Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

TQ: I think it's not-- I, like, I'm not a doctor, but I am an alcoholic, I think it's more than,.. you know.
B: You reckon it' more than-- But there's defini- like, he's yellow and his eyes are never white kinda thing, it looks like... it's something going on with his liver.
CD: If it's yellow eyes, then that's alcohol.
B: Yeah-yeah-yeah.

It seems like Bearing and the Quartering want to say something else, but stopped short.

I actually haven't seen yellowed eyes (yellowed skin is another matter), but he does have significantly smaller pupils.



Top picture is from a stream done in May of 2022 (before things started to come off the rails), and the bottom is from this past December.

I am (thankfully) not an expert in substance abuse, but it is my understanding from reading up on this that alcohol use alone would not cause significant pupil contraction like that. He doesn't have glassy bloodshot eyes, but his pupils are very tiny.

What, your local lawyers don't charge an average of $23,500 to solve a traffic ticket? they must be incel prudes selling themselves short.

TBF, there is a few outliers in there like a felony sexual conduct case from 2016 (which he lost), but when you add it all up it strains credulity to think he earned anywhere near $650,000 in three years from being a lawyer. Most of case history is nickle and dime misdemeanor crap.

Johny Cochran, he is not.

Any lawyer here that feels otherwise (I know we have a few), feel free to correct me.

 

[DumbDude43]

$650,000 in three years

it would have to be much more than that to afford the house
you don't get to save/invest 100% of your income, you first have to pay your monthly expenses, which in his case are pretty big due to wife and kids

 

[break these cuffs]

it would have to be much more than that to afford the house
you don't get to save/invest 100% of your income, you first have to pay your monthly expenses, which in his case are pretty big due to wife and kids

Spending $25,000 a year on snacks is tough.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I think the funnier alternative is that Nick really wanted to say Himedall recording his Locals fucked with him, but had a feeling that if he said that, Null would (correctly) point out that that's not touching the cow, and then Null would call him a fucking retard. So he decided to be as purposely vague as possible...which helps nobody and only wastes time.

I could buy that. Either way, he knows he has absolutely nothing because as a whole, the people in this thread don't do anything directly to him - just document and make memes about him. He is such a complete disaster that he doesn't need the site to directly mess with him, he does it all on his own.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I am (thankfully) not an expert in substance abuse, but it is my understanding from reading up on this that alcohol use alone would not cause significant pupil contraction like that. He doesn't have glassy bloodshot eyes, but his pupils are very tiny.

It's likely just the lighting. The only drugs I can think of that cause pinpoint pupils are opiates and he doesn't seem like he's on opiates. Stimulants dilate your pupils though. Maybe the smaller pupils now just means he's been laying off the stimlants.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think the funnier alternative is that Nick really wanted to say Himedall recording his Locals fucked with him, but had a feeling that if he said that, Null would (correctly) point out that that's not touching the cow, and then Null would call him a fucking retard. So he decided to be as purposely vague as possible...which helps nobody and only wastes time.

It was almost certainly Himedall he was pissed off at, because at the time that was going on, he and the top Locals were whipping everybody into a frenzy about the robot. Himedall was even mentioned by name a couple of times in the Locals chat. How dare the Kiwi Farms passively record their hugbox and make fun of their degeneracy here! It's causing the ass-thong wine moms to feel embarrassed and post less ass-thong!
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LESS ASS-THONG!!! <arms flailing wildly>

I think he would had a bit of a point if he cited TiC as an example of neghole pozzing, but I think by the time he had that struggle session with Null, Null had already drop kicked TiC out of here.

Null enforces the rules. Himedall didn't violate them.

it would have to be much more than that to afford the house
you don't get to save/invest 100% of your income, you first have to pay your monthly expenses, which in his case are pretty big due to wife and kids

Correct. My point here is I don't think he earned anywhere near $650k from three years of his law practice.

 

[Potatoherder]

An amazing night on rumble thanks to multiple $100+ paypigs: Two4Flinching at $150 and ikaagu at $100. YT got blown out of the water with only $100. Overall a great night for him. Viewers are higher because of the editor pick(?) but not close to the 9-12k he used to get. As always i encourage anyone who is bored enough to look over the logs and look for stuff. csv files will open in any text editor.


Nick(31197417) said one thing:

RekietaLaw

Abbot rhymes with colossal pile of trash faggot

2024-05-16 22:25:53 -0500 CDT

These rants stood out to me. Seem he may have refused to play a video.

themostbannedqueen	Ceiling cat proof of life! https://youtube.com/shorts/D8lOo0EcPoQ?si=6jWwUcp8xw0EEoM2	$1	2024-05-16 23:33:55 -0500 CDT
themostbannedqueen	Too chicken to play the video lol	$1	2024-05-16 23:39:17 -0500 CDT

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Total Rumbles: $ 314
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Conversion Rate Raw: 0.9680795395081109 ( Adjusted: 0.3134% )
Peak Viewers: 3822
Peaked time: 2024-05-17 00:46:20.0329105 -0500 CDT m=+12834.078087855
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Chat Messages: 2484 ( 240 unique users )
Muted: 0
Deleted: 0
Unknown: 1
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StreamID: 290936282
Start: 2024-05-16 22:08:35.702034386 -0500 CDT m=+3369.747211741
End: 2024-05-17 03:13:53.157439456 -0500 CDT m=+21687.202616811
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StreamURL: https://rumble.com/v4vorht-daniel-p...-nfl-shaken-clarence-thomas-grilled-adl-.html

 

[Captain Manning]

The only drugs I can think of that cause pinpoint pupils are opiates

That is what I have read too.

and he doesn't seem like he's on opiates.

