Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

"While Mr. Trump and I have our differences, we have both elected to wear steel toed boots to the debate. Neither of us consider Jack a constituent, and it's time to display our resolve." - Bo Jiden.

ML KNOCKOFFSTUFF

Gimp eye continues to die on camera.
Why does Jack care if the meat comes with 2 or 3 sides, he's not gonna eat em?
Itz inko de bajo Holy fuck, Jack has a different voice now.

Jack says to pause the video to read the menu, but even in 1080 it's a blurfest.
The menu is wet and gross.

Jack continues to make others eat to enhance the larp. It's so rude.
"all in agreeance. "
His fucking QR code is way too big.

Many fat fucks don't NEED the scooter, but will use one "for comfort". When my mom was in a boot from knee adjustment, fatties would GLARE at her in the walmart. How dare a thin person use the jabba floater!

 

[Tiresome]

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They're actually building the new house. I guess Jack might not die wedged into that tiny toilet alcove. Here's keeping an eye out for a smoker catching light to that deck/overhang and burning the wendigo away with cleansing fire.

 

[a terminal posture]

He's absolutely right-wing, but of the species that is nothing but a complete drain on civilization but somehow feels that they and only they are entitled to the societal teat and personally are better than every other parasite out there. They're not rare.

Jack is about as 'right wing' as some 80 IQ democrat-'voting' nigger is 'left wing'.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack is about as 'right wing' as some 80 IQ democrat-'voting' nigger is 'left wing'.

He's a typical hypocritical Evangelical Republican. Hates the poor, hates gays, thinks rich people shouldn't pay taxes, hates minorities, lazy as shit, believes every conspiracy in the world because he's a simpleton and pretends he's helping people by "praying" because he's a lazy fucker and it requires zero effort

 

[p1138]

They're actually building the new house. I guess Jack might not die wedged into that tiny toilet alcove. Here's keeping an eye out for a smoker catching light to that deck/overhang and burning the wendigo away with cleansing fire.

There has got to be some financial shenanigans going on somewhere. There's just no fucking way there isn't. Fatty, Jr., and Bri don't earn shit. Even with the sale of the previous house assuming they managed a downgrade to reduce cost that doesn't afford them an additional entire fucking house. If Fatty weren't a useless fuck he could have had some savings, 401k to withdraw from, etc. but he hasn't worked in what, 2 decades? Even if Bri's family provided a dowry, there's still just no fucking way any of this adds up especially once you include Fatty's medical expenses, their ridiculous food bills, the constant stream of money spent on smokers and grills and other dumb shit. And it's not like Fatty's side of the family had any money with his mother having to feed Fatty bags of turkey necks and shit.

Did they somehow manage to afford to move to TN and retain the CA house as a rental property? That's the only way this could possibly start to make any sense.

 

[ZipDisk]

They were tenants in CA.

 

[Dead Air]

Fatty might draw social security/disability? Not a ton of money but its something.

 

[desudesu]

There has got to be some financial shenanigans going on somewhere. There's just no fucking way there isn't. Fatty, Jr., and Bri don't earn shit. Even with the sale of the previous house assuming they managed a downgrade to reduce cost that doesn't afford them an additional entire fucking house. If Fatty weren't a useless fuck he could have had some savings, 401k to withdraw from, etc. but he hasn't worked in what, 2 decades? Even if Bri's family provided a dowry, there's still just no fucking way any of this adds up especially once you include Fatty's medical expenses, their ridiculous food bills, the constant stream of money spent on smokers and grills and other dumb shit. And it's not like Fatty's side of the family had any money with his mother having to feed Fatty bags of turkey necks and shit.

Did they somehow manage to afford to move to TN and retain the CA house as a rental property? That's the only way this could possibly start to make any sense.

Hammy's parents, Qarolyn and Donn, are the source of the Scalfatties' wealth. Hammy also sold the previous house at 157 Trail Ridge Dr to fund this whole new Scalfatty property and Studio shit at 103 Thomas Court.

 

[eatler]

Fatty might draw social security/disability? Not a ton of money but its something.

Could you imagine in the future when the SS money runs out how the government has to explain “yeah we used the cash dollerydoos on wars, stink ditches and Jack scalfani. The bright news is at least we know that Texas roadhouses steaks are (((gud))) from his super influential reviews”

 

[a terminal posture]

Fatty might draw social security/disability? Not a ton of money but its something.

