Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

I'm not sure, but I do remember that English definitely was not her first language so maybe she wasn't 100% aware of how weird he was being, although he was being grabby and making those sex noises.

It makes me all the more curious to find out just who the hell she was, and why she just went away and he never talked about her again. You think he would have jumped at the chance to get an attractive and seemingly submissive Asian woman.

I don't think she traveled from China to meet Dan but English was definitely not her first language. They did meet online on Plenty of Fish I believe? That or OK Cupid. I don't think she was a prostitute.

In the video, she's obviously into him but creeped out by the camera. Based on the way Dan talks down to her in the video, I'd imagine she got a clue this dude wasn't right in the head and didn't come back. Definitely agree she seems like his ideal woman, but I don't think Dan is capable of relating normally to a woman. Kim's only stuck around so long because she's literally in her own schizophrenic world of demons and ghosts and whatnot and doesn't understand half of what Dan says anyway.
 
Fucking hell even Dan Cilley can attract a woman. Now Dan really is a man who logically should not be with a woman, he's like a homicidal lunatic. He should be in a padded cell.
 
10/22/2016
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Dan Cilley My sexual energy is building up...I can't not accost. Tonight I will accost...every girl I see, I get to look at and analyze her. I get to see what I like about her. Like David X says, "What is it about her that I like?" I get to tell each girl what I like about her. I get to say what I want. I get to tell her what I want to do to her.

Dan Cilley I am obsessed with expressing my sexual desires to women...every girl I see...and they love me looking at them, smelling them, salivating...I ask them if I can suck on their neck...then I tell them I am going to taste their skin!

Dan Cilley It's almost Halloween...

Dan Cilley I'm coming out...who will be the lucky one?
 
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10/22/2016
Facebook

Dan Cilley My sexual energy is building up...I can't not accost. Tonight I will accost...every girl I see, I get to look at and analyze her. I get to see what I like about her. Like David X says, "What is it about her that I like?" I get to tell each girl what I like about her. I get to say what I want. I get to tell her what I want to do to her.

Dan Cilley I am obsessed with expressing my sexual desires to women...every girl I see...and they love me looking at them, smelling them, salivating...I ask them if I can suck on their neck...then I tell them I am going to taste their skin!

Dan Cilley It's almost Halloween...

Dan Cilley I'm coming out...who will be the lucky one?

Does he even need to wear a costume for Halloween?
 
For those who have wondered, "Why isn't this guy locked up?" an attorney for the city of Los Angeles posted this on Facebook (this was right after the "I will grab women soon" video and the resultant uproar in the downtown LA Facebook).

Kurt Knecht I work as a Deputy City Attorney and am posting this in my role as the Neighborhood Prosecutor for Central Division. From the numerous (not all) videos I've watched, there is not enough for a prosecutable case. There was one video a DTLA member shared with me a while back showing a possible off camera battery when Mr. Cilley possibly kissed a woman against her will, but it wasn't sufficient for a prosecution. Because it occurred off camera and the witness didn't come forward and make a report there is inherent reasonable doubt as well as a corpus issue which requires a bare minimum of evidence to sustain a conviction. Please, please, please don't take the law into your hand. If you're a victim of crime such as a battery or assault--please report as soon as possible. Since lesser measures have failed at this point, it is my hope that any resultant court case will force Mr. Cilley to stop his conduct and get the help he needs.

Gina Acuña Kurt, is it legal that he follows, then walks in step with women while filming them? Isn't that considered impeding progress? I cringe whenever I see his videos and feel so sorry for these unknowing women who encounter him.

Kurt Knecht Gina--Great question. I cringe when I see his videos as well and am looking at all applicable sections. With regards you suggestion, the applicable section would be Penal Code section 236 "False Imprisonment." False imprisonment requires (1) that the Defendant intentionally restrained, detained or confined a person; and (2) the person's act made the person stay or go somewhere against their will. The conduct I've seen in the videos does not meet either of these elements nor has there been a report by anyone that falls within this section. My concern is that his behavior escalates where he he grabs someone. In that case, there would both be a battery and a false imprisonment since the act of grabbing them would be restraining the individual against their will.

Gina Acuña Thanks for the clarification, Kurt. His activities (and videos) go way back, to when the flyers with his pictures were made and distributed, and out of concern had spent some time pouring through his videos looking for evidence. I do know that on occasion Dan Cilley mentioned that the police told him not to "impede the progress" of anyone, and he mentions it often in his videos, like he knows where to draw the line. He hovers right above it, and is aware that he also cannot cross onto private property to film and/or follow a woman into a building. That being said, I have seen women in his videos stop in their tracks, turn and head into another direction, abruptly cross a street (that they probably wouldn't have otherwise crossed), hide their face. I don't know if any of these women reported (what I call harrassment), most look shocked and scared to see this 6'4 lewd freak towering over them. The night videos are even more scary, as some of these women are walking alone, and (if you watch) what you are witnessing on camera in these women's faces is stark fear, for their safety, perhaps their life. No one can convince me that is ok.

