Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Clout $ Monei]

Exclusive recording of @Juhlonduss snatching Elden Ring from Bossman

 

[troonshine]

Bishunomi live concert

 

[lol cow supreme]

it seems the thread reached the muh IRS and muh taxes phase again
kill yourselves desu

Nah. We're not even close. We'll reach peak "muh IRS" when the Bossmansion gets raided and seized while he's fucking YOUR MOM! ooooooh burn.

For real though, if BossmanJack had half a lick of business sense he'd be trying to setup a head and vape shop so he could get his shit at cost, and be prepared to become a dispensary when his state goes full-legal. He could just gamba and smoke in the back office. It'd be glorious. People would come from all around to get some zaza in hopes of hearing the fabled 'DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE' from the energetic owner in the back room.

 

[Billy Bong]

Shimming doors. They break like that because of the latch on door handles. Just a guess..

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Just got rinsed for the sixth or seventh time today.

But Boss, you always lose it all. That's your identity Boss.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Whoever redeemed Elden Ring is a faggot because seeing him rage at it would have been so much funnier.
DO NOT REDEEM!
DO NOT REDEEM!!!!

 

[Bonedome]

Whoever redeemed Elden Ring is a faggot because seeing him rage at it would have been so much funnier.
DO NOT REDEEM!
DO NOT REDEEM!!!!

One of his paypigs already gifted him another copy.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Whoever redeemed Elden Ring is a faggot because seeing him rage at it would have been so much funnier.
DO NOT REDEEM!
DO NOT REDEEM!!!!

You new here? You'll be fortunate to get thirty minutes of play before he's doing something else. His brain can only press button receive dopa now.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Nothing really lost by not playing Elden Ring as he has zero attention span. Here is the short version of what would happen if he streams it:
-Skip intro because story is for pussies
-Pick Wretch because haha funny naked man
-Die in tutorial section, Godrick soldier finally gets to have some fun
-Im afraid you are maidenless, WELL I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT DAMN THAT PSSUY NCIE
-Bang head against Tree Sentinel until he is bored of the game

50 dollars well spent.

Exactly. His brain so dopamine fried he has to be ordered to not play a coin flip game and get zomg instant gamba brain chemicals rush. Not to mention the crack.

Elden ring if nothing else is known as tedious and torturous. Grinding for hours and hours and hours and hours. To try to get a bit more muscle memory of shebitch the blighted not killing you two hours into the fight. I'm legitimately curious who or what got him interested in it because a snowman isn't going to be into flamethrowers. It's not even a new game, plus still $70? Even for $50, You could get like two crack rocks for that.

if BossmanJack had half a lick of business sense

*objection* I want to cite the response that rat Joshua "Null" Moon over at those australian rat farms got for telling our boy the bossman to maybe set some money aside or only gamble with some of the money or something otherwise simple and obvious and he got banned within moments, but of course after a good felting.

BMJ not dipping into his own stash, smashing every door, and having every cent gamba'd is a world we are fortunate enough to not have to live in.

He only loves one thing more than crack, and that's to gamba.

 

[ovenmath]

I would absolutely love to watch bmj stream elden ring.

 

[The Last Cigarette]

Nothing really lost by not playing Elden Ring as he has zero attention span. Here is the short version of what would happen if he streams it:
-Skip intro because story is for pussies
-Pick Wretch because haha funny naked man
-Die in tutorial section, Godrick soldier finally gets to have some fun
-Im afraid you are maidenless, WELL I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT DAMN THAT PSSUY NCIE
-Bang head against Tree Sentinel until he is bored of the game

50 dollars well spent.

"Fuck bro just died with 100k runes on me, it's alright chat we will get it back, I'll run straight there. Wait chat this message says shortcut here, I just jump? *jumps into death pit* "And there it goes, it's all gone.

FROMSOFTWARE fucking hates me, they sit and watch my streams and spawn in these ratty little messages to make me lose it all, it's so fucking sad dude. Bandai Namco doesn't give a shit about me bro, have a good night, I really mean that."

 

[DasEternalContrarian]

So what these last posts tell me is that the only games Boss is entertaining at is Elder Ring and CS;GO?

Whoever redeemed Elden Ring is a faggot because seeing him rage at it would have been so much funnier.
DO NOT REDEEM!
DO NOT REDEEM!!!!

I just got ninja'd smh...
Can't have shit on the farms.

How the fuck does an ID crack like that tf????
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Every time I tried to rip an old credit card it just cuts straight

A quick snap? I once sat on one of my bus cards and broke it like that.

 

[False and Misleading]

"Fuck bro just died with 100k runes on me, it's alright chat we will get it back, I'll run straight there. Wait chat this message says shortcut here, I just jump? *jumps into death pit* "And there it goes, it's all gone.

FROMSOFTWARE fucking hates me, they sit and watch my streams and spawn in these ratty little messages to make me lose it all, it's so fucking sad dude. Bandai Namco doesn't give a shit about me bro, have a good night, I really mean that."

He's gonna be fucking a lot of dudes during the boss fights.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

This crossover is entirely possible.

 

[break these cuffs]

This crossover is entirely possible.
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Austin doesn't leave the house. He even get his crack delivered to him. Plus, his parents are supposedly moving. Has anything else come of that? Are we back on doorwatch to see when Ratdad starts repairing the house? I honestly don't htink he really has to in this market.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Austin doesn't leave the house. He even get his crack delivered to him. Plus, his parents are supposedly moving. Has anything else come of that? Are we back on doorwatch to see when Ratdad starts repairing the house? I honestly don't htink he really has to in this market.

Bossman sometimes leaves his house to go to a corner store from what I've seen him talk about. Bossman has also talked about being in Charlottesville on stream before. I don't think a direct meet up would ever happen. Chris also lives in a new house now, and Barb will eventually die. But it's definitely possible that Bossman and Chris have crossed paths at some point in their lives.

 

[FeltPaddle]

Stake bros I'm worried... It's already started

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He's hit his depo limit for today... surely he's just going to spin some slots...
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oh

Edit as I'm writing this another one went in.
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Where is this wallet tracker?

 

[baws man jack]

Bossman sometimes leaves his house to go to a corner store from what I've seen him talk about. Bossman has also talked about being in Charlottesville on stream before. I don't think a direct meet up would ever happen. Chris also lives in a new house now, and Barb will eventually die. But it's definitely possible that Bossman and Chris have crossed paths at some point in their lives.

I think this encounter would cause bmj to think, or even worse say, the dreaded no no FAGGOT word that evil evil eddie doesn't like. We must avoid this at all costs dewd.

 

[Fungible penis]

"Hang on lemme fix the door"

*Readjusts the angle of the lean*

"...Good enough"

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

He got nigger'd by Youtube

 

[likeacrackado]

Has anything else come of that? Are we back on doorwatch to see when Ratdad starts repairing the house? I honestly don't htink he really has to in this market.

If they sell the house they might pay a contractor to come in and fix all the holes and other damage in Austin's room. Maybe they're waiting to get the door installed when the other work is scheduled and Austin moves out(to their new house).