Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kheapathic]

You know what's the more surprising thing about those pre-boiled eggs for me? it's not that Nick buys them, that's pretty fucking funny and WEIRD on its own.

It's the fact they exist at all as it means there's a market of people who buy pre-boiled eggs, a market big enough to justify stocking shelves with these things. That should horrify and amuse you in equal measure.

Not to sperg or anything too hard; but a lot of Americans, especially the younger generations have no idea how to cook. I don't mean you need to be a Gordon Ramsay 3+ course meal either, I mean simple shit. Personal anecdote, when I was trying to date, would do speed dating every now and then; would ask a girl how many ways she knows how to cook an egg, they only knew "scrambled." I don't want to say there's some malicious hand making us retarded nigger cattle... but when I see the pre-wrapped hard-boiled eggs, I can't feel any other way.
(which by the way 9-12 minutes at a rolling boil for hard-boil, 6-8 minutes for a soft-boil)

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It's the fact they exist at all as it means there's a market of people who buy pre-boiled eggs, a market big enough to justify stocking shelves with these things. That should horrify and amuse you in equal measure.

I like them for when I make deviled eggs because there’s also a ton of stuff to be done because if there’s deviled eggs I’m probably cooking a ton of other food for guests too so it’s one less thing for me to do. And in college I liked them since you couldn’t have an open flames or anything in your dorm.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Protestants are Broken Backwards People (May 8, 2024)

https://youtu.be/5TbC-NBSi6A

Childruption (May 7, 2024)

https://youtu.be/9ASmOSkq32k

I wish you a million clips.

 

[Strix454]

Also, it’s more and more clear to me that Nick resents his wife for ensuring he stays in the Midwest. He has no friends around him and I doubt Drex was an actual friend.

The only other place he lived besides Minnesota was Texas (Houston) as a small child and he didn't seem to like that either.

He has no friends, no hobbies and he lives like a shut-in. I don't think that would change no matter where he lived.

He seems less interested in places than he is in having easy access to drugs and degeneracy. That he is losing something in his life in not being able to score hard drugs off the street and not being a 15 minute drive from his favorite gay bar.

 

[footballteam]

Strong indicator it was Memorial Day weekend 2022.

There's a longer post here with some details, and a shorter summary here.

More evidence that it happened on or right before Memorial Day weekend of 2022.

Not to sperg or anything too hard; but a lot of Americans, especially the younger generations have no idea how to cook. I don't mean you need to be a Gordon Ramsay 3+ course meal either, I mean simple shit. Personal anecdote, when I was trying to date, would do speed dating every now and then; would ask a girl how many ways she knows how to cook an egg, they only knew "scrambled." I don't want to say there's some malicious hand making us retarded nigger cattle... but when I see the pre-wrapped hard-boiled eggs, I can't feel any other way.
(which by the way 9-12 minutes at a rolling boil for hard-boil, 6-8 minutes for a soft-boil)

True but I dont know what young women were like in previous generations... most younger-ish women that I know didnt really learn to cook until after they were married... just like most young men didnt learn proper handyman skills until after they were married as well. I guess you learn stuff when the need arises.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It's minor quibbling. And your recollection of Nick lore is more extensive than mine.

But my recalled version of events was that Nick was pushing hard pre-Locals lewdposting for Kayla to be a more regular feature in his content as a husband & wife team at the time similar to Aaron & April.

For weeks or months prior to the lewdposting and eventual total disappearance of Kayla from the backlash, Nick regularly mused on-air how he wanted to merge church & state by hosting his partner and marriage online. I can't recall the exact descriptors, but he praised his wife's personality and thought she was a hidden gem that was well suited for YT commentary.

Thus I feel like her brief YT channel creation was at Nick's behest in order to get her more familiar and comfortable with appearing on camera and making content.

The videos on her channel were more in the style of Shorts. I recall one where she was waxing poetically about a dead tomato plant in a hanging basket. There was another "Kids say the darnedest things" style one about one of the youngest boys.

As mentioned, we hear very little from Kayla directly, so we only hear Nick's versions of events for the most part wrt agency.

