Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Powdy Riper]

Christ imagine paying 28K rent on a luxury apartment and you come home late one night, smell this weird smell while you're in the elevator, that gets stronger as you get to your floor, then the door opens and you see Lucas's hunchback balding ass slumped against the wall waiting for the elevator to go down to the lobby to meet his benzo dealer.
You're taken aback so you mumble "hello?" And the hunchback mutters something bout how he's your new neighbor before the elevator door closes, leaving you stood in horror in the hallway with that weird smell of unwashed feet and moldering amhole.

Imagine being his roommate/fiance, dealing with the indoor smoking and 2nd hand smoke. Disgusting

 

[autosarcophagy]

Gloating about getting a 100k as a once off and ruining what good will you have left within your own community and no fucking job prospects and a drug addiction that's seems to be back.
Every good damn time this fucking retard just hurts himself in confusion the irony of all this just makes me laugh


Can we bully this kid to suicide ? Not even for the dumb shit they said just for that fucking voice

why would you want too bully a walking joke its never ending entertainment. its a living representation of the Ouroboros.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Can we bully this kid to suicide ? Not even for the dumb shit they said just for that fucking voice

We can bully  you into suicide so... umm... kill yourself faggot.

Did it work? Did you an hero yet?

 

[Rudy Coleman]

Can we bully this kid to suicide ? Not even for the dumb shit they said just for that fucking voice

ummmmmmmmm???????? we already are? trust the plan, like who hert you
my science tells me there is a 41% chance 'effals will anhero

 

[Irene and 22 others]

I gotta say Mutahar has fucking ruined Lucas's whole comeback dropping that video when he did. Lucas probably feels like he's been run over by a Pajeet Jetpack at this point.
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A few people were even hoping that this would be the case. Call him a street shitter if you will, but Mutahar dropped trow at the intersection of Lucas Ln. and Roberts Rd. and took a giant dump on whatever kind of comeback Keffals might have been hoping to make.

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Link

WillyMacShow's going to release Part 3 of his Keffals series soon.

I was wondering what happened to part 3, but I'm glad that the firing squad hasn't finished off. Can we call this a 41 gun salute?

 

[The Morning Visitor]

Here is the upload of what he said
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Does it not occur to any of them that the normies have always felt this way and were just being polite? That the normies had to play ball because they enjoy putting food on their tables for their little nuclear families, and have effectively been silenced into submission for the past 14 or so years?

My god, make it make sense. We're all privately peaked. Even the carpet munchers and fudge packers are sick of the bad press from associating with the TQIAs. Screw the Roman Empire comparisons, we're watching the Weimar Republic collapse in real time.

 

[SanctedElectromagnetism]

this is something that i feel gets lost at times especially with people like keffals who just constantly play victim from even the smallest things. in the grand scheme of things keffals has not really had to deal with that much,

even the swatting was very mild when you consider the fact there have been multiple other streamers who got swatted and the cops do just bash their door down with their guns drawn. keffals getting a polite knock on the door is nothing compared to that.

his reactions to even the most mild things are just so extreme that if you knew nothing else about the situation other than what keffals has said you would think he has a-logs on the level of wings or cyraxx even. but in reality all keffals gets is the results of his own actions.

he does/says something stupid and people get mad at him and he calls that harassment. its never just keffals trying to live his life and play video games with his community. its keffals trying to involve himself in drama or telling his community to dig up dirt on someone who dislikes him or the latest keffals getting exposed for wasting all his GFM money on dumb shit instead of using it for its intended purpose.

if keffals were to actually quit involving himself in drama and just kept to his little corner nobody would care about him and that would be that. but he cant do that because in the end his worst enemy is not a-logs or doxbin or kiwifarms its himself because every issue he has had these past few years is his fault and could have easily been prevented.

if saying mean words on the internet counts as harassment and trans genocide these days, I wonder what these people would think of Drachenlord.

 

[Truly Rural]

Without giving this person a view here is a complete and total deboonking of everything Muta said

edit: if this is sarcasm it's still bad.
Edit 2: holy fuck it's pedophile Zoom!

Or am I just insane? Somebody please tell me if it's AI zoom, or I'm just schizo.

 

[DumbDude43]

if saying mean words on the internet counts as harassment and trans genocide these days, I wonder what these people would think of Drachenlord.

or wings, or dsp, or cyrax, or fat rick tomlinson, or any of the other cows that have a following of hardcore weens

 

[Kandinsky]

bro why are referring to lucas as they? maybe im in the wrong since english is not my first language idk

Because other peoples’ pronouns are not my problem, and I’m not starting now. Further, I don’t give a fuck about any of that. What I care about is the fact that money was misappropriated for a cause that was bogus and targeted people who had dick to do with any of the shit they were accused of (i.e. Kiwi Farms).