Kurt Knecht Gina Acuña I agree that it is scary, and it's horrible that the community has to be subjected to this. I also agree that he is hovering right above the law with knowledge of what he can get away with. Perhaps because of this knowledge, he is careful to avoid crossing the line and breaking the law with regards False Imprisonment as his conduct on video does not meet the minimum requirements of Penal Code section 236. As mentioned with this section, he would have to intentionally restrain, detain, or confine a person and the person would have to be forced to go somewhere against their will. For both elements we need a level of evidence that can prove the case beyond reasonable doubt. That is a minimum requirement for fling any case. We don't have that level of evidence for either element. It's not in the videos nor has any witness made a report and articulated these elements for false imprisonment. I agree that his conduct can be interpreted as being both scary and intimidating, but that in and of itself is not a crime. Basically it is not a crime to be a creep. I made these posts to raise awareness of the legal elements of relevant crimes and to coordinate reporting of any crimes which have or may occur.
 
I made the mistake of trying to reason with Dan after he posted on facebook today. I think he might have crossed over to a new level of public danger.


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anyone else noticed this? lol https://www.facebook.com/search/groups/?q=Cilley
 

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I made the mistake of trying to reason with Dan after he posted on facebook today. I think he might have crossed over to a new level of public danger.


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anyone else noticed this? lol https://www.facebook.com/search/groups/?q=Cilley

I saw that! I was literally shaking my head the entire time I was reading that. How does he talk himself into these things? Jesus!

Also, a brand spanking new accosting video, with a horrifying title. I'd suggest you watch it soon if you're interested. I foresee that it won't be there for long.

 
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Also, a brand spanking new accosting video, with a horrifying title. I'd suggest you watch it soon if you're interested. I foresee that it won't be there for long.

I have watched it all and I must recommend it to you guys. it was pure gold, between chasing a girl that was trying to escape and screaming "I have Aids" in the streets, this video is nothing short of gold. Dan Cilley at his finest.
 
This is bad this underage stuff he's playing around with. With this I think chances are high the police will be knocking on his door again. Even the God damn title of the video is incriminating.

Damn it. He's going up to young girls, asking their age and then asking if he can talk to them because he finds them quite attractive and wants to get to know them because of it. That's giving an intent to seduce a minor, which I believe is probably illegal. But having sex with them is definitely illegal so why is he even bothering?

14:28 - he admits to having autism. :P
 
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Also, a brand spanking new accosting video, with a horrifying title. I'd suggest you watch it soon if you're interested. I foresee that it won't be there for long.


I lost it at 50:38 where he goes from having a conversation with people in line at a museum and considering going in with them because it was free, and then his mind trails off to asking if Donald Trump was creepy and then he starts shouting "TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!" at the top of his voice in that weird way and walking away from them down the street "TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT!"
 
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I made the mistake of trying to reason with Dan after he posted on facebook today. I think he might have crossed over to a new level of public danger.


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anyone else noticed this? lol https://www.facebook.com/search/groups/?q=Cilley
Dan's brain is about 10 steps past the point where him thinking that videotaping underage girls is wrong. This is a guy who has had cops at his house for harassing underage girls, and JUST had a YouTube channel taken down for content violations, yet posts a video on YouTube called "accosting underage girls". This is a guy who claims to want to make millions as an online diet/dating guru, yet can't maintain his own website and constantly posts videos that violate the TOS of his one (theoretical) income source.

Logic is a waste of time with autistic special individuals like Mr. Cilley.
 
Now he's advertising on Facebook for his fantasy Filipino sex and veggie mansion.

And here we have more deep (disturbing) thoughts from Cilley land.
 

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Here's something dan spent his day writing today. I dare you to read the whole thing.

Dan Cilley's Polyamory Family Questionnaire

Hello beautiful girls, ask yourself these questions to see if you are a good fit for the family. You must answer "yes" to every question. After meeting me in person, if we feel comfortable with each other, you will be invited to live with me in my house for 30 days. At the end of the 30 days, if you have passed the test, you will officially become a member of the family, forever, as long as you do what you are supposed to, and if you do not decide yourself, to quit.

Do you love sex?

Do you crave to have babies, and want to have as many as possible?