But my impression at the time was that Kayla's YT channel, while only featuring herself in short form family content, was always a ploy by Nick in a larger campaign at the time to get his wife on camera, and more specifically his liveshow, more frequently.

I won't argue Nick's intent, but what you say could be true. I merely contest the fact that she got to co-host regular status. Maybe the fact she appeared in the Hedo stream put this in people's minds?

You might be talking about a long time ago, because at the top of my head, I can only think of 3 people here that do, and they barely even post at all. And even when there are posts trying to go to bat for Kayla, those posts just get ratio'ed every time anyway.

I don't believe there is any kind of defense task force so to speak for our wife.

Up until a month or so ago, there were people playing Devil's Advocate for her and less likely to criticise. I used to be one, and I wager a lot of people just got second-hand disgust that Nick was being allowed to do what he is by his wife.

I don't buy the excuse she is totally unaware.

I took my mom out for Mother's Day.

Torn between hitman and Chris-chan joke.

I am sure your Mum is a lovely person and doesn't deserve this.

The recitals actually took place on Mother's Day. Locating the Rekieta girls' dance school is quite straightforward and the calendar can be found on their website. In other news, it seems that at least one of the Rekieta girls participated in their church's prerecorded "Best Mom Advice" video as part of the Mother's Day service. Various children from the church shared endearing anecdotes about the advice their mothers had imparted. I won't share direct links to these details since they don't offer any enlightening content on the topics being discussed here, and the young ages of the girls.

The confirmation of the boys was somewhat different because Nick talked on stream for ten minutes about the event, his teenage boys, religion, and parenting.

On a separate matter, I was curious about reviewing the sermons delivered around the time of Rekieta's "worst day." There have been suggestions that religious concerns might have contributed to his breakdown.

Does anyone recall the date when this incident occurred? I've tried searching through the thread, but the information isn't readily accessible.

Edit: The dress rehearsals were on Friday and the recitals were on Saturday and Sunday. If we are to assume that Nick went to every performance (a big assumption indeed) they were, in fact, busy last weekend.

You are awfully interested in minor children and their movements.

That part makes very little sense. But I don't know if their homeschool collective is through their church so maybe having Sunday events is acceptable there. Everywhere else seems to be M-F with Saturdays for sports is more common.

Thank goodness Nick is a paragon of truth and wouldn't make stuff up to excuse another missed show.

The collective is loosely through a local church. There is nothing I could find online to confirm Nick's teaching schedule.

The best historical fun fact is that Julia Grant found Mary Todd so fucking insufferable that she either saved her husbands life or doomed Lincoln to death by telling her husband she’d rather gnaw off her arm then spend the evening with the Lincoln family.

Also, it’s more and more clear to me that Nick resents his wife for ensuring he stays in the Midwest. He has no friends around him and I doubt Drex was an actual friend.

Drexel as a non-friend is interesting to ponder... I am not sure if Nick Jason not had him on due to the groomer allegations or the loss of utility...

 

[Angry Shoes]

For my money, I couldn't tell you what Nick is on, but every time he comes back from "checking on Lady Rackets" it's clear he's wired AF.

My guess would be adderall, ritalin, or some other ADHD medication.
I know he mentioned doing MDMA during the beginning of the baldo arc but very few people do it regularly because the side effects of abuse are really bad. Cocaine? It's possible but with the amount he drinks he'd be going through a fucking LOT of coke. Enough to seriously fuck up his financials. And personally I think he's too much of a square to do meth. Meth is usually the stimulant people go to after whatever they're currently doing gets too expensive.
I think the most reasonable answer is he has a prescription for either ADHD or narcolepsy and he's been abusing it. Most medications prescribed for these conditions can be crushed and snorted, and I think this is why Warski (correctly) called him out for exhibiting cokehead behavior. He probably is either snorting his pills, or someone close to him is letting him dip into their prescription to stay more alert while drinking on stream.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I like them for when I make deviled eggs because there’s also a ton of stuff to be done because if there’s deviled eggs I’m probably cooking a ton of other food for guests too so it’s one less thing for me to do. And in college I liked them since you couldn’t have an open flames or anything in your dorm.