Additionally, pronouns are not my politics and I don’t like to get involved in that rhetoric. Everyone else can refer to Keffals as they wish, and I’ll refer to them as I wish, bro.

 

[ChromaQuack]

and how the fuck did keffals manage to raise $100k when I see so little support at least in public

The twitter troon rat king always pours their tardbucks into #CurrentThing, Koof-Aids had the right timing to drop that GFM when he did and had a great sob story attached to it to boot.

In fact, the rat king is so quick to open their wallets that I have seen 4chimps shitposters walk out with a few thousands just by making shit up, setting up a GFM and posting the mother of all sob stories. While I do not condone such behaviour it is pretty fucking funny that all it takes is a troon flag, using the right -isms and copy-pasting the typical troon woe-is-me fanfic to have a bunch of marks pay for your gaming PC and a year's worth of tendies.

 

[RougeRed]

ummmmmmmmm???????? we already are? like who hert you
my science tells me there is a 41% chance 'effals will anhero

"We" don't and aren't "bullying" anyone. We just observe, document, and discuss. None of that is bullying regardless of troon's attempts to paint it as such. Lolcows get legitimately bullied plenty by the rest of the internet just by being lolcows.

 

[Vulpes Mulpes]

What's the story behind the nickname anyway?

"Keffals" sounds like the sound something gooey, sloppy and repulsive would make when it hits the ground. Like fecal matter covered in mucus and undigested corn.

I'm sorry for putting the image in your head, but you get the point. Has there ever been an explanation from Lucas' side of from where he drew inspiration for his nickname?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

What's the story behind the nickname anyway?

"Keffals" sounds like the sound something gooey, sloppy and repulsive would make when it hits the ground. Like fecal matter covered in mucus and undigested corn.

I'm sorry for putting the image in your head, but you get the point. Has there ever been an explanation from Lucas' side of from where he drew inspiration for his nickname?

Wasn't it supposed to be derived from "cock waffles?"

I could've sworn that's what @Otm Shank said, but correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[Vulpes Mulpes]

Wasn't it supposed to be derived from "cock waffles?"

I could've sworn that's what @Otm Shank said, but correct me if I'm wrong.

What's a "cock waffle"? :-(

 

[TittlyWinks ;)]

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Or am I just insane? Somebody please tell me if it's AI zoom, or I'm just schizo.

It really does sound AI generated, or this dude has a very robotic autistic speaking style. At times it sounds like he's just very slow, other times it sounds like legit glitching and the pronunciations are very much like text-to-speech. I'm not sure who Zoom is, do they talk weirdly mechanical and stuttery too?

 

[MarMar049]

What's a "cock waffle"? :-(

I think he's either talking about pic related or the slang "cock waffle".

 

[Procrastinhater]

ummmmmmmmm???????? we already are? like who hert you

No child, we aren't, and no child, we don't.

I wish you niggers would get this shit through your fucking heads.
If you want to fuck with the cows go to fucking Reddit or 4Chan because you're not fucking welcome here if you do that shit.
This site has had enough shit with fuckheads trying to deplatform us the past two years without fucking 5th Columnist niggers coming here posting about bullying the fucking exhibits to death.
Fucking think before you speak.
Look, archive, discuss, laugh.
Theres nothing funny about dead cows.
Anyone who's come here because they believed Reddit about the Tranny Death Machine fucking Lurk Moar.

Without giving this person a view here is a complete and total deboonking of everything Muta said


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edit: if this is sarcasm it's still bad.
Edit 2: holy fuck it's pedophile Zoom!


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Or am I just insane? Somebody please tell me if it's AI zoom, or I'm just schizo.

Its not Zoom. I don't think its an AI, its just an extremely brain fogged and autistic Troon that stumbles over his sentences and can't frame a thought properly.
No wonder he likes Lucas.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

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I think he's either talking about pic related or the slang "cock waffle".

I meant the slang. I was talking about the origin of the name "Keffals". Although I could be wrong, and again, feel free to correct me, I remember the explanation for the origin of the name Keffals being that it's derived from the term "cock waffles", as some kind of corruption of it. If it's a furry thing, Lucas a teen was getting groomed online by furries so it would make sense that he got it from there. I think this was what Otm Shank said.

 

[Vulpes Mulpes]

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I think he's either talking about pic related or the slang "cock waffle".

I'm still not quite sure of what is the intended meaning of the phrase, but I must confess that your invitation to discover the deepest abyss of degeneracy is alluring.

Here's one of the first results I found after a quick google:

A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.
A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.
OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.

There's many other definitions as well, and one entry by a by Jack Stephans in March 18, 2014 is of interest:

1. The inability for a man to retain an erection.

I'm not particularly well-versed in the lore of Lucas Roberts, but I do believe he's chopped his weiner off? If so, that would certainly make it difficult for him to retain an erection.