to transition between the lame jokes (or to add a LOL SO RANDUM line/sound effect) does anyone else notice this?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I like to imagine Nick’s wife like the sister from Pet Sematary. Just in the back room, her body contorted from a nosocomial infection from unnecessary surgery to “fix” her body “ruined” from pregnancy and birth. Nick checking on her is him hoping she’s choked on the spaghetti O’s his wipey feeds her as she watches an endless loop of Star Trek unaware she’d completed every series due to pills. Whether Nick longs for her death because he’d be free to be a AIDS+ gay man or to “trade up” to some meth whore is up to you.


I wouldn’t put it past Nick to pull a JJ Rosseau if the Missus dies. Just dump his kids on someone.

 

[Not Who You Think]

On a separate matter, I was curious about reviewing the sermons delivered around the time of Rekieta's "worst day." There have been suggestions that religious concerns might have contributed to his breakdown.

Does anyone recall the date when this incident occurred? I've tried searching through the thread, but the information isn't readily accessible.

Strong indicator it was Memorial Day weekend 2022.

There's a longer post here with some details, and a shorter summary here.

 

[TurboNAS]

who has activities running on a Sunday? Let alone on mother's day that isn't tied to church? Most cases the activity is over after an hour or two and that's plenty of time to do a show on Tuesday morning.

That part makes very little sense. But I don't know if their homeschool collective is through their church so maybe having Sunday events is acceptable there. Everywhere else seems to be M-F with Saturdays for sports is more common.

Thank goodness Nick is a paragon of truth and wouldn't make stuff up to excuse another missed show.

 

[AltisticRight]

Best Mom Advice

1. Make sure your husband only drinks top-shelf malt whisky.
2. Maintain a budget of $3000 for snacks alone.
3. Never cook, cooking is for Scandinavian Incel prudes. Who needs to hardboil an egg when you can buy them prepacked from the supermarket?
4. Get the highest tier membership for massage salons therapists. If the young and fit massager gropes you, make sure you share that with the world and go back a dozen or more times.
5. Swinging is still monogamous if it's done in a hot tub between two men. It's not gay unless the penises touch, balldo to anus interaction is not forbidden because the book of Leviticus never saw the bottomless depravity creativity of humankind.
6. Why even cook food when you can open cans of spaghetti-o.
7. The most obvious places are also the most inconspicuous, that's why a sex dungeon should be built next to your children's bedrooms. It's called good planning.
8. The ceiling takes less priority over frivolous "art piece" purchases.

 

[Captain Manning]

Watching this KC clip and Andy has convinced me. "Had to say hi to lady rackets" is nick's euphemism for snorting coke.

I figure Andy has gotten so much shit over the years for being an ex-cokehead, it's only fair to also acknowledge he might be a pretty good subject matter expert when it comes to recognizing the behavior of those who abuse stimulants. Particularly streamers.

For my money, I couldn't tell you what Nick is on, but every time he comes back from "checking on Lady Rackets" it's clear he's wired AF.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Mother's Day is mostly for children to celebrate their mother, in what other industry would you take leave from your job to celebrate your wife for it (and without the kids?!!). Take responsibility and cancel your kids' activities so they can appreciate their mom, retard.

On one hand you're absolutely right.

On the other, mother's day is not about Nicky so he doesn't care, that and I believe he might be low key doing them a favor if staying home with mom entails watching her, zonked out and glassy eyed, staring at a TV.

Who needs to hardboil an egg when you can buy them prepacked from the supermarket?

You know what's the more surprising thing about those pre-boiled eggs for me? it's not that Nick buys them, that's pretty fucking funny and WEIRD on its own.

It's the fact they exist at all as it means there's a market of people who buy pre-boiled eggs, a market big enough to justify stocking shelves with these things. That should horrify and amuse you in equal measure.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Lady Rackets make Mary Todd Lincoln look more coherent.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Lady Rackets make Mary Todd Lincoln look more coherent.

The best historical fun fact is that Julia Grant found Mary Todd so fucking insufferable that she either saved her husbands life or doomed Lincoln to death by telling her husband she’d rather gnaw off her arm then spend the evening with the Lincoln family.

Also, it’s more and more clear to me that Nick resents his wife for ensuring he stays in the Midwest. He has no friends around him and I doubt Drex was an actual friend.

 

[AnOminous]

Thats meth, not a diabetes weight loss drug. Trust me its an extreme upper of some sort and ozempic just doesnt cut it, no dr would perscribe it unless you were 100 lbs or more over weight and has the betus.

Drug seekers can always find some quack who will write a prescription for any goddamn thing. They often eventually get busted but usually after making a lot of money.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So apparently Rekieta made some weird comments about his children on a mati clip but I haven't seen a re-upload yet? Page number?

 

[elb]

So apparently Rekieta made some weird comments about his children on a mati clip but I haven't seen a re-upload yet? Page number?

Protestants are Broken Backwards People (May 8, 2024)

https://youtu.be/5TbC-NBSi6A

Childruption (May 7, 2024)

https://youtu.be/9ASmOSkq32k

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

Aaron showing up drunk at Nick's house to fight with Nick on the front lawn over breaking up his marriage and effectively cucking Aaron.

How much longer until Aaron and Nick re-enact American Beauty?

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