You actually had to have had income for SSDI and he doesn't qualify for SSI.

From the government website:

Resources (things you own)
Less than $2,000 total if you are an individual.

Jack owns more than $2,000 in just grills and smokers so nope.

 

[Andoxico]

Fatty might draw social security/disability? Not a ton of money but its something.

AFAIK SSDI also has an income stipulation where you're not allowed to make more than a certain amount per month. Since he is married and Hammy and him are one in the eyes of the law, Hammy's income would disqualify him for disability

 

[p1138]

Hammy's parents, Qarolyn and Donn, are the source of the Scalfatties' wealth. Hammy also sold the previous house at 157 Trail Ridge Dr to fund this whole new Scalfatty property and Studio shit at 103 Thomas Court.

Yes, we know they sold the other TN house. Selling that house wouldn't generate enough cash to buy another plus build another on top of that, all while paying for Fatty's bills, the volume of food that family of lardasses eats, the constant mess of shit Fatty is ordering, etc.

If Tammy's parents are actually bankrolling the scalfani's, then they're dumber than Fatty himself. But have we seen any actual proof of that?

 

[densedance]

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Fatty might draw social security/disability? Not a ton of money but its something.

As long as he earned the work credits he'll qualify for SS. You only need about $7k of income per year in today's dollars to get the four credits per year, and only forty credits to qualify for SS benefits.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Yes, we know they sold the other TN house. Selling that house wouldn't generate enough cash to buy another plus build another on top of that, all while paying for Fatty's bills, the volume of food that family of lardasses eats, the constant mess of shit Fatty is ordering, etc.

If Tammy's parents are actually bankrolling the scalfani's, then they're dumber than Fatty himself. But have we seen any actual proof of that?

This is something I've wondered about for a while. You think about their medical bills, wasteful spending on his LARPing as a Youtuber, and usual day to day bills...combined with Tammy being laid off for a while and likely not making a reasonable, but not huge, amount anyway, Jack being a total deadbeat for DECADES, Jack Jr/Bri likely not contributing much...it feels like there has to be another source of income.

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack is both far left and far right.
Far right in terms of slop consumption.
Far left in terms of intelligence.
He's also rotound, botryoidal, shaped like a horseshoe.
He's fat and dumb.

Edit:
I guess I need to explain this shitty post?

This is a bell curve, the middle portion means average, one standard deviation above and below, to the right and to the left.
The two ends denote higher and lower than average.
Further to one end means a lot higher/lower than average.

Far right in terms of slop consumption.

This means his consumption of food is to the far right, which means he eats a lot of fucking food, way more than the average person.

Far left in terms of intelligence.

This means his intelligence is to the far left, which means he is very low intelligence compared to the average person.

Both of these statements are factually correct, if you think this has anything to do with politics, say hi to Jack who is to your right.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Hammy's parents, Qarolyn and Donn, are the source of the Scalfatties' wealth. Hammy also sold the previous house at 157 Trail Ridge Dr to fund this whole new Scalfatty property and Studio shit at 103 Thomas Court.

But the home needed to cover his medical bills for being in that nursing home for however many weeks. I don't care if Hammy has some kind of gold plated health insurance. It didn't cover everything and they owe a lot of money for his hospital stay.

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Another hot take from our smooth brained Fatty.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

Maybe she's banking on jacks health insurance paying everything off after the wendigo releases him.

 

[Bassomatic]

Aside income from Tam Hams parents I suspect they just don't pay a lot of bills. Probably as we saw most of the smokers gone they return goods despite no issue etc.

Really we don't need the poly sperging. End of the day they are just trash people willing to burn anyone to get what they want at that moment.

But since we touched on it I have to bring up my favorite moon landing joke.

The moon landing was fake! Government hired Stanley Kurbrik to film it. Problem was he demanded to fake it but shoot on location.

 

[Super Hans v2]

If Tammy's parents are actually bankrolling the scalfani's, then they're dumber than Fatty himself. But have we seen any actual proof of that?

Let's for arguments sake that they're not. What would be the other possibilities? Did they win the lottery and manage to both keep Jack's fat mouth shut about it and not piss it away like the white trash they are? Did TamHam embezzele a ton while she was a comptroller and manage to not get caught? Is there a bank still giving them loans when they should have been foreclosed a decade ago?