Let's Settle This: Tits or Ass?

[Just A Butt]

chat has strong opinions about titties

 

[Anti Snigger]

Good ass makes up for no tits
Good tits cannot make up for no ass
Realistically though, if they don't have a good personality, it's all for naught

 

[p0e]

thighs

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

LOVE NIGGERASS

 

[Spud]

I prefer my women intact and not as abstract body parts.

 

[Just A Butt]

I prefer my women intact and not as abstract body parts.

well now we know who is the most fun at parties
eta: lol

 

[Spud]

well now we know who is the most fun at parties

I bring the best coke around, just take care around the bubbles.

 

[dick brain]

 

[Crex Crex]

Feet.

 

[Meat Target]

One set of organs is close to the heart and dispenses nutritious milk for your offspring.

The other dispenses shit.

 

[rel=alternate]

Even assuming that we would agree on a consensus, people would probably disagree on what they actually like about either body part.

Let's make it simple for everyone and just agree to disagree.

Spoiler: TMI

I am more attracted to ass personally. Not like it has to be big, but "hold itself", not sure how to explain it. Some kind of muscle going on.

For tits, I found that whatever girl I like, I end up liking it regardless. For a while I thought I like smaller, because I was mostly with women who fit that criteria. Then I met a girl who was significantly bigger chested, and realized I just don't care that much, they both look great to me.

 

[gagabobo1997]

armpits

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It's tits and I'm tired of you closeted faggot butt-homos pretending it's not. If you have anything under C cups, you're legally declared a boy and might as well poon out. But fine, you want to know WHY boobs win?

I can go up to my wife, squeeze her breasts and get milk for my morning cereal.

I can take her multiple bottles of thick milk, pour it into a bucket, and make yogurt from it.

I can take the thinner milk, mix it with creamer and make breast milk ice cream.

It even comes in different colors sometimes. (Yes men, it changes colors. Google it.)

Can an ass do any of that? Can an ass make ice cream? I think not. Breasts are a wonderful marvel and one of the best things about the female body.

Edit: Also the irony of a user named "Just a Butt" asking this question is not lost on me.

 

[soda pimp]

If you like tits you're straight. If you like ass you're gay. Simple as.

 

[dick brain]

If you like tits you're white or asian. If you like ass you're brown. Simple as.

Fixed.

 

[Just A Butt]

Edit: Also the irony of a user named "Meat Target" asking this question is not lost on me.

who?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

who?

Fixed.

 

[Just A Butt]

Fixed.

lame

 

[Stewie Seagull]

For me, if I'm not looking at her face, I'll look at her tummy (female belly is underrated, they should stop hiding it and the combo waist curve + navel + womb/under part of belly is the most feminine and sexiest thing in the world)

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Clit