Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It's been said before, but he couldn't stop cold turkey without doing it in a medical facility. I used to believe alcoholics could just stop cold turkey, but it's really dangerous. That's why, during COVID, a lot of bars and liquor stores stayed open, because people would actually die without it. Not an excuse for drinking, but he kinda has to at this point. I can only imagine the agony he's in all the time. Even if he wanted to stop, he can't.
You'd be surprised, it's a very low % that develop severe withdrawal or DTs. It's more of a precaution because nobody knows for certain what the withdrawal will look like.

I don't think Cobra would have any serious withdrawals if he stopped, he just has no desire to whatsoever.
 
"I didn't know extra meat was going to mean extra meat." :story:

Poor guy is used to the fast food places he normally doordashes not fulfilling his insane add on requests. Better not be getting what you paid for, boy!
It's not his fault he requested extra bacon in the order notes without paying for it, trole.
 
Completely unprompted out of nowhere
“We’re doing good we’re just in the process of the taking care of things and I ain’t gonna discuss details cause it’s none of y’alls business”
Okay so what obstacles is he facing that’s causing issues

I love when Cobes has something on his mind that’s bothering him that he doesn’t want people to know about and instead of just not mentioning anything about it he brings it up. Then he goes in vaguely about how he’s not gonna talk about whatever is going on. Like the only reason why people figure out some shit is going down is because you mention how everything is fine and you’re not gonna talk about it
 
what obstacles is he facing that’s causing issues
I was wondering if Clint is making him pay for a security deposit and stuff on his own and it's taking a while to save up. Honestly it's kind of Clint to let Cobra crash there and even have a Guinness in between Boglim dens. I know folks give Puffynips a bad rap, but I know a lot of people who wouldn't let their grown kid crash with them.
 
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Also, look how shocked I am she's a Gemini
I'm shocked she's not a Scorpio, Every single one I've ever met is a coked out asshole with personality disorders.

Okay so what obstacles is he facing that’s causing issues
I think his father is being very, very careful in how he approaches getting Cobra a place. He's dropping a lot of money on this presumably and there are some considerations to make so the investment doesn't blow up in his face somewhere down the line. Somewhere out of the way so there's no neighbors to upset but not too out of the way so that he's stranded, somewhere he can feasibly drive to regularly to do maintenance because Cobra sure as fuck isn't, stuff like that.

His dad wanted him out of the house so that Cobra was no longer a headache and...Cobra out of the house has become a headache. I have a feeling that he wants Cobra out permanently this time and now that he has control, he probably wants to put some effort into making that a reality without any of the previous mistakes repeated.
 
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