How does it feel knowing that you live with me and many other beautiful, loving, caring, healthy, nurturing girls who all cooperating in a spirit of absolute harmony toward the purpose of producing and raising as many kids as possible, in an environment of 24/7 positive emotion...are you very excited to be a part of it all, and think thoughts such as, "The more, the merrier"?

Knowing that I only make minimum wage, (but work 7 days per week), and I may only earn that amount for as long as I live, and no more, does that make you feel secure and content enough?

Do you love the idea of cooking and cleaning and taking care of kids all the time?

Do you want to make 3 meals per day, every day, at the same time every day?

During your entire life with me, you will never eat these foods/substances: animal flesh, dairy, seafood, salt, sugar, MSG, caffeine, chocolate, oil. Do you understand the reasoning behind avoiding these foods, and therefore, you feel happy and content with the diet we will eat?

Do you feel at ease knowing that you will never drink alcohol or smoke, ever?

Do you have a desire to be filmed 24/7 and be seen by millions of people, because you are teaching by example how to live the best life possible, so you influence people to eat healthier, grow fresh fruits and vegetables, have healthy pregnancies, parent correctly, have sex, make love, etc.?

Are you okay with me being gone for 8 hours or more per day, every single day, for 365 days per year, until the online business makes enough money for me to quit my job (although, this may never happen)?

When the kids are a few years old, and are running through the house and jumping on the furniture, do you feel love for them, and feel great, because they are so healthy and energetic...and you want them to jump even higher and run even faster?

If you meet me in person and I choose to invite you to live with me, could you, for 30 days, live with me in my house, and with whomever else I live, and act as if you are part of the family, doing the above responsibilities (cooking and cleaning, etc.), without having sex with me, until the 30 days are over?

Knowing that if you stay home and have as many babies as possible, forever, it makes me much happier than you getting a job, do you feel happier than if you got a job?

If I want something done, do you get excited doing it for me, my way, how I want, just because it will please me, and therefore, will please you because you are happy when I am happy?

Will you spread your legs for me when I want?

If I tell you to get on all fours and stick your cute little butt in the air, so that I can spread your beautiful butt cheeks and lick and suck on your asshole for an hour, are you happy?

If I am sweating while I am on top of you, when we are having sex, and my sweat drips on you...drip...drip...drip...do you hope it splashes on your face or into your mouth?

Does ejaculating, or learning to ejaculate (if you don't know how), and gushing cum all over my face excite you, because it pleases me?

Does breastfeeding your baby with our other girlfriends breastfeeding their babies (in the same room) feel more exciting and loving and comfortable to you than if you were by yourself breastfeeding a baby?

When a baby cries and wakes you up in the middle of the night, do you feel a sense of opportunity to be valuable to it, to nurture it, and care for it, and that makes you feel good and important...do you enjoy these opportunities in the middle of the night, even though your sleep is disturbed?

We are going to record ourselves having sex. Do you feel excited knowing that our kids will be watching us, and millions of people will too?

When you give birth, it will be recorded, live, at our home. Do you feel proud to show people what an ecstatic childbirth is?

We will never have TV, but rather, stimulate our brains by creating our own show. Are you happy?

You will not have your own room and your own space in the house, because there are going to be so many people. Does this make you actually feel better because you love hugging and kissing and interacting with your loved ones?

When we are eating dinner, I love to cuddle while eating. I have one arm around your waist, and I feed your mouth, because looking at your lips and mouth and seeing you happily eating healthy food makes me happy. Does this turn you on?
 
And here we have more deep (disturbing) thoughts from Cilley land.
Good find. I wonder why the growing obsession with underage girls? It's becoming all he talks about. Another sign of mental instability, or the failures with women over 18?

Here's something dan spent his day writing today. I dare you to read the whole thing.
Well, on the plus side at least reading it is faster than watching him talk about it for three hours. Granted it's never boring, but even three hours of the freaks at the freak show can get old.

ETA: Dan's getting trolled right now on Facebook. He just admitted he's okay with fucking his kids if they're into it.

Dan Cilley Levon Mix What group or organization are you all from?

Dan Cilley Levon Mix What god?

Dan Cilley Teresa Notaname Who are all these people? How are they all related?

Krista Biondi Church of the White Knight LLC

Teresa Notaname We are a rival family looking to merge or destroy

Levon Mix We try to break the normal bonds of family society and move past the gender neutral terms of this slave ridden world.

Teresa Notaname Dan Cilley understands. He just doesn't realize it yet. You need to stop eating gluten 100% and open your third eye

Levon Mix When the eye opens its pure bliss. Gluten the the poison that blocks the dinosaur lords of our past to release the secrets of the perfect meatloaf.

