Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[David Kirk Ginder]

You know when a month ago Chibi made a facebook post with some inspirational or uplifting message? The kind of post a middle age unmarried woman would make, even though he's not a woman.

Well now, Adam "not a woman" White wants to be a therapist. You know what they say about women with mental issues who study to become therapists so they can solve their mental problems.

 

[Butwhythough2]

He went from sped speed runner working one day a week at a grocery store, to getting a(n) usless video game developer degree, to being fat Roxas, to salary man, to wannabe English teacher in Japan, now he wants to be a therapist. I would call Chibi a jack of all trades, yet master of none but to be a jack of all trades he'd have to be good at some of them. How far along will he get in this new endeavor and what do you think he will want to be next?

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

He went from sped speed runner working one day a week at a grocery store, to getting a(n) usless video game developer degree, to being fat Roxas, to salary man, to wannabe English teacher in Japan, now he wants to be a therapist. I would call Chibi a jack of all trades, yet master of none but to be a jack of all trades he'd have to be good at some of them. How far along will he get in this new endeavor and what do you think he will want to be next?

His next form is the master of jack(shit).

 

[Team TERF]

"Adam becomes a therapist and loses his license in less than a year for trying to fuck clients" would be a fantastic arc. Go get that psych degree, Cheebs. I believe in you!

 

[niggers]

Wait so did he already fail the teaching in Japan thing? I was legitimately looking forward to cheebs being stuck in an extremely hierarchical society with strict expectations, sounded like a hilarious set up.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Usually it’s women who’s life is a dumpster fire that aspire to be and become “life coaches”. There are zero requirements to be one in most states so he would fit in doing that bs pretend therapist job.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Usually it’s women who’s life is a dumpster fire that aspire to be and become “life coaches”. There are zero requirements to be one in most states so he would fit in doing that bs pretend therapist job.

I know a guy who, in his mid 20s suddenly started to try and do a life/business coaching gig. Issue was, he was DEAD broke with ZERO experience in business, had bounced around between a bunch of basically dead end/manual labor jobs, and then would cycle through various MLMs as a "side hustle". Literally the last person on earth who should have been trying to teach other people how to be successful in business, and I think of him everytime one of these cows announces plans to become a teacher/therapist/life coach.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Wait so did he already fail the teaching in Japan thing? I was legitimately looking forward to cheebs being stuck in an extremely hierarchical society with strict expectations, sounded like a hilarious set up.

The position he got an offer for was in a little inaka, not a sprawling Tokyo apartment with Yakuza-tier opulence where he could crush all the pussy he would no doubt attract as the cool new hakujin, so he lost interest.

 

[Snakebottom]

Chibi wants to be a therapist now. Therapist arc?

Are you friends with him? I can’t see this post

 

[Sebastian Bacchus]

I finally finished reading 700+ pages of this unfiltered, weapons-grade autism just for the thread to end on a birth of a new arc. God bless Chibi, may he entertain us forevermore.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Adam, I'm all for you being a therapist. I'm pretty sure you could go down the life coach path. Become the new coach red pill, I hear the position opened up. It's early enough where it's still relevant but it's late enough where the joke isn't in bad taste lol

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

You know when a month ago Chibi made a facebook post with some inspirational or uplifting message? The kind of post a middle age unmarried woman would make, even though he's not a woman.

Well now, Adam "not a woman" White wants to be a therapist. You know what they say about women with mental issues who study to become therapists so they can solve their mental problems.

Chibi is a man of many hats.
A phone plan salesman.
An English teacher in Japan.
A cosplaying genius.
A Twitch streamer with many admiring fans.
And now a therapist.

Adam, asking you to be a therapist is like asking Steven Hawkings to teach Aerobics. I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself yet. God speed though champ.

 

[Carnivorous Plant]

Chibi wants to be a therapist now. Therapist arc?

Well.. after years of preying on teenagers with personality disorders there's probably some skill transfer.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Chibi can't be a therapist, he's a fucked up weirdo who preys on underage girls. He should be a politician or just go back to being a speedrunner.

 

[Retard Jotaro]

Ah yes, the man who cheated his way through a scam game design degree, is now suddenly capable of going through at least 4 years of university and more if he wants to be an actual psychologist.

Dr Cheebs in the house!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The position he got an offer for was in a little inaka, not a sprawling Tokyo apartment with Yakuza-tier opulence where he could crush all the pussy he would no doubt attract as the cool new hakujin, so he lost interest.

And that's the really funny part because sure while it might be a little lonely those little inaka towns are where you can find the real Japan. But he's not interested in that. No. He wanted Tokyo or Osaka or some big city where he could cosplay and there was weeb shit all over the place.

There are zero requirements to be one in most states so he would fit in doing that bs pretend therapist job.

And that's perfect for him. He has no actual skills, no training, no real clue as to what's going on but he's all about the next big larp and that would be it. Seriously he could brand himself as a life coach and try to give people advice online.

Of course he couldn't keep it up for long

 

[shoashuffle]

And that's the really funny part because sure while it might be a little lonely those little inaka towns are where you can find the real Japan. But he's not interested in that. No. He wanted Tokyo or Osaka or some big city where he could cosplay and there was weeb shit all over the place.


And that's perfect for him. He has no actual skills, no training, no real clue as to what's going on but he's all about the next big larp and that would be it. Seriously he could brand himself as a life coach and try to give people advice online.

Of course he couldn't keep it up for long

Chibi is too autistic for osaka.

 

[Whaler]

Chibi is too autistic for osaka.

You mean in general, right?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Chibi can't be a therapist, he's a fucked up weirdo who preys on underage girls. He should be a politician or just go back to being a speedrunner.

I am surprised he still didn't play Roblox. Well, unless he does it secretly for all the wrong reasons.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

And that's the really funny part because sure while it might be a little lonely those little inaka towns are where you can find the real Japan. But he's not interested in that. No. He wanted Tokyo or Osaka or some big city where he could cosplay and there was weeb shit all over the place.

Yeah, exactly. You get to actually experience the culture outside of being a corpo scum drudge, with the added benefit of the beautiful surroundings.

Something tells me even Akihabara, the Mecca of greasy weirdos would shun him.