"Zero Punctuation" and "Dev Diary" by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw - The only thing worth watching on The Escapist

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Two more indie titles as of last week--Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom & Phantom Fury. It really is the same as Zero Punctuation, in addition to the latest releases (except this time a month late) with the odd retro review, he does an indie two-header.

Based on the reviews of the mainstream stuff, the writing quality isn't significantly better, it's not like Passing Wind let him really unleash some sort of repressed talent or free him from the San Francisco mind virus...at the same time, the indie reviews is where the better stuff comes out, if he didn't spend less than two minutes on each game. With the mainstream stuff he feels obliged to do it yet gives a pre-packaged statement, with the indie stuff there's more obscure stuff and can give his honest opinion. Sure, his taste lines up with the soycore crowd, but at least it feels authentic at times.
 
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Guy who hates multiplayer games, gonna talk about a multiplayer game. Jeez...wonder how that's gonna go.
 
It's clear that there was a lot of dissatisfaction at the Escapist with the annoying monetization attempts and all that, but resigning over the firing of Nick Calandra seemed to be a knee-jerk reaction, without any negotiations, deals, or conviction. He can posture about what a noble goal that is but in real life you're a spiteful little worm and a liability to anyone who hires you in the future.
Firstly it wasn't a knee-jerk reaction, they had an inkling Nick was going to be fired a while before it actually happened. Secondly, he doesn't really need to be hired by anybody else, that's the whole point. The Escapist was a sinking ship, Yahtzee was carrying it on his back. Yahtzee would have been much more profitable if he'd gone independent years ago, but he stuck with The Escapist out of loyalty. Thirdly, Gamurs are the ones who look unprofessional in this situation, not Yahtzee, Nick or anyone who resigned in solidarity with Nick.

Gamurs are an out-of-touch corporate entity with poor business acumen (they thought buying The Mary Sue was a good investment, for fuck's sake) who came in and started making demands on the existing team that were just completely unreasonable. This isn't 2004 any more. They wanted to get blood out of a stone, the market share for the business just isn't there any more, there are very few avenues for growth. The best they can do is what the existing team were doing, which was putting out a consistent product and maintaining a loyal fanbase. Gamurs came in, pissed all over that and fired Nick, which is actually interfering with Yahtzee's ability to effectively do his job. So he quit. He was right to do so.
which he almost certainly didn't.
Are you privy to all their communications? Because Nick and Yahtzee certainly discussed getting the ZP rights back from Gamurs. Gamurs suggested they wanted an exorbitant fee for the property, even though they have no plans to do anything with the property, can't really do anything with the property, and Yahtzee fucking created it in the first place.
I dont think he enjoys it, so much is the only shit he can do
He can and does do other things. He does a weekly review show because it's easy work that pays him stable money
who sucks at everything else he dipped his fingers into (his games are "okay" at best, his gaming bar flopped hard, his Game Damage show didnt get passed the pilot and was so bad no TV chanell wanted to pick it up, his books are also mostly "meh"), so this shit is only thing he has left.
Considering the massive mounds of shit that's out there, his games merely being 'okay' is decent enough praise, bars and restaurants are generally massive moneyholes that are difficult for most people to pull off successfully (this is why shows like Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares are so popular), who the fuck needs a gaming TV show when YouTube and Twitch exist and as for his books, regardless of what you think of them, he's had six novels published by a legitimate publisher, that's more than most get. St Martin's Press is already deeply regretting publishing Lindsay Ellis' Starscream trash fic, for example.
He was also considered for a position at Valve, wrote a draft of the script for Did Not Finish and wrote dialogue for Watch Dogs: Legion
That's hardly failing at everything else he's ever tried.
 
He was also considered for a position at Valve, wrote a draft of the script for Did Not Finish and wrote dialogue for Watch Dogs: Legion
Gonna need proof with the Valve thing, an I wouldn't say writing dialogue for Watch Dogs: Legion is a positive thing, because people critiqued said dialogue as "Written by someone who never even set foot on English soil"
 
Gonna need proof with the Valve thing
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Yahtzee visits Valve (Archive)

And he mentioned at least a couple of times on Let's Drown Out that he interviewed for a position. I can't remember specific episodes
an I wouldn't say writing dialogue for Watch Dogs: Legion is a positive thing, because people critiqued said dialogue as "Written by someone who never even set foot on English soil"
he said in a slightly something else podcast that he didnt technically write dialogue, he punched it up.
He punched up the dialogue for the support NPC (I think it was called Bagley)
 
He addresses the controversy I guess? his review is so late that I forgot there was a controversy lol. His take on the story is as expected. Just boils down to "errm anime cliches am i right?"

 
So... since the dust has settled with the Escapist thing... what is there left to do here?

I mean, sure, we can nitpick his reviews, but that essentially boils down to us doing the exact same shit he's doing, the difference is just he subject.
 
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