Teresa Notaname NO MEAT LEVON! Meat makes you stupid and kills your testosterone. When did you last accost

Dan Cilley Teresa Notaname Yes, I want to accost with others.

Levon Mix This isn't a meatloaf you eat
Teresa Notaname Ohhhh shit

Teresa Notaname Dan Cilley why do the kids hAve to watch the fucking tho jw
Levon Mix It's so they can see the true form of a perfect man.

Dan Cilley Teresa Notaname They don't have to, but I just want them to feel totally comfortable about sex.

Levon Mix If you want them to get comfortable shouldn't you have them join in?

Dan Cilley Levon Mix If they want.

Teresa Notaname That's a good way to groom them, I suppose

Krista Biondi You down with family sessions then?

Levon Mix Family is the most important
Levon Mix Everyone shares everything.
Teresa Notaname As long as they aren't eating salt
Dan Cilley Teresa Notaname I would rather forgo salt in order to obtain a little more sexual pleasure. Also, avoid salt during pregnancy, because I think it swells the size of the baby, so causes complications.
Krista Biondi Any age? Because family love is love, shouldn't matter.

Levon Mix Age is just a figure. What matters is that their heart is in it.
 
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After last night's Facebook freakout and trolling session (which Dan eventually figured out and checked out of, but not after debating "Teresa Notaname" and friends for a while), his cousin checks in. Dan's brain, as always, is focused on sex and gluten. Mostly gluten.

  1. Bob Bello Damn Dan as exciting as it is to keep up on your craziness do you know how much of a douchebag you are? Do you hear me? You will eventually find yourself in jail, misunderstood but a victim of your own demise. The things you say, the things you do the world does not understand. The right guy is gona kick your ass or stab you ACTUALLY in the back. These guys egg you on and lead you to push this agenda. Im embarrassed and entertained all at the same time as your long lost cousin. Get a fuking job, get off hand outs and for fuk sake, leave the underage girls alone. Unfriend me, i wouldnt miss you but until then i hang in the background hoping you do anything sucessful.

    Ridiculous as always. Oh and go eat a frikin pizza and have a beer FUK!
  2. Dan Cilley No, this is what I want; I've been fantasizing about this for almost a year. I've created this idea from scratch, from my own desire.
  3. I am going to get a job...but I am not going to eat pizza and feel good about it. Pizza injures the lining of the arteries and causes cancer. Alcohol is a toxin to the heart, brain, and liver.
 
New Facebook status. Keep in mind, this is being shown to the world, including his family, future job prospects, etc.:
Dan Cilley
Dan Cilley's Polyamory Family Plan Update

I am seeking beautiful, loving girls to share my life with!

I am seriously looking for girls who seriously want to become stay-at-home moms!

But, you won't be a wife, because there will be no marriage involved.

You will be living with me and our other loving girlfriends, in the same house.

We will all be one big happy family!

We will video record each other 24/7 to show the world what the best life is, and what is possible, and live it every day so that we are constantly influencing the world to be a better place!

I want you to act like a traditional housewife, who stays at home and maintains it, has babies and takes care of them, and cooks meals 3 times per day!

I want you to have as many babies as possible! You should strongly desire to. (I will explain how to develop this desire below.)

I will be a traditional man, by going to work each day, to provide the house, furniture, food, etc.

I want to be the sole income-earner, just because it makes me feel good about myself, and more of a man. I would prefer that you would "take it easy" and stay home and wait for me to come home and provide you with what you need. If you were to literally sit on the floor, like how kids sit on the floor, and just mostly sit around and talk to the other girls in a group, and wait for me to come home, and brush your hair and groom each other and make each other look pretty...this makes me very excited. But if you were to have a job and provide for the family, it would lessen my relative value as a provider to you, in my perception, which means I would feel “less of a man." I want to be in control and the leader. So, stay home and just wait for me to come home every day. Because, when you are really pregnant and when you have a baby to take care of, you will be taking care of the baby all the time anyway. This is how life should be organized. The man makes the money, and the women stay home. So, relax knowing that I will always take care of you. You could earn your own money until you have the baby, but, I would ideally want you to just stay at home and prepare the home for the baby, and think about all the nurturing and love we will share together! And, even though you don't have a job, you will have certain responsibilities in the family, which will require work. These are:

1. Cooking

We need three meals per day cooked, and at the same time every day, so that everyone in the family knows when to be home to eat these meals together.

2. Cleaning

Our house is always clean. You and the other girls clean it every day. It's easy to clean, because you do it every day, in a very routine way.

