Let's Settle This: Tits or Ass?

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Just A Butt

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chat has strong opinions about titties
 
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Height and size, that’s the defying factor which determines the better womanly feature from those two. But in all honesty I’ll have to go with ass cause it promotes bigger thighs, and those promote a stronger kick.

 
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Ass can be developed with work and doing so fixes your posture. Tits grow purely from genetics and just exist to cause unwarranted self importance in youth and back pain by middle age.
 
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Optavia Sales Rep said:
Not a single anime coomer has posted the Prison School ass man monologue yet?

Shameful.
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Nah let's get something better.

I said man, he got an ass on him. Thunder bolt on his back. So I tell his friend I said look, you owe me fiteen hunnerd. That dude you just came in, you be kickin it wit?

I said I want it.

"Maaaan, he ain't like that man."

I said look - introduce me, say some good stuff about me, I tell you what to say, get him to borrow some shit from me. Get him to borrow a lot from me, and leave the rest up to me, and you won't owe me shit.

So he took his best friend from off the street, put him right in my lap.

GOOD ASS, BOY. I'm talkin about it was so good. I held him.

See, I felt bad about that one, because I shot so much in him, I got was worried if I got him pregnant.
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lmao this guy has to be fucking hamming it up
 
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Napoleon III said:
I'll say this
Boobs is a weird Freudian thing.
Butts are a fertility thing.

Boob countries tend to have lower fertility rates than Butt countries.


With these facts and logic we can conclusively say ASS is better.
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This is reductionist. Ass countries have higher fertility rates and are uncivilized. South and Central America, Africa, the middle east -- they're exactly the people you don't want more of. Meanwhile, what do breast countries have in common? Europe, Asia, and the rest of the anglosphere? They're hotbeds of civilization, technological advancement and economic prosperity -- probably because they're discerning about whether or not to breed and how to allocate resources instead of polluting the world with offspring indiscriminately like fucking animals. The notable exception being India, which I'm attributing to either A) westaboo obsession with Britain B) worshipping milk or C) the fact that all the asses have shit on them.

I have further thoughts on this, a loose hypothesis. The general consensus in human behavioral biology, at least back when it was allowed to be discussed in an academic setting, is that mankind is in the process of evolving from a tournament species (nonmonogamous, unbalanced ratio of sexes, high intrasexual competition, dominant males breed with multiple partners, males don't take part in raising offspring, high violence) to a pair bonding species (monogamous, balanced ratio of sexes, comparatively low intrasexual competition, both parents raise offspring, low violence). Given that hypothesis, I think it's fairly obvious which countries are the vanguard of this evolution (interestingly signs point to Asia being farther along since one of the hallmarks of tournament species is sexual dimorphism, i.e. visible differences between sexes, and... I mean come on, just look at 'em). I posit that the correlation between tit men and civilized society isn't coincidental, rather it's a symptom of this evolutionary shift from literal monkeys to a species that raises our fucking kids.

In short, you're a nigger.
 
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I mean, if KF weren't full of incels you'd realize that when you have the sex you get both
 
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