Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Racist Parrot]

The ultimate juicer. He'd also have to do Dead Money pretty early on.

The Sierra Madre claims another visitor. He'd be hunched over the table. The wandering security his only friends.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Alright. I'm gonna make Austin as a New Vegas character because I'm bored and feel like doing a new playthrough. Any input on his SPECIAL stats?

Can I PLEASE have a "Cait" replacement mod for Fallout 4? I swear to never finish the quest line to cure him. You can redo the audio from stream clips i'm sure.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The Sierra Madre claims another visitor. He'd be hunched over the table. The wandering security his only friends.

That or he'd die weighed down by all the gold bars he tried to loot, his mind only thinking about all the Jet and that working pre-war car he could buy with all that money.

 

[MadStan]

You got one sad nigga here - and I’m talking about his crack dealer obviously.what an ungrateful cracker you got here not only spilling this niggas ID from PayPal, but also bothering this nigga with small deliveries.

And he play all that horrible black music too. I can’t stand it, try some Manilow.

 

[break these cuffs]

It's amazing how much shit Stake puts up with Bossman and still give him an even better deal than his last one.

It isn't. It's sounds business. He gives them hundreds of thousands of dollars a year and convinces other retards to give thousands themselves. They do not care about trainwreck watchers who were never going to spend a dime. They want the degens. Some people see the big wins and ignore the big losses. They want them. Others think they're better than Austin and will be more responsible. They'll cash out after a big win. Some think they will get a big deal like him and it will be their payday to do whatever they want. It's all an illusion.

You are a degenerate gambler if you seriously believe any of that fantasy. Casinos are a business and that business is taking money from people. They are very good at it.

 

[Pitckus]

That or he'd die weighed down by all the gold bars he tried to loot, his mind only thinking about all the Jet and that working pre-war car he could buy with all that money.

Austin is the kind of guy to somehow make it out of the Sierra Madre unscathed with all 37 gold bars and then immediately lose them all before even making it back to the Mojave.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Austin is the kind of guy to somehow make it out of the Sierra Madre unscathed with all 37 gold bars and then immediately lose them all before even making it back to the Mojave.

He'd lose them all in a Caravan game with a traveling merchant.

 

[lol cow supreme]

We are SO BACK. First re-depo in of the "$14,000 real raw" sponsor money going into Stake.US.

$550 depo


Current remaing of the 13,000 after paying back debts and the above depo into stake, 8500.

ETA: He's losing it all offline. He's lost 1000 in less than 10 minutes and keeps depoing into Stake.


We're now down to over half the stake weekly gone in 2 hours.

ETA2: He came live with the third deposit. I guess he had to get a little quick burn through a grand on originals to take the edge off.

 

[Fungible penis]

He mentioned just now that he's had to close his window because neighbors have been complaining about the noise.


(The noise of your mom moaning.)

 

[Mushroom King]

We are SO BACK. First re-depo in of the "$14,000 real raw" sponsor money going into Stake.US.

$550 depo
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Current remaing of the 13,000 after paying back debts and the above depo into stake, 8500.

ETA: He's losing it all offline. He's lost 1000 in less than 10 minutes and keeps depoing into Stake.
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We're now down to over half the stake weekly gone in 2 hours.

ETA2: He came live with the third deposit. I guess he had to get a little quick burn through a grand on originals to take the edge off.

You do great work.

He mentioned just now that he's had to close his window because neighbors have been complaining about the noise.


(The noise of your mom moaning.)

I'm sure he makes a wonderful neighbor.

 

[HamEnjoyer]

Obviously he'd side with Mr. House, the Eddie of FNV.

Guess we had the same idea when reading that post.
Since I'm also playing FNV currently, I threw this together in like 30 minutes. The texure replacer zip is in the attachments, if anyone wants it.

Also, it's a bitch to get high-res images of eddy.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Guess we had the same idea when reading that post.
Since I'm also playing FNV currently, I threw this together in like 30 minutes. The texure replacer zip is in the attachments, if anyone wants it.
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Also, it's a bitch to get high-res images of eddy.

Right when I slightly fucked with Vortex and it completely obliterated my save and modlist. Serves me right for not playing NV for 3 years.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

The ultimate juicer. He'd also have to do Dead Money pretty early on because the allure of more gamba would be too strong.
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I think I got his face down decent enough.

 

[baws man jack]

Stake bros I'm worried... It's already started

He's hit his depo limit for today... surely he's just going to spin some slots...


oh

Edit as I'm writing this another one went in.

 

[draggs]

He mentioned just now that he's had to close his window because neighbors have been complaining about the noise.


(The noise of your mom moaning.)

these fuckin neighborly should mind their own damn business

 

[Pitckus]

He'd lose them all in a Caravan game with a traveling merchant.

Doing 10 gold bars worth of Caravan hands is big dog shit. Can YOU afford to lose 37 gold bars? That’s what I thought.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Stake bros I'm worried... It's already started

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He's hit his depo limit for today... surely he's just going to spin some slots...
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oh

Edit as I'm writing this another one went in.
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BCGame is such a scam he just keeps going back.

 

[Dizzydent]

That's just the way the coin flips

 

[Karen]

So question, does he do his taxes? Does he even make enough to get taxes? I can’t imagine how the gov would calculate any of this.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Its all fucking gone. $26,000 in outside-the-casino-cash


Overnight Update since my previous post. When I last saw our boy BossmanJack he was down to $3,000 left of his $13,000 he withdrew of his Stake pay, and losing fast...when he came up HUGE on Dice, and withdrew ANOTHER $13,000 completely replenishing his stocks!

Up FAT and just chilling, Bossman proceeded to lose the meager bandarooski he left to gamble with and immediately started redepoing. He lost those redepos in fast succession and with just $12,000 total leftover he hit his Depo limit and called it a night around midnight BMT...

Or so you would think. He offling gamba'd on bc.game for few depos then he borrowed a member of his discord's stake account and the party was BACK ON!

As of 730am BMT he concluded his stream, with 0.00 balance in any wallets, and went offline.