You're ONE OF THEM.

You are awfully interested in minor children and their movements.

Locating the Rekieta girls' dance school is quite straightforward and the calendar can be found on their website.

@Tensy Speed Just because you CAN track the whereabouts of Nick's kids doesn't mean you should. They aren't putting their own lives on display and don't really deserve that sort of autistic dedication.

As informative as the info about Nick's sons' testimonies was, only the older one's was actually interesting. It feels scummy especially if you're going to start tracking the whereabouts of the younger kids. Just don't.

 

[RotPockets]

Not to sperg or anything too hard; but a lot of Americans, especially the younger generations have no idea how to cook. I don't mean you need to be a Gordon Ramsay 3+ course meal either, I mean simple shit. Personal anecdote, when I was trying to date, would do speed dating every now and then; would ask a girl how many ways she knows how to cook an egg, they only knew "scrambled." I don't want to say there's some malicious hand making us retarded nigger cattle... but when I see the pre-wrapped hard-boiled eggs, I can't feel any other way.
(which by the way 9-12 minutes at a rolling boil for hard-boil, 6-8 minutes for a soft-boil)

For Nick and the other nigger-cattle if you can’t do this you should just end it. You only have to get water to a boil, take off the heat, cover, and neglect the egg. I don’t even use ice cubes, I just run them under cold water for few seconds, leaving a little bit of water, cover and shake the pot until they peel themselves.

Instructions unclear, nigger baked the fucking baby.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

For Nick and the other nigger-cattle if you can’t do this you should just end it. You only have to get water to a boil, take off the heat and neglect the egg.
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Instructions unclear, nigger baked the fucking baby.
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I would have rather not read that sentence, fucking hell man.

 

[DumbDude43]

True but I dont know what young women were like in previous generations... most younger-ish women that I know didnt really learn to cook until after they were married... just like most young men didnt learn proper handyman skills until after they were married as well. I guess you learn stuff when the need arises.

no
girls used to learn stuff like that straight from their mothers while growing up, by watching (and later, helping) mom do it
only post ~1970 did feminists break that chain

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You're ONE OF THEM.

Give in. Accept the superiority of having a plate full of deviled eggs instantly on a day of holiday baking. Join us.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Give in. Accept the superiority of having a plate full of deviled eggs instantly on a day of holiday baking. Join us.

I can't believe you serve your guests pre-boiled eggs. That's insidious.

Shrimp Cocktail is the far superior party food anyways.

 

[Space Pope]

@Tensy Speed Just because you CAN track the whereabouts of Nick's kids doesn't mean you should. They aren't putting their own lives on display and don't really deserve that sort of autistic dedication.

The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.

I'm not going to pontificate too much on the subject beyond saying I'm not a fan of posting videos and tracking the movements of minors. It's not their fault that their dad is a drunken faggot. I don't know what benefit is gained by publicly posting links to their videos and autistically detailing movements.

And why the new account to post about his children? Is this a way to attack the farms and show they are posting about kids for little to no reason? Someone who already posts in this thread but realizes posting about kids from their main account isn't a good look? Someone previously banned? One of the insane Locals fedposters? Faran or Cynthia off their meds again and needing attention?

To the mods, I won't bring this up again and will resume my usual schizo posting about hard boiled eggs.

 

[Sharpeteer]

[REDACTED] or [REDACTED] off their meds again and needing attention?

Don't say the demon's name. It might appear, and with 8 brand new sock accounts all talking to each other.

To the mods, I won't bring this up again and will resume my usual schizo posting about hard boiled eggs.

You see that Nicky? The topic is now hard boiled eggs.

Quick, hurry up with the drunk driving car accident, or the taking on of April's divorce case as the great Nicholas Rekieta: Attorney at Law

 

[Vulpes Mulpes]

Personally, I think he's been on Ozempic.

While it might be Ozempic (hello Ethan Klein!) or methamphetamine, I still struggle in my naivety to understand his reasons for alcoholism.

