Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Is it really that weird that a guy who got his dick inverted as a teenager to satisfy a fetish and who takes physiology-damaging drugs might have some problems with considering the long term consequences of his actions?

He didn't consider the long-term consequences of filming The Queen's Fart Throne.

 

[ComStar]

He clearly blew it all on expensive and rare serbian cheeses. Its just like this, except replace the eggs with wheels of cheese

I'll tell you when i've had enough

Great, now i have the mental image of Null stumbling out of a cab and trying to pronounce Daj mi još sira, mater ti jebem!

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Fun fact, this thread has more views than both of Lucas' shitty YouTube channels combined, therefore, I have always wanted to ratio Lucas Roberts.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He didn't consider the long-term consequences of filming The Queen's Fart Throne.

Needless to say, it stays up.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Needless to say, it stays up.

Who could have guessed that the whole Fart Throne thing would be one of the LESSER controversies this retard has been a part of

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Seriously what the fuck possessed a man with as much dirt and shady shit as him, and with so much personal baggage, to ever decide going to war with the fucking Kiwi Farms was a good idea?

Sheer and absolute arrogance. He's been protected by the troon teflon for so long that he took it for granted.
Lucas, prepare to be as relevant as Morgane Oger. Enjoy your new career at Tim Horton's.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

It's funny that null can pull way more viewers on platforms that people will look for his stream than keffals gets on his main platform supported by the platform.



How does it feel to be such a winner Lucas.

 

[FinnSven]

Sheer and absolute arrogance. He's been protected by the troon teflon for so long that he took it for granted.
Lucas, prepare to be as relevant as Morgane Oger. Enjoy your new career at Tim Horton's.

Let’s be honest. He isn’t capable of working for anyone else.
Even if he wanted to, he wouldn’t be able to stop himself being a constant problem or disruptive force at any kind of workplace, especially a minimum wage service industry job where nearly every employee is expected to be polite and courteous to customers at all times.
Plus he would become horribly unpopular with co-workers and managers very quickly.

Unless you mean by Tim Hortons, he is going to resort to becoming a Randy Bo Bandy and suck cock for cheeseburgers around the back of Tim Hortons until a miserable alcoholic Trailer Park
supervisor falls in love with him and promotes him to assistant trailer park supervisor.

He is certainly fat enough, plus he won’t run into trouble with any residents by accidentally fathering children with their on off girlfriends.

 

[mindlessobserver]

So we taking bets on whether or not Wikipedia will edit the part of their article on the forum dealing with Keffals? I bet big money they won't.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Lucas said he made himself the "lightning rod" to make us look vicious. Guess who gut burned by the lightning? What he does not realize is that due to his "internet fame" not only us Kiwis who like to laugh at the online clowns but also normies got a glance of him. And when there is something fishy going on (like misusing a 100k donation package for drugs and travel costs) someone will ask questions (it's just too bad that none of us can just come out and say "Look at all this evidence". Probably because we would lace it with vitriol). What did Lucas think would happen? "Oh you are so stunning and brave we believe everything you say?" Lucas was nothing more then the fall guy while the real menace No dong does what he does. I hope someone deep dives this brick face next, especially his translife scam and the ra... *cough* "consent accidents"

If I were a prominent troon with skeletons not-too-well-hidden in the closet, I’d definitely be looking over my shoulder right now. Keffals has set a precedent. Maybe we’re not at TTD yet, but there’s a lot of grifters, scammers, groomers, abusers, pedos and rapists in the trans community who have only been protected by the troon shield thus far.

Keffals is planning to go live today and is recruiting additional jannies to ban people who call him a groomer.

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Lying is naughty, Luke.

 

[Musashi's Son]

You still winning son?

EDIT:

 

[Big moth tiddies]

I don't really play this kind of stuff, is that game any good?

Someone I knew got addicted for awhile. Apparently he quit after he realized all he was doing was buying cards, then looking up optimal decks online.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You know what's the funny part to me about all of this?

His father gave him the money to do so on his death bed.

Instead of doing literally anything else with the money his father gave him, he gives the money to some questionable doctors in Thailand, cuts his wiener off, and defrauds a bunch of people only to fuck everything up even more

Me: Decide to take my daughter and her girlfriend to see some anime shit I zero interest in for probably two hours. I don't know, never bothered to check the run time.
Keffels father on his deathbed: "Here son, have some money so you can cut your balls off"
And there are users here who say I'm a bad father. At the very least he could have called his son a faggot so he could have had at least one redeeming quality to his name before he died of ass cancer.

 

[Captain Manning]

So we taking bets on whether or not Wikipedia will edit the part of their article on the forum dealing with Keffals? I bet big money they won't.

Liz Fong Ching Chong Ding Dong will never allow it to happen.

That's the scarry and sad thing in all this. Keffals is like a B-list villain compared to Dong Gone. A battle has been won, but the war very much continues.

 

[Balr0g]

We need a Kiwi Wiki for the freaking clown show that has been documented here on the site.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

We need a Kiwi Wiki for the freaking clown show that has been documented here on the site.

Technically each thread op is the wiki.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Someone I knew got addicted for awhile. Apparently he quit after he realized all he was doing was buying cards, then looking up optimal decks online.

It's nice to know that the dipshit picked a game designed to both be addictive and cost him money. Excellent career move, Keffals. Might I recommend WWE Champions next?

 

[Balr0g]

It's nice to know that the dipshit picked a game is designed to both be addictive and cost him money. Excellent career move, Keffals. Might I recommend WWE Champions next?

He should ask DSP for tips (not not THAT tips) when it comes to mobile games

 

[BlueCandles]

While still a tremendous victory to see public opinion turn on him at long last, I won’t truly be able to rest easy until the same happens with Dong Gone.

Keffals was the bullet, but he was the gun. And he’s just waiting for the next ammunition to load up.

 

[Punished Neco]

Keffals mod KeffalsMemes/Velvet came out with a hot take the other day

This screenshot is great but... it feels like it's missing something, I just can't put my finger on it...

Spoiler: It

Ah yes.... Perfection!