Why not?

Maybe the smaller pupils now just means he's been laying off the stimlants.

The second picture with the smaller pupils is from December.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I think it’s pretty obvious that Nick is abusing both alcohol and a few narcotics (probably poppers is one).

Warski thinks Nick is snorting something. The Steeltoe fag will probably allude to something as time goes on.

 

[LiquidKid]

Xh

Keeping your house secure with metal grates over access areas and securing trash mostly keeps them away. If they have a strong negative interaction they never come back, loud noises or chased. It is very rare they attack pets. Just adding on as I have some experience with them.

It is pretty fucking batshit that I read this thread and am consistently like “nah thats too far” because I usually believe reality is more boring than we think but the STMS guy is actually getting a divorce like a few weeks after hot tub stream lmao and I am more convinced than ever Nick is genuinely a swinger regularly

I’ve never had issues with raccoons or skunks: but at some point in high school we had weasels break into our attic. Now those things are vicious

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Why not?

People on opiates usually aren't very animated like Nick. Their movements are very slow and relaxed. Everything about them is relaxed. Fuck, even their vocal chords are relaxed. If you're around it enough you can immediately tell somebody is on opiates just by hearing their voice. It's possible hes taking opiates and stimulants though. The stimulants would counteract a lot of that. I never watch his show, but from the clips I see here it just seems like alcohol and stimulants.

 

[Nate Higgers]

It's possible hes taking opiates and stimulants though.

I can’t explain why but I could see Nick being retarded/impulsive/degenerate enough to take speedballs.

 

[Truly Rural]

Idk, she looks just as awful. They’re in this together

In other news -

inb4 Nick goes full Mersh over DMs asking about his well being

You know it's inevitable

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

An amazing night on rumble thanks to multiple $100+ paypigs: Two4Flinching at $150 and ikaagu at $100. YT got blown out of the water with only $100. Overall a great night for him. Viewers are higher because of the editor pick(?) but not close to the 9-12k he used to get. As always i encourage anyone who is bored enough to look over the logs and look for stuff. csv files will open in any text editor.


Nick(31197417) said one thing:

RekietaLaw

Abbot rhymes with colossal pile of trash faggot

2024-05-16 22:25:53 -0500 CDT

These rants stood out to me. Seem he may have refused to play a video.

themostbannedqueen	Ceiling cat proof of life! https://youtube.com/shorts/D8lOo0EcPoQ?si=6jWwUcp8xw0EEoM2	$1	2024-05-16 23:33:55 -0500 CDT
themostbannedqueen	Too chicken to play the video lol	$1	2024-05-16 23:39:17 -0500 CDT

Speaking of which, he has now dropped to 450k. Under 450k celebration stream soon?

 

[Peace Through Power]

Tried to watch this. Couldn't bear for longer than a minute and a half

Why does he pretend like he is the one who bought the house and provides for his family. He went to college for a shit degree, then law school, had five kids, and owns close to a million dollars worth of real estate and has no mortgage or student loan debt. All of that before he makes it big on Youtube. He is such a spoiled faggot

 

[Sharpeteer]

Tried to watch this. Couldn't bear for longer than a minute and a half

Why does he pretend like he is the one who bought the house and provides for his family. He went to college for a shit degree, then law school, had five kids, and owns close to a million dollars worth of real estate and has no mortgage or student loan debt. All of that before he makes it big on Youtube. He is such a spoiled faggot

He doesn't need to be truthful. His current audience doesn't fact-check him on anything.

 

[Not Really Here]

This Faces Of Meth arc is just sad.
Be more interesting Nicky, not a dollar store version of 90's Howard Stern.

 

[huckbeine]

hmmm...I think the reason why Nick didnt get any money from his grandfather is because Ty Beard lost the trust fund.....

 

[Telemeter]

Tried to watch this. Couldn't bear for longer than a minute and a half

Why does he pretend like he is the one who bought the house and provides for his family. He went to college for a shit degree, then law school, had five kids, and owns close to a million dollars worth of real estate and has no mortgage or student loan debt. All of that before he makes it big on Youtube. He is such a spoiled faggot

Small correction, he went to college for a shit degree and failed to launch (shit degree is shit).

No law school yet, Rekieta then spent his 20's breeding and working as a clerk for Wells Fargo, not a manager or anything, the guy who cashes checks and opens new accounts. While at this, he was antagonistic and lazy to his bosses and dismissive to his coworkers, cause he was too good for the position, which he has gleefully recounted on stream, because his trust fund paid for everything, so he didn't actually need a job, its just his parents wouldn't stop nagging him otherwise.

THEN went to law school in his early to late 30's without knowledge or concern of the economic duress that would normally represent for a man with 5 kids and a big mortgage on a 40k bank clerk salary.

Only then you get to Youtube and the rest is history.

The more he talked about his life over the years, the more you realize what a lazy, dead beat, spoiled-rotten brat he is.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Rumble did better than YT ( $22 ). JasonOfTGA accounts for 35.7% or $25. Nick said nothing.

That guy is the biggest simp on the planet.

He doesn't need to be truthful. His current audience doesn't fact-check him on anything.

What current audience?

hmmm...I think the reason why Nick didnt get any money from his grandfather is because Ty Beard lost the trust fund.....

Ty stole Nick's family money like he stole the Vic's Go Fund Me money. It's like poetry it rhymes.