Here's the latest from Dan's website.
The Worst Life Possible
How to live the worst life possible: Write down your goals, and then do the opposite of what you wrote down. I have been doing that. I have been eating wheat, which causes my intestines and mood to dysfunction. I have been too scared to talk to girls. I have not been filming outside. I have not been filming anything. I hate my life. I know what I want, but I am too scared to get it. I need to eat healthfully and approach women in order to be happy. There have been sooo many girls whom I have come close to, but I am too timid to say anything. I hate this. Even if I said something, it wouldn't matter, because the women do not seem to value men anyway. I