Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

"She was swatted, that's the one thing that IS true"
there's a very broad definition of swatting nowadays i guess. to me a swatting is a SWAT team kicking down your door and clearing the house, not getting a knock on the door and having a couple policemen search your shit after you answer

How does the underside of that fucking bus look, Lucas

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Keffals is streaming right now and it is nothing but a comedy of technical errors.

Lucas has fallen off. Even Bossmanjack pulls in more viewers.

 

[Josephine Knezevic]

Keffals is streaming right now and it is nothing but a comedy of technical errors.

Where is he streaming? He's streaming on Twitch.

@PS2 Nishiki

 

[Procrastinhater]

Keffals is streaming right now and it is nothing but a comedy of technical errors.

His streams were always disasters when he didn't have someone to run his shit for him, he's useless to begin with, he's a complete boomer with technology, and he's always zonked on benzo or some shit. Even at his peak his streams were often fuck ups.

 

[MarMar049]

Lucas has fallen off. Even Bossmanjack pulls in more viewers.
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God he is so fucking BORING, how does this retard have an audience?

 

[Cascade]

Now we play "Guess what the contents of his stream will probably have"
Addressing his shitty behavior?
Fart porn resurgence?
Deflection and using his faggot identity to shield himself from any and all responsibility?
Going offline forever and coking out?

All wrong. He's playing Hearhstone.

 

[truffle frog]

All wrong. He's playing Hearhstone.

Pretending his shitty house of cards isn't falling down him

 

[TV's Adam West]

Lucas has fallen off. Even Bossmanjack pulls in more viewers.
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WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING
RATS BTFO

 

[Londo]

Lucas has fallen off. Even Bossmanjack pulls in more viewers.
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Tf you mean BOY, BMJ is the KING of content and the KING of your MOM.

I've been trying to watch this. It's so fucking boring. Why do people choose to watch this? Brainrot.

 

[Thief of Tables]

Keffals is planning to go live today and is recruiting additional jannies to ban people who call him a groomer.


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He started streaming on a Thursday at 8AM EST/7AM CST and he doesn't have any mods cause they're all SLEEPING, not WORKING.

Not at all surprised Keffals mods are all unemployed losers

 

[Jew-ish]

Tf you mean BOY, BMJ is the KING of content and the KING of your MOM.

I've been trying to watch this. It's so fucking boring. Why do people choose to watch this? Brainrot.

It's likely 4 discord trannies, 4 future victims, and 50 kiwifarmers clipping for archives

People with jobs who contribute to society and spend their spare time meaningfully don't have time for this shit (except the kiwi bros, you're good goy in my book)

 

[Londo]

It's likely 4 discord trannies, 4 future victims, and 50 kiwifarmers clipping for archives

People with jobs who contribute to society and spend their spare time meaningfully don't have time for this shit (except the kiwi bros, you're good goy in my book)

It always amazes me how these people pull in audiences with this type of content. The bar of those people who are actually watching for watching's sake must be so low. Even hate watching this shit to clip is grating.

 

[Caligura]

God he is so fucking BORING, how does this retard have an audience?

You can say that to like 80% of the streamer lolcows we have so far.

 

[Golden Boy]

He's sitting there playing heartstone with the sound on, chewing on cud, looking like he hasn't showered for days. Mersh is less disgusting than this, shame on you.

 

[Looney Troons]

Keffals looks exactly like the kind of degenerate you’d imagine would be streaming in the early morning to an audience of no one but Kiwi Farms members

Haha

 

[Brutality]

Lucas has fallen off. Even Bossmanjack pulls in more viewers.
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SAD! PATHETIC!

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Lucas is going to suffer the worst kind of fate for him. He's going to fade into irrelevancy, nobody is going to care or feel anything about him and he will lose more and more people until he has nothing. And for an attention whore like Keffals that alone might be enough for him to want to end it. He might try to blame KF like all these spineless troons have, but every time he looks in the mirror he will know that he did all of this to himself and be reminded that it was his own actions that ruined everything. His actions won't be forgotten so there won't be a chance of a comeback, but nobody is going to care enough to let him try again.

 

[The Color Of Money]

Put Keffals in a rocket send the IT to space before the clown gets to another hiding place as the moon will always phase trickery and deceit upon me will be your last game your last song and your last breath you take because in space nobody hears you as I will be the last thing you see trickery upon me Keffals will be your last dance in the moon lit stars In deed.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

The stream is just him playing Hearthstone in complete silence with no sound making odd faces and looking less passing than ever. Why does he have a mic in his face if he isn't speaking?

 

[Balr0g]

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The stream is just him playing Hearthstone in complete silence with no sound making odd faces and looking less passing than ever. Why does he have a mic in his face if he isn't speaking?

What a manly face