Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Shinkai said:
GUYS WHAT DOES TWU MEAN?

My favourites are the "What's wrong with this guy? Why does he do this?" And the answer is always he's retarded
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I digress!

Aye. Boglim's razor is an aphorism right up there with Socrates' and Plato's(even though he was an incel/platonic) wisdom. Words to live by as they apply to most assholes in life.

Don't get mad, just laugh at the dumb fucking retard. Don't feel bad, they don't, they're fucking retarded.

I always like "you think his teeth hurt?" Aye, he's retarded.

Is Josh scared to go live like a wee girl? Sure, he's retarded.

I guarantee when Josh passes on to that video responce in the sky some mad lad will carve onto his gothic clocktower mausoleum "he was retarded, a good boy, dindu NUFFIN"

BOGLIM'S RAZOR words to live/die by. Words to dank drink combo through. Twu.

Fuck sickos.
 
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I don't know if this is considered an underrated moment or not but I don't see people bring it up that much I fucking love the Surströmming video he did back in his old apartment. The way he spills it directly into his carpet and is just kind of annoyed makes me laugh so hard. Also the fact he ate one of the nastiest foods on earth and was a really good sport about it.
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
They probably only ban good looking people for nudity, no one wants to watch a fat blob get nude so it's not gonna make any money probably wont even be seen. Also AI probably has a hard time detecting tits from fat
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Nah man. Baked Alaska took his shirt off on stream and it was like a quarter second of puffy nips before the AI caught it.
 
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biggacracka said:
If clint has such pointy nipples, why don't he put the BOY in a group home 🤔
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What is Clint going to do when these 22 inch cobras are running wild?! You better bring help BOY

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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
She fully expects there to be feds and search warrants because people are calling her stinky online.

My money's on her getting arrested for harassing the police.
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Thats some Daniel Larson level of thinking, he expects the FBI to come help him with his citizens arrest of a restaurants staff for printing nudes of him or something. i will say some homeless dude saying he's putting every here under citizens arrest was funny shit
 
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