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Thoughts on this thing? It's 9$ on aliexpress and I am debating whether if I'm bored enough to buy it
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hell in april said:
Thoughts on this thing? It's 9$ on aliexpress and I am debating whether if I'm bored enough to buy it
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That's going to be a bugger to clean unless you use it with a condom, which would defeat the purpose of the thorns.

And at only $9 it's probably made of cheap toxic plastic so I doubt it's dishwasher safe.
 
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stupid fufu said:
why does this thread exist
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The fuck you talking about this is one of the funniest off-topic threads on the site. Goofy niggers sticking their dicks in boxes that are hooked up to computers and people contemplating buying eldritch horror dildos made out of God-knows-what kind of recycled plastics from God-knows-where.

Imagine some Chinese woman sneaking away from the assembly line with one of these, getting caught in the bathroom five minutes later, and fighting her way outta the factory, beating security guards off of her and then taking the manager's eye out with a crazy kung-fu throw. And you know he's gonna pick it up and gnaw on it for the rest of the day because he ran out of cigarettes 6 hours into his 15-hour shift.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Tax: No, I'm not gonna dox my hand or the Mexican barista from the cafe around the way.
 
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Spitz said:
The fuck you talking about this is one of the funniest off-topic threads on the site. Goofy niggers sticking their dicks in boxes that are hooked up to computers and people contemplating buying eldritch horror dildos made out of God-knows-what kind of recycled plastics from God-knows-where.

Imagine some Chinese woman sneaking away from the assembly line with one of these, getting caught in the bathroom five minutes later, and fighting her way outta the factory, beating security guards off of her and then taking the manager's eye out with a crazy kung-fu throw. And you know he's gonna pick it up and gnaw on it for the rest of the day because he ran out of cigarettes 6 hours into his 15-hour shift.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Tax: No, I'm not gonna dox my hand or the Mexican barista from the cafe around the way.
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Dafuq?
 
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i've considered 3d printed sex toys but I have a feeling the porous surface would make them prone to getting nasty and super soft materials are hard to print
i think some people print them, make molds, then make it in silicon but thats alot of work
i could see printed parts being used in elaborate bondage devices or diy vibrators or something but i'm not particularly interested in that

edit: also of course @Vingle participated in this thread
 
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i've considered 3d printed sex toys but I have a feeling the porous surface would make them prone to getting nasty and super soft materials are hard to print
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Yes, it's not recommended to use 3D printing for things like that, similar to anything that might be used with food.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
Have you considered taking her to a brick-and-mortar store, somewhere customer-friendly where you can squeeze the samples? Not somewhere sketchy with the masturbation booths but something more like a Castle, so you can look at actual physical items and get ideas, overpay for something right there, then use your knowledge to make subsequent purchases online.
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I might end up doing this, if either of us can manage to psych ourselves up enough to go into one lol, I promise you if we do end up getting one I'll take a pic of it with googly eyes for you
 
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1488oniichan said:
I might end up doing this, if either of us can manage to psych ourselves up enough to go into one lol,
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I don't know your area, but if you don't have a lingerie place that advertises in the back of the alternative weekly about how inclusive it is, look for store reviews on Yelp. The category is "adult shops," and the kind of men who enjoy jerkoff booths are not shy about leaving detailed reviews.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
I don't know your area, but if you don't have a lingerie place that advertises in the back of the alternative weekly about how inclusive it is, look for store reviews on Yelp. The category is "adult shops," and the kind of men who enjoy jerkoff booths are not shy about leaving detailed reviews.
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Will do, thank you for the advice!
 
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What's you guys' opinion on sex dolls? I am looking to upgrade from a disembodied appendage to a full body.

Edit: Before anyone tell me to get laid with a real person. No I will not participate in hookup culture.
 
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