3. Gardening and sharing the produce with neighbors

We have fruits and vegetables growing on our property, and every day, we eat them. So you harvest them and tend to the garden. We give produce to our neighbors, so they can be fully vibrant and alive like us, so you may prepare boxes for them, of vibrant, colorful produce.

4. Having sex regularly with me

I want to have sex whenever I want. Because there are many girls living in the home, there should always be at least someone who will have sex with me when I come home. But ideally, you should want to have sex with me, whenever I want, because you want to please me, because it makes you feel happy.

5. Awareness and Practice of the Principles of Health

I believe, in order for this entire polyamory thing to really hold together, we must cause our brains to feel a higher-than-normal amount of interest and pleasure associated with being social and sexual, and this will be done by avoiding many different sources of stimulation. The brain is stimulated whenever you feel pleasure. There are many sources of pleasure today. I believe desire and reward are the result of lacking necessary stimulation. When you are bored, you desire stimulation. When you are hungry, you desire food. When you are lonely, you desire people. When you are horny, you desire sex. But, in today's day and age, our brains are overly stimulated, so we do not value the stimulation from mere in-person social interaction as much. But before technology, and high-stimulation foods, the brain was primed to receive large amounts of stimulation and pleasure from just doing "normal" activities and eating whole foods. So, what I want to do, is eat a diet that contains no unnecessary stimulation, and this is a vegan, whole foods diet, which contains no animal products, oil, salt, sugar, flavor enhancers, caffeine, or chocolate. We will avoid all the health problems that people experience from eating poorly: heart disease, stokes, many cancers, arthritis, etc. And, I want to avoid watching TV and movies, and browsing the Internet; instead we will always be actively creating, filming, and teaching what we do. Our brains feel good when we talk to a camera and help people. When we have sex, we feel amazing pleasure. We love to eat together and cuddle together and hug and kiss each other and squeeze each other. When we eat, we eat the right amount every time, because we are not eating for stimulation, and we are eating nutrient-dense foods, so we eat less, which allows us to continue to have high energy after we eat, and our sex drives and drive to physically love one another is super high all the time! I truly believe this is the best way to live. After we eat, we squeeze each other and lick each other's faces for a dessert-like satisfaction after our meal. But we are social and sexual like this all the time! What do you usually do after dinner...do homework? Watch TV? Watch porn? Well, when we are all together, you don't have to do homework, because there is no need for you to earn money, because I pay for your living, and your life consists of taking care of kids. And cuddling and kissing and having sex with a healthy, happy person or persons is better than watching TV or porn. So, what people should really be doing with their life is eating healthy food and having sex! But society is sick and dysfunctional because people are led down paths toward what they shouldn't want: consumerism; behaviors that require you to spend your money, in order for you have fun and be happy. But healthy food is cheap, and physically loving and having sex is free.

6. Positive emotion 24/7

I seriously want to figure out how to always be happy. I want to prevent feeling sad, angry, worried, doubtful, confused, regretful, etc. So, I am trying to prevent these emotions from happening. What we do is look at the glass half-full in every perception. We see the good, or what we can learn from it. And, we have knowledge about what to expect each day, so we are never disappointed. I want to always be in motion toward what I want. So, I have a clear image of what I want all the time, and pursue it with as much force as possible. A perfect example of this is, when I come home from work every day, when I look at you, I am going to want to grab you and fuck you, with all my passion and power. Then, when I ROAR in orgasm, I will go to the next girl. And the next. Then (when our babies are older) I will play with them and hold them and chase them around the house. Non-stop. So, I always get to express myself how I want, and pursue what I want. This is what positive emotion 24/7 is. This is why it is necessary for me to have many women, because I will be going non-stop all the time, grabbing, fucking, squeezing, licking faces, licking ass, etc. (Instead of watching TV, internet videos, eating junk food, arguing with someone, fighting someone, etc.) So, if some women do not feel like having my physical attention that day, then I have other women available. Ideally though, everyone should accept everyone else's attention, and not reject it, so that we are always in harmony!

7. Willingness to be on camera 24/7

We will be showing what we do. We will be showing us living the best life possible. I want to have a channel which shows what we are doing at any time, so that people can be inspired to do the same, and learn from us. What do people do who are happy all the time? What do they actually do at 7am? 3pm? A viewer will go to dancilley.com and see.

8. Open, honest communication

I will be communicating the same principles every day. I will be reaffirming what I want every day, so that everyone knows what I want. And I want you to do the same, so that there is no fear of expressing what you want, and there is no resentment or complaining.

