Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

[Crex Crex]

Wasn’t sure whether to post this here or in the pitbull thread, but i had the misfortune of stumbling upon this thing on my fyp. This is one of the ugliest dogs i think i’ve ever seen - if you can even call it a dog. Its face looks so…wrong, like some uncanny valley type shit
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What do you call this expression.

 

[AnOminous]

This is one of the ugliest dogs i think i’ve ever seen - if you can even call it a dog. Its face looks so…wrong, like some uncanny valley type shit

It looks like bad AI art from before SD.

What do you call this expression.

"OH GOD OH GOOOOD HELP ME PUT ME OUT OF THIS HELLISH NIGHTMARISH EXISTENCE!"

 

[neverendingmidi]

My mum and dad say that mixed breed and mongrel dogs are often healthier than pedigree dogs. Is that true?

My current opinion is that mongrel/mixed breed dogs are generally less likely to get specific health conditions than pedigree, but have a elevated chances of contracting health conditions across the board and are also less predictable in that regard.

Less likely to inherit a recessive illness with say, some lab nailing a random in heat aussie. On the other hand, at least in the US, you're probably going to get a pit mix- no matter what they might call it.

And "designer" breeds are such a mishmash, depending on the breeder your doodle might be as inbred as these frogs, or just from two puppy mill genetic rejects bred together where inbreeding isn't a problem but every other physical defect might be present.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

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Terrifying

 

[Bonesjones]

Wasn’t sure whether to post this here or in the pitbull thread, but i had the misfortune of stumbling upon this thing on my fyp. This is one of the ugliest dogs i think i’ve ever seen - if you can even call it a dog. Its face looks so…wrong, like some uncanny valley type shit
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It looks like a dog crossbreed with a Rhino or Hippo

 

[James done did it]

Less likely to inherit a recessive illness with say, some lab nailing a random in heat aussie. On the other hand, at least in the US, you're probably going to get a pit mix- no matter what they might call it.

And "designer" breeds are such a mishmash, depending on the breeder your doodle might be as inbred as these frogs, or just from two puppy mill genetic rejects bred together where inbreeding isn't a problem but every other physical defect might be present.

Yeah people automatically assume hybrid vigor when it's only really a thing when you're mixing individuals that suffer from inbreeding depression, it's not so much vigor as it is return to the species mean. And when you're mixing animals that were selectively bred for neurological traits (ie, retrieving, prey drive, aggression) you end up with a dog that is less behaviorally predictable which can range from annoying to dangerous. There's not necessarily a clear visual indicator that your dog has inherited a predisposition to aggression, or your dog could exhibit clear pitbull ancestry and have no greater predisposition towards aggression, or it could be somewhere in the middle.

Even many mutts that do not display outward pitbull appearance in the US usually carry a decent amount of pitbull DNA just because of how prominent pitbulls are among the non-neutered dog population. So basically pitbulls have ruined mutts too. I support mandatory toadification of all pitbulls.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

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TARGET ACQUIRED

BITE SAFETIES REMOVED

WEAPON HOT

 

[Big Fat Frog]

Wasn’t sure whether to post this here or in the pitbull thread, but i had the misfortune of stumbling upon this thing on my fyp. This is one of the ugliest dogs i think i’ve ever seen - if you can even call it a dog. Its face looks so…wrong, like some uncanny valley type shit
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That straight-up sets off a deep, primal fear inside my brain. Jesus Christ.

 

[AnOminous]

On the other hand, at least in the US, you're probably going to get a pit mix- no matter what they might call it.

One drop is all pitnigger.

 

[Garlic Salt]

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“I have no eyelids and I must maul”

 

[neverendingmidi]

Yeah people automatically assume hybrid vigor when it's only really a thing when you're mixing individuals that suffer from inbreeding depression, it's not so much vigor as it is return to the species mean. And when you're mixing animals that were selectively bred for neurological traits (ie, retrieving, prey drive, aggression) you end up with a dog that is less behaviorally predictable which can range from annoying to dangerous. There's not necessarily a clear visual indicator that your dog has inherited a predisposition to aggression, or your dog could exhibit clear pitbull ancestry and have no greater predisposition towards aggression, or it could be somewhere in the middle.

My first dog, back when I was a kid, was a coonhound lab mix. We joked that she was a hunting line "oops". She had the deeply ingrained retriever "bring back anything thrown" mixed with the hound "I do what I want, unless you make it worth my while". So she'd play fetch until your arm felt like it was going to fall off, but would pretty much ignore any command unless you dangled a treat in front of her nose. Smart as hell though.

Night and day compared to a sheltie, 90% of whom whole behavior involves staring at you waiting to see what you want. Have one now who we praised when she pottied as a puppy, and we can now order her to potty when necessary.

 

[Mad Mamba]

I almost feel bad for shitbulls; yes, they are murderous at the DNA level and really too dangerous to live, but given they were made into these canine orcs by the incomprehensible power of human hubris, I have some pity for them, and the horrors in this thread further strengthens that feeling. I wonder if the child-mauling tendencies of pitbulls are some kind of divine retribution for the genetic torture carried out to create these poor hellspawn. Like, fucking hell some of these animals are so deformed that just knowing they exist is depressing- if I'd been shaped into one of the terrible, ruined forms of life on display in this thread, I'd be tearing the offspring of my creators limb from limb too.

Speaking of mankind twisting animals into tormented mutants, has the Belgian Blue cow breed been posted in this thread yet? They've been bred for muscularity to such a horrific extent that the females' birth contractions risk crushing their calf to death.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

Never forget when one of the flagship toads of the Toadline, Staypuft Man, was STOLEN in a daring heist in the deserts of the Inland Empire.

 

[James done did it]

Staypuft was stolen like 7 toad generations ago, even if he's miraculously still alive his cum is many versions out of date.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

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Never forget when one of the flagship toads of the Toadline, Staypuft Man, was STOLEN in a daring heist in the deserts of the Inland Empire.

bring all the tropps home

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wasn’t sure whether to post this here or in the pitbull thread, but i had the misfortune of stumbling upon this thing on my fyp. This is one of the ugliest dogs i think i’ve ever seen - if you can even call it a dog. Its face looks so…wrong, like some uncanny valley type shit
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If you put horns on it, it'd be a triceratops.

 

[DoesNotLinkToYou]

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Never forget when one of the flagship toads of the Toadline, Staypuft Man, was STOLEN in a daring heist in the deserts of the Inland Empire.

I genuinely cannot comprehend paying 5k for inbred dog cum. I get that jerking off that creature is probably unpleasant, if I had to do it I'd hope to be paid handsomely. But then again, these people are so maladjusted that they probably enjoy that part, they'd do it for free if not for the delusional wiggernomics.

 

[crowabunga]

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Expression? They're dead, literally dead, a corpse's eyes. I can understand why this lady is scared of olives now:

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

While the topic of toadjacking is in effect, armed theft of exotic bullies is apparently a major problem. If you google “exotic bully theft” on Ask Jeeves there are quite a few stories.

https://www.khou.com/article/news/local/reward-stolen-exotic-pit-bull-houston/285-7a9aa9ae-3757-4b53-bb65-cd85183e2383

Spoiler: NIGGERS

 

[Crex Crex]

Staypuft was stolen like 7 toad generations ago, even if he's miraculously still alive his cum is many versions out of date.

The theft of staypuft is truly one of the world's most captivating unsolved mysteries, up there with Bigfoot, DB Cooper, the Amber room and Zodiac.

It also boggles the mind that staypuft, despite being already an inbred abomination barely compatible with life, somehow looks less fucked (albeit not by much, but enough to be noticeable) than the latest toads.