US 'Baby Girl, Don't Even Play!': Waffle House Chaos Ensues In Fiery Congressional Catfight

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/waffle-house-chaos-ensues-fiery-house-catfight

A heated catfight broke out Thursday evening during a House Oversight Committee hearing, during which Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) asked if any of the Democrats present were employing the daughter of Trump Judge Juan Merchan - whose progressive political consulting firm has represented VP Kamala Harris, Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) and other liberals.

The committee was considering whether Attorney General Merrick Garland should be held in contempt of Congress for his refusal to turn over recordings of President Joe Biden's interview with special counsel Robert Hur - which the White House exercised executive privilege over earlier this week - when Greene asked the Democrats about Merchan's daughter.

"I’d like to know if any of the Democrats on this committee are employing Judge Merchan’s daughter," Greene asked.

"Please tell me what that has to do with Merrick Garland," shot back Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-MO).

"Oh, Goldman, that’s right. He’s advising," Greene said, ignoring Crockett.

"Do you know what we’re here for?" Crockett said back, adding "You know we’re here for AG."

To which Green said "I don’t think you know what you’re here for ... I think your fake eyelashes are messing up what you’re reading."

This triggered Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), who moved to take down Greene's words, saying "That is absolutely unacceptable. How dare you attack the physical appearance of another person."

"Are your feelings hurt?" replied Greene.

To which ACO exclaimed "Remove her words down."

"Aww," Greene responded.

"Oh girl, baby girl," AOC shot back. "Don't even play."

Following a brief recess, Crockett called a point of order and asked House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-KY) if Greene's behavior was ok.

"I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling," said Crockett. "If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach-blond, bad-built, butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?"

At this point Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-FL) jumped into the fray, demanding Crockett's words be removed - to which Crockett exploded into a verbal tirade against Luna, shouting and using profanity.

"Calm down, please calm down," said Luna. "You're out of control!"

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The 19th Amendment was a mistake

 

[draggs]

The 19th Amendment was a mistake

I came away with the opposite conclusion thanks to this video. But women could run for Congress before the 19th Amendment anyway

Are you not entertained

 

[tehpope]

Are you not entertained

I'm not. This is catty high school mean girls shit. If they want to entertain me, make it into pro wrestling. Have different stables, throw things at each other. Suplex a mofo. at least make it like British parliament with hollering and whooping.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Accurate summary of the situation:

 

[fresh pair of socks]

If Married with Children taught me anything about women, it's that if you put a bunch of women together, their cycles sync up. This whole thing will blow over in about a week.

 

[draggs]

I'm not. This is catty high school mean girls shit. If they want to entertain me, make it into pro wrestling. Have different stables, throw things at each other. Suplex a mofo.

That's Comer's fault. He should have immediately ordered the expulsion of all three women from the Committee chamber until they could comport themselves like adults. Then you probably would have got a little RASSLIN

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

and people act like I'm the crazy one when I do not recognize the authority of the federal government and do not take any of their proclamations all that seriously.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

If Married with Children taught me anything about women, it's that if you put a bunch of women together, their cycles sync up. This whole thing will blow over in about a week.

Now I'm imagining my favorite big booty latina with a peggy bundy hairdo and one of her bright colored bodysuits.

(Bud would be played by Desantis maybe)

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Headline misleading. Did not involve Waffle House. 0/10.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Accurate summary of the situation:

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That's not right.

There were 3 of them.

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm not. This is catty high school mean girls shit. If they want to entertain me, make it into pro wrestling. Have different stables, throw things at each other. Suplex a mofo. at least make it like British parliament with hollering and whooping.

I expected an actual fight at a Waffle House. I'm disappointed.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That's not right.

There were 3 of them.

Very good point. Unless they're so retarded each of them is worth about 1.5 standard tards, that is.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I really want to hate Greene, but she’s a retard who does something funny like 3/4 of the time.

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm not. This is catty high school mean girls shit. If they want to entertain me, make it into pro wrestling. Have different stables, throw things at each other. Suplex a mofo. at least make it like British parliament with hollering and whooping.

Or this:

 

[Molly Millions]

I just want everyone to know that this is exactly what I hoped would happen and that I am very pleased

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Literally this meme

20000 hours in mspaint

 

[JohnnyG]

It would've been funnier if MTG had gone after Jasmine's "appropriation" of another culture's literal hair. But seeing Detroit-City-Council-tier "tryna finna" in national politics is another milestone...will we hear "you ain't mah deddy" or "HONG HONG HONG" first in our Sacred Temple of Demawkracy?

https://youtu.be/qqOSNI7l0bQ?t=9

https://youtu.be/KK9afi64-Co?t=7

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

It's not a Waffle House fight until the fry cook jumps over the counter to hit some motherfucker with a hot spatula.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Congressional arguments used to actually mean something. When will we restore the dignity of our great institution?



Funnily enough, the reactions of the people in the background of this political cartoon are the same as the latest bitch fight.

 

[Fellen]

Women should not be in Congress. Also, giving them voting rights was a mistake because they're willing to give Biden another 4 years because of "muh abortion".