Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AngeloTheWizard]

It's been a couple of weeks now that Fatty has been raising money for this convoy of hope bullshit. Lets see how much he's managed to raise for charity...
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Still $0 lol.

I can confidently say that I've done more for charity than Jack has, and not just through donating myself. And I didn't have to donate year old brisket to do it.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I can confidently say that I've done more for charity than Jack has, and not just through donating myself. And I didn't have to donate year old brisket to do it.

It's also not a good look to have a charity fundraiser that is clearly promoting your show and then donate nothing yourself. Especially after buying a home brewing system that costs almost $3,000.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Oh ho, say no more haha. Yeah I get it, that's actually something I spent some time thinking about after I posted. Jack doesn't have an audience for that sort of thing. Actually, I kind of think Spike partnering with Jack Russell is a little bit of a disservice. I didn't even know Jack brewed; I know he is a cooking channel but he tends to like prepackaged/parbaked stuff. Imagine him going through a 10 gallon brew, it would be a week long event.

He seemingly liked the beer that Jr made and sucked back half the bottle. Jr himself was more into it. He says he's a "Blue Moon" kind of guy which kinda makes sense as they were making a witbier. So I'd say Jr. will be the one using the system and occasionally Fatty will steal a bottle when Hammy isn't looking.

If he was a "municipal waste technician" he'd technically still have a much better job.

More money and benefits. The only real downside to driving a garbage truck would be the smell especially during the summer.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

It's also not a good look to have a charity fundraiser that is clearly promoting your show and then donate nothing yourself. Especially after buying a home brewing system that costs almost $3,000.

Ah well, see, Jack being a big time celebrity YouTube chef is donating his time, obviously. We know just how packed his schedule is with all the Blue's Clues and drooling he has to do so they should be thankful that he bothered to "organize" this fund raiser for them. And they should be extra thankful that he's reaching out to all his "fans" for money. Jack obviously can't donate any cash because there are more smokers and grills he needs to purchase to add to the pile. I hear he's trying to make Smoker Mountain visible from orbit.

 

[Marc]

I'd say Jr. will be the one using the system and occasionally Fatty will steal a bottle when Hammy isn't looking.

Jack is now more certain to die with a bottle in his ass.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's been a couple of weeks now that Fatty has been raising money for this convoy of hope bullshit. Lets see how much he's managed to raise for charity...
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Still $0 lol.

He has more than half a million subscribers but he can't raise a SINGLE DOLLAR? Even Stefan Molyneux is less pathetic.

 

[p1138]

He has more than half a million subscribers but he can't raise a SINGLE DOLLAR? Even Stefan Molyneux is less pathetic.

This is the same Fatty that has a lifetime amount of superchats for his livestreams totaling a whopping $497, and has received zero of those in the past month even though he's done 3 livestreams on his main channel. The man has a couple dozen actual weirdos subscribing, and a fuckload of hate watchers that aren't going to donate shit. Even dead channels that used to have high viewership(he never really did) and subscriber counts like his manage to do better. I'd be surprised if he didn't buy himself 400k subs.

edit: Also, lets not forgot Fatty is so dumb he seems to have wished the male pastor and his megachurch a happy mother's day yesterday?

 

[Yankee Bastard]

newfriend here, I would just like to say Jack is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[one or fewer posts a day]

The only real downside to driving a garbage truck would be the smell especially during the summer.

I agree, but perhaps the smell of the garbage would cover it up a bit.

 

[Polska krowa]

Holy mother. I'll give jr credit for one thing and one thing only, he seemingly read the directions in between performing all the steps in making his beer. Jack's constant stupid retard faces and hanging stroke maw the entire video in the back, was like a Jason Derulo reaction Tiktok. Could have really done without it. Jack addresses him trying the beer despite it not being carnivore as "I said I would try it so "... *gurgles* Jack is so locked in on jr when he's explaining things at points in this video. He literally looks like a drooling child watching baby shark or some shit.

Qali very much reminds me of Jason Blaha in these pics. Albeit with more muscle than Bloho

Spoiler: Comparison

 

[a secret one]

He has more than half a million subscribers but he can't raise a SINGLE DOLLAR? Even Stefan Molyneux is less pathetic.

Jack's even more pathetic than dsp. YIKES.

 

[Polska krowa]

Even more pathetic than dsp. YIKES.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves

 

[She Brings The Rain]

Actually, I kind of think Spike partnering with Jack Russell is a little bit of a disservice.

Do we really think they partnered with him for the full cost? I can imagine they struck off a couple hundred when he pulled his "famous YouTuber" shtick and gave him a code, but comping the full three grand? Nah fam.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Qali very much reminds me of Jason Blaha in these pics. Albeit with more muscle than Bloho

Spoiler: Comparison

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The resemblance is uncanny.

But one positive I will give Jr, at least for this video, he wasn't as insufferable as his father would have been. Guy clearly read the instructions, give the proper way to do it and wasn't a raging asshole all the way through.

He still looks fat and has zero class though.

Do we really think they partnered with him for the full cost? I can imagine they struck off a couple hundred when he pulled his "famous YouTuber" shtick and gave him a code, but comping the full three grand? Nah fam.

They wouldn't have comped him much but he definitely would have gotten some kind of promo fee taken off. A bigger channel with more subs and activity? Then yes it would be maybe not for free but deeply discounted especially if it was one that dealt with home brewing.

You gotta understand outfits like Spike can just give these things away and treat it as advertising but if they did that with every youtuber they'd go broke within months. Their business plan is selling the complete brew system. Afterwards they might not get the repeat business from people buying their specific kits for beer so they need to make their money on the brew system itself.

 

[a terminal posture]

In case anyone thought this was the one bbq joint in existence that didn't let you order meat by the pound.

 

[densedance]

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I wish someone would stick that Capslock inside his ass. Also what the fuck is with "no aliens were at the restaurant either" even mean?
Is that a joke towards John because he asked if Tammy got the secondaries or does he mean immigrants?

 

[biggacracka]

I wish someone would stick that Capslock inside his ass. Also what the fuck is with "no aliens were at the restaurant either" even mean?
Is that a joke towards John because he asked if Tammy got the secondaries or does he mean immigrants?

I think he meant actual extraterrestrial beings, but who knows what he really meant.
At this point, even God can't understand fatty

 

[AnOminous]

I wish someone would stick that Capslock inside his ass. Also what the fuck is with "no aliens were at the restaurant either" even mean?

He was probably expressing relief there were no beaners there. Or something.

 

[Andoxico]

Also what the fuck is with "no aliens were at the restaurant either" even mean?

He means actual ayys. In his mind explaining what he did with his sides is as pointless as explaining there were no aliens. One would think sides are an important part of a restaurant review, but Jagoff doesn't think at all, really.

 

[Super Hans v2]

I wish someone would stick that Capslock inside his ass.

Jack's been using text to speech for years at this point, he couldn't type out something if he tried because of his dead arm. He's such a bitch that when he reads a comment that isn't complete adoration he starts pissing his eyes and yells at the phone like a toddler.