9. Appreciation

I am only guaranteeing a minimum-wage, full-time income, and nothing more. I am going to try to make as much money as I can in the 8 hours per day that I work. But if you have the understanding that I have, that the things in life that make you happy do not cost money, due to being healthy, that having more of certain things doesn't lead to a happier life, then you will feel a sense of security and contentment, and be happy with what you have, because you won’t need much to be happy.

10. Raising the kids with healthy beliefs about sex

The kids will be raised to feel good about their bodies and who they are. I want them to be encouraged to be sexual, from a young age, so that they are always expressing themselves sexually, and are never depressed. Humans are sexual! I want people to use their bodies for what they were designed, and be all they can. It is illegal for kids to have sex though, so we may need to move to a country where there is no age of consent, or where it is 12 or something. Or, we need to change the law, so that with parental guidance and supervision by both parents, kids can have sex. It would make me happy to see my kids having sex with other kids, and them both enjoying each other, because the main function of the human body, after breathing and eating, is to find someone of the opposite sex (normally) with whom to combine reproductive material! If you are not raised in an environment that is conducive to sexual fulfillment, you will suffer. That’s what happened to me. I didn’t even kiss a girl until I was 23. So, whenever our kids want to have sex, they should be able to. At this time, I do not know exactly how we would get in trouble if our kids were having sex. Does a parent who finds out about his or her child having sex call the police, and then the police somehow would arrest me or us? I would never knowingly break the law, unless the reason for a law existing was for a reason different from how I would break it. What is the purpose of the age of consent law? Is it just to allow parents to be able to control if their kids have babies at too young an age, because parents don’t want to raise more kids? I need knowledge of this, because this is very important. Also, we are going to be recording so much video, and we will not be able to record our kids having sex, due to the illegality of child porn. The main thing is, we need to raise our kids to love who they are and love their sexuality, and they need to be able to be sexual from the youngest age that they choose to, after being educated about sex and its consequences. Many kids nowadays eat animal protein and low-nutrient foods every day, and therefore, their bodies develop at young ages, reaching puberty at age 8, for example. Puberty is when the body is first able to reproduce, therefore, kids will start to feel sexual urges at that age, and I want to ensure that all kids, when they reach puberty, or even before, can express their sexual urges, with consenting kids, or even adults, with parental permission and supervision. The parent should be able to prevent the child from having sex with any person, if the person does not seem to be healthy and responsible.

Now, ask yourself these questions just to become even more aroused and excited and obsessed. Think about these every day. You should answer "Yes" to each question:

Are you looking for a Good Man?

Do you want to have babies?

As many babies as possible?

Do you CRAVE babies?

Do you CRAVE to spread your legs and feel ecstasy as a baby comes out of you?

Is your dream to hold a baby close to you and feel the pleasure of your beautiful baby breastfeeding?

Do you want to be financially taken care of by a man?

Are you aware of something called "The Pleasure Trap"?

Do you value the pleasure of sexuality and sex more highly than the pleasure of eating unhealthy foods, or consuming alcohol, cigarettes, weed, drugs, caffeine, etc.?

Would you give up ALL these other pleasures in order to obtain maximum pleasure associated with sex and human reproduction and the other “simple” pleasures in life?

Do you think of yourself as a reproductive machine, and would love to be as reproductive as possible?

Would you love to cook vegan, whole foods 3 times per day, at the same times every day, for the family, so that everyone knows when the food will be ready, and everyone will come home at that time to enjoy it?

Would you love cooking and cleaning and keeping the home beautiful?

Do you desire to get up in the middle of the night and nurture a child's cry?

Do you believe that sex is good and healthy, and want to teach your kids that?

Do you want to be surrounded by kids all the time?

Do you want to develop deep intimacy and passion and commitment over years and decades with a few special lovers, one of which is a man, and the rest are women?

When your kids are of legal age to have sex, and they want to have sex in the house in which you live, will you welcome them to have sex and make love with each other, wherever they are in the house, and will you embrace and enjoy it, and hope the girl is impregnated and taken care of by the boy, how I have been taking care of you?

Do you DESIRE for a masculine man to sexually dominate you and forcefully fuck you and cum inside you using all his strength and power?

Hi, I'm Dan Cilley.

You are about to have the opportunity of a lifetime.

To live in positive emotion 24/7.

To show the world how happy you are.

To show how to live the best life possible.

To scream with pleasure.

To jump for joy.

To portray the erotic ecstasy of sex and making love!

To use your body to produce the maximum number of babies as possible (naturally)!

So, I will invite you to my home.

And we will smell each other, and see if we like each other's natural scent.

And if all goes well, I will invite you to stay...for a 30-day "trial" period, without having sex.

