Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[OtherLastTrainHome]

A few Pats today

Murder Pat:
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the very first thing a firearms instructor worth his salt will tell you is "don't aim for the head". not only is it retarded because the head is a small, moving target that is objectively harder to hit than center mass, by aiming for the head you are also communicating that you are shooting to kill and not to defend yourself, which means that you will be instantly raped in court if you ever have to justify your shooting.

also this is just retarded in general. nobody aims for the head in a gun range because you'll damage the lines that hold up targets. it's okay to flip the paper target after decimating the center mass of it but there's no indication that's what happened here.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

No stalker child, you are also going to prison. Wait for the knock

No, Child, that's just your delusions again. The police know I am not heading for prison, they know you are. Enjoy ymunkoke

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

the very first thing a firearms instructor worth his salt will tell you is "don't aim for the head". not only is it retarded because the head is a small, moving target that is objectively harder to hit than center mass, by aiming for the head you are also communicating that you are shooting to kill and not to defend yourself, which means that you will be instantly raped in court if you ever have to justify your shooting.

also this is just retarded in general. nobody aims for the head in a gun range because you'll damage the lines that hold up targets. it's okay to flip the paper target after decimating the center mass of it but there's no indication that's what happened here.

Everyone I've been talking to about guns have told me to stick with shooting center mass when it comes to humans. I think I'd rather trust them over some piggy on X. Patrick is the type of guy that would tell you to aim for the head while hunting.

 

[Markorian]

Honestly, even if Ham Theft Squatto turns out to be orchestrated by the pests, I can't be upset at them for it, it's fucking hilarious.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone stole his pesticide ridden Handy Man Pat built chairs and my ribs won't recover.

Oh somehow they set up the ad so someone would conveniently show up during a concert that the "stalkers" somehow psychically knew he was going to and "steal" two pieces of shit you'd usually pay someone to haul off.

I totally habeeb it.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

and doggam it fats don't call them "tiddies" use "tits" or at worst "titties" like a normal person, oh wait, you're a faggot trying to pretend to be interested in women.

Everyone I've been talking to about guns have told me to stick with shooting center mass when it comes to humans. I think I'd rather trust them over some piggy on X. Patrick is the type of guy that would tell you to aim for the head while hunting.

and i know it's the faggot target style, whatever, and you're too lazy to rehang, whatever. What you get drilled into you if you're not a fucking retard is don't make veiled threats to sound cool, and do not ever hang out with anyone who does that shit. If you post or are adjacent to people who post "stalker child gonna catch some fucking lead" or whatever faggot shit this idiot wrote, and get raped in court even in a justified shoot.

 

[Markorian]

Oh somehow they set up the ad so someone would conveniently show up during a concert that the "stalkers" somehow psychically knew he was going to and "steal" two pieces of shit you'd usually pay someone to haul off.

I totally habeeb it.

The biggest issue for me with actually believing it was the pests, more so than Pat's history of lies and falseflagging attempts, more so than requiring knowledge of Pat being out of the house, more so than Pat somehow knowing to immediately check fucking craigslist, is the simple fact that the post doesn't contain a single ona forum bit. There are dozens that could have been slipped in that the average normalfag browsing craigslist wouldn't get the reference and wouldn't seem completely out of place.

 

[W00K #17]

"Enjoy prison."

Has anyone ever actually been sent to prison because of Patrick?

I know the anser is no, of course, but it feels very, very odd to continously use that exact same phrase over and over and over again for years on end, if no one has ever been at actual risk of being sent to prison for trolling Patrick.
I mean, someday you kind of have to show receipts that your statement of the stalker children being sent to prison is a real thing, in order to give credence to the threat.

Patrick is genuinely retarded.

 

[AnOminous]

I think he's lying - but if it's real it feels like the type of prank we get from people who go after lolcows.

Not even Daniel Larson's or Cyraxx's pests are obsessed enough to haul off two incredibly bulky pieces of shit nobody would ever want to sit on. Even if it weren't for the ass cancer chemicals this treated wood he used contained, just sitting on this torture implement would give you cancer.

Also anyone that dumb is also too fat to haul off such ridiculous objects. If you were going to put that much effort into pestering Fatty, you'd haul even MORE shitty fatirondack chairs onto his property.

 

[Maude Snew]

The retarded fantasy I concocted while making a shitpost is more believable than anything Rick can come up with.

 

[DumbDude43]

whoever took the chairs, i expect them to make firewood out of them and tweet pictures of them burning in a barrel at rick

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

There are dozens that could have been slipped in that the average normalfag browsing craigslist wouldn't get the reference and wouldn't seem completely out of place.

and it would be archived, and probably appeared on reddit before fats tweeted about it

a bit that doesn't get a reaction isn't a bit at all

Also anyone that dumb is also too fat to haul off such ridiculous objects.

it also requires coordination and some capability to monitor the fat movements (I guess https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/ would work) to make sure he's not home, and even then it wouldn't add up, so much so that even fats knows he can't sell that version of the story, so he has this one.

more and more this smells to high heaven

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Not even Daniel Larson's or Cyraxx's pests are obsessed enough to haul off two incredibly bulky pieces of shit nobody would ever want to sit on. Even if it weren't for the ass cancer chemicals this treated wood he used contained, just sitting on this torture implement would give you cancer.

What if Fat left them in the front yard and the Milwaukee garbage department mistook them for trash?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Fat left them in the front yard and the Milwaukee garbage department mistook them for trash?

Mistook them? I think garbage companies usually charge extra for trash like that. You have to actually pay them. They won't get rid of trash like that for free.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Anyone do some ANALisis of that photo and vehicle and identify if it's fats and nikki wearing all black? Because I know when I go pick free shit off craigslist I always take my wife and we wear black ninja outfits and drive a black SUV.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

No, Child, that's just your delusions again. The police know I am not heading for prison, they know you are. Enjoy ymunkoke

Wrong again baby child. The police know all about your activities. Enjoy prison

 

[grapeshark77]

A random guy is destroying Pat on Threads. He's using ALL CAPS and probably drinking/crying.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

A random guy is destroying Pat on Threads. He's using ALL CAPS and probably drinking/crying.

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You can tell that Patrick never bothered to look up how to create an LLC that wont have your name on it. They guy is correct, that is a way for a streamer to protect themselves and it would work for Patrick (I believe it was the Acerthorn thread I mentioned this in passing), but as usual he thinks he knows everything and never has to do research. I hope his State asks for compensation for their court case. Stupid fuck is big mad for being told that he's too stupid to think on a new social media site.
That being said.
Why would someone take a selfie after getting a faggot haircut?

By the way, that PSTomlinson name he uses on Instagram and Threads is the same name he used for his hotmail account. Someone should see if he still has a his livejournal and Tumblr accounts that are tied to it.

Didn't know that r/kotakuinaction knew about Patrick seven years ago.

 

[Schpoots]

Pat doesn't want to be anonymized. He enjoys being the center of attention. Without the trolls he doesn't get to virtue signal. He just goes back to being some nobody writer.

 

[East_Clintwood]

A random guy is destroying Pat on Threads. He's using ALL CAPS and probably drinking/crying.

It's funny he mentions that a downside to moving would be the new cops not knowing what's going on thus allowing the swatting to start again, considering he's suing the current cops. Maybe moving somewhere with better cops might actually help if MPD is so fucking bad.