I'm not going to powerlevel too much, but one time in my life, I did feel the pull of the bottle. I managed to snap out of it though, primarily because of my lovely and caring family, but also becasue I intrinsically felt that being hangover was way, way worse than the bliss of the initial period of being drunk. Whenever I got drunk, I got at most a handful of hours of being "fuzzy" in the mind, but the recoil was most definitely not worth it. If one discards all the philosophical aspect of drunkenness, there is only the "physical" aspect of being drunk left, and while I do understand the desire to flee into the bottle, I know from personal experience just how incredibly and awfully shitty you feel the next day — nay, not just the next day, but in the middle of the night; you wake up with a great heartbeat and incredible body temperature, which is the first sign that you've truly done fucked up, and the cyber police are on their way.

For one to have slunk so deep into the bottle as Nicholas has, there has to be an explicit reason. It can't just be because "it feels good", on account of the recoil.

 

[Kheapathic]

For Nick and the other nigger-cattle if you can’t do this you should just end it. You only have to get water to a boil, take off the heat, cover, and neglect the egg. I don’t even use ice cubes, I just run them under cold water for few seconds, leaving a little bit of water, cover and shake the pot until they peel themselves.

What's even more amazing is you don't even need a stove anymore with all the multi-use appliances. Like one of those Ninja Pressure Cooker Pot things, put eggs in, add water, set to 10 minutes and done. You don't have one of those and only have a rice cooker? What a coincidence, most rice cookers operate the same and do their rice in 10 minute cycles; literally do the exact same as above. Hard-Boiled Eggs is literally like, baby's first stove adventure; put water in pot, add fire, and yet people still manage to screw it up, wow.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

You might be talking about a long time ago, because at the top of my head, I can only think of 3 people here that do, and they barely even post at all. And even when there are posts trying to go to bat for Kayla, those posts just get ratio'ed every time anyway.

I don't believe there is any kind of defense task force so to speak for our wife.

Cynthia was the only real "defender" of note. the others more or less stopped after she posted her own ass on ass wensday (or whatever day of the week that was).

but once you lose that social expectation

Nick is like the "Judeo-Christan" (A preposterous idea in the first place) value boomers that believe the following spiel of "Israel is our greatest ally and if your not willing to fight for them, you don't deserve the rights of our constitution", "Merica fuck yeah", and "pull yourself up by y bootstrap" type retards.
Except he used to only looks up to jews when it is in regards to grifting and telling others to line up against the wall (See: His Holocaust jokes), never pulled himself up (trust fund), and tried to always one-up others by talking mad bollocks (See: "I grew up in the hood nigga" to EJ).
Nowdays his brain's about as useless as a knitted condom so it's incoherent rambling.

Drexel as a non-friend is interesting to ponder... I am not sure if Nick Jason not had him on due to the groomer allegations or the loss of utility...

I propose this following symbiotic relationship.
Nick needed Drexel as a housenigger to fight off muh racisims and blackface ("so he hates darkies!") allegations.
Drexel needed Nick so he could get in the right circle to bang bored slags who weren't black.

 

[DumbDude43]

What's even more amazing is you don't even need a stove anymore with all the multi-use appliances. Like one of those Ninja Pressure Cooker Pot things, put eggs in, add water, set to 10 minutes and done. You don't have one of those and only have a rice cooker? What a coincidence, most rice cookers operate the same and do their rice in 10 minute cycles; literally do the exact same as above. Hard-Boiled Eggs is literally like, baby's first stove adventure; put water in pot, add fire, and yet people still manage to screw it up, wow.

yep hard boiled eggs are braindead easy
the (slightly) tricky thing is soft boiled eggs, because there you have to be really on point with your timing
half a minute early, part of the white is still runny
half a minute late, the yolk starts solidifying

 

[Goatchoker]

I can't believe you serve your guests pre-boiled eggs. That's insidious.

Shrimp Cocktail is the far superior party food anyways.

If I found out there was a shortcut to my deviled eggs I enjoyed I’d be so mad. No way in hell.

Just buy the eggs a week before and they are easier to peel. *says the person who ruined a dozen eggs this Easter. They dyed okay but died after*

Those “worst day” clips are so jarring, he looks completely fucking broken now. Good job Nick. Ya blew it.