We will live together and see if we are compatible.

You will carry out your duties, and I will do the same.

At the end of the 30 days, if you have passed the test...

Our lust and comfort level with have risen to a great level...

So that we are vibrating with such high sexual energy...

We face each other and you put your arms around my neck...

Our tongues touch and the lust is felt throughout our bodies...

We close our eyes and your lips are so soft...

I feel your hair and grip it and feel how warm and soft you are...

The love we feel for each other...

Now you spread your legs for me...

You tell me you want me inside you...

You want me to impregnate you...

My throbbing, hard cock is so hard...

Oh yes...

Oh yes...

You are ready for me.

I slowly insert it in, and the throbbing gets harder.

I'm about to explode already.

I'm going to fuck you with all my love.

I'm going to fuck you with everything I've got.

I'm going to love you forever...

I'm going to love you forever...

I'm going to stay with you forever...

I'm going to be your love forever...

Will you love me forever?

Will you desire me inside you forever?

Will you be mine forever?

My hard, hard, throbbing dick goes in!

Oh!

Oh fuck!

You wrap your legs around me, and we squeeze each other so tightly...

It's a perfect fit...

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Mmmmm...

Oh yes!

Oh yes!

Oh yes!

I love you...

Yes...

God oh YES!

Suddenly, we fall into a deep love and cannot escape!

I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!

WE ARE ONE!

I grab you and forcefully fuck you with all my passion!

Hard and fast...and my body suddenly heats up and generates extraordinary strength and POWER!

I ROAR in overwhelming pleasure!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

HaHA!

Yes!

YES!

This is what I love!

We feel so warm and loving, and cuddle with each other. I lick your face, and we feel happy and at ease.

This happens regularly. We get really horny for each other. You stick your ass in the air for me, begging me to fuck the shit out of you, and I grip your ass cheeks so tightly, and spread them widely, and lick your ass crack and suck your asshole as hard as I can!

As my steel toe boots are firmly planted on the ground, my rock-hard cock penetrates your naturally lubricated pussy, and I spank the SHIT out of you, because you are so beautiful and I LOVE you so much and KNOW that you will stay close to me and be good to me, every day!

We make love...and are in total BLISS!

We feel like DYING for each other!

We want to GIVE ourselves to each other!

And I want to see your belly grow, and I want to feed you the healthiest foods.

You should experience an ecstatic childbirth if you eat properly.

And I will love you and provide a home and food for you, for the rest of my life, as long as you do what I have stated above that is expected of you (and I will do the same).

I will provide a certain minimum standard of living.

But you must be okay knowing that the amount I provide will not necessarily ever increase.

This is because we will be constantly adding new ladies and babies to the family, until the amount of attention I can give each woman will be insufficient to satisfy them, so they would rather quit and find a regular relationship elsewhere!

I have a HUGE drive to love women and impregnate them!

Because what I value is physical intimacy and sex, and you should too.

We get our pleasure from the interaction with other humans.

And that is free!

And we are free as possible, because we require only what sustains our health and happiness, and nothing more.

I purchase huge bags of rice, beans, potatoes...

And we grow the rest in our yard!

We are super happy and vibrant all the time and show the world how to do the same!

We counteract the consumerist, diseasing paradigm!

It's...Dan Cilley's Positively Pregnant Polyamory Family!

Always pregnant!

He wants to impregnate you.

He wants to lick your pussy.

He wants to squeeze you hard and lick your neck and fuck your tight little pussy.
Ohhh YES he loves fucking you!

He wants to enjoy you all night long.

He wants to be Your Man!

He wants to see you SMILING as you spread your legs for him!

And as you spread your legs for that BABY to come out!

He wants you to give birth in the comfort of his home...

He wants to see that baby happily sucking MILK out of you!

He wants to work 8 hours per day, every single day!

He has breakfast and dinner with you every day!

And when he quits his day job, he eats breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day!

He sits close to you and feels your body and LICKS your face as he feeds your MOUTH!

He bounces a baby on his knee!

And he CHASES the kids around and through the house!

He shows the world how to be happy 24/7!

He shows what it's like to be a Real Man!

The opportunity of a lifetime.

For life.

And we grow fruits and vegetables on the property so that our family can eat the freshest foods three times a day.

He wants to sell fruits and vegetables at his home and at Farmers Markets, and give away fruits and vegetables to as many neighbors as possible, so that EVERYONE in the community is healthy and happy and joyful!

And where is this magical home, exactly?

VEGAS, BABY!

Why Vegas? We ACCOST EVERY DAY on The Strip!

Our 24/7 live channel is LIVE on DanCilley.com, and for some time each day, we show new accosts...LIVE!

And we attract new women to do the 30-day trial...

LIVE orgasms!

Licking pussy LIVE!

Licking new pussy LIVE!

LIVE squirting!

LIVE moaning!

LIVE screaming!

LIVE ROARING!

LIVE Loudest Orgasm Ever!

LIVE spreading of luscious legs!

LIVE kissing of inner thighs...

LIVE full-enjoyment of ourselves all the time!

Dan sticks out his hand and pulls a girl to where he wants to go...

And you can see...that this is what ACCOSTING IS (aggressively confronting and courting)!

He pulls her and is aggressive the whole time, telling her what to do (because this is what turns women on!).

He basically THROWS her into the back of a taxi, because he feels the girl is highly aroused.

(If she were not aroused, he wouldn’t do it, however.)

He only seeks to create harmonious pleasure with whoever he’s with!

This is REAL, not staged.

In the taxi, he FORCEFULLY kisses the girl, with controlled aggression, but only the amount that creates the most harmony and synergy!

When the taxi arrives at his house, he pulls the girl inside the house, and starts making out with her and spanking her tightly-clothed butt.

YOU'RE MINE YOU'RE MINE YOU'RE MINE!

You're gonna STAY here and live here, and have my BABIES!

You're gonna cook three meals per day, every day, forever!

The girl is 16, and has to make a decision. To quit high school and live with the polyamory family!

Quit school and be HERE! I'm YOUR MAN!

30 days later...

Dan fucking a beautiful 16-year-old! Oh MY!

Dan spreading a 16-year-old's ass cheeks and DEVOURING that adorable ASS!

Note: This sounds like I am putting women down, or talking disrespectfully…but I’m not meaning to. It’s a very loving, exciting, passionate energy that I am giving off to the girl; my love for her is so strong!

Dan licks the 16-year-old's face MUCH more passionately than licking the best tasting ice cream cone EVER!

He sucks on her ears...

And licks her mouth all over...

And raises her arms up and licks her armpits...YES, YES!

He sucks on her toes...

He licks her feet!

Oh MY!

And her pussy is SO wet and hot for him...

Tell me how badly you want me...

Tell me how badly you want to have my BABIES!

Tell me how devoted you are...

Tell me how much you want to give birth to that beautiful baby...

Yes...he spreads her legs and starts to kiss her silky soft skin...

Yes...he proceeds closer to her pussy lips...

Yes...he looks up at her face and starts to lick her clit...

He slowly and lightly starts moving his tongue in a circular motion around her clit...

The ecstasy of this...

The eroticism...

He sticks his finger in, and it's very hot and wet and slippery...

Mmmm, so good...

He fingers her so good, he's so good at petting...

Come for me...

Purrrrrrr...she feels so well taken care of, and so relaxed...

Come hither, come for me...

Yes come...

The girl is writhing in absolute BLISS!

Suddenly...OH!

Squirting...like a water hose, across the room! OH MY!

"Ahhhhhhhh!" the girl goes crazy with pleasure!

She's shaking with orgasmic POWER!

He turns her over and orders her to get on all fours!

He spanks her ass HARD as he pulls her hair!

and FORCEFULLY FUCKS her!

Slap! SLAP!

Ohhhh myyyyy gahhhhhhddd!

Fuck me! I want your BABIES!

I love you fuck you!

I love you fuck you!

YES!

Oh yes fuck me!

Oh god yes oh god YES...!

It's always a PARTY...but, we party in the healthiest ways possible!

So come to Vegas where we live the best life possible, 24/7, LIVE!

And Dan will workout 5 days a week to look the best, but also to grow strong, powerful muscles, in order to SQUEEZE YOU AS HARD AS POSSIBLE during sex and increase his stamina to maximal levels.

His dick will be as hard as possible because he eats the healthiest diet possible.

Comment on this post on why you want to join the family. Tell Dan how seriously obsessed you are about committing yourself to him, to dedicating yourself to living in positive emotion 24/7 and showing the world how HAPPY you are, how good you feel, and how much you LOVE yourself and others!
 
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He basically THROWS her into the back of a taxi, because he feels the girl is highly aroused. (If she were not aroused, he wouldn’t do it, however.)

He only seeks to create harmonious pleasure with whoever he’s with! In the taxi, he FORCEFULLY kisses the girl, with controlled aggression, but only the amount that creates the most harmony and synergy!

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YOU'RE MINE YOU'RE MINE YOU'RE MINE!

Methinks it isn't harmony you're after there, buddy.

Fucking christ. I'll give him this - the guy can type pretty well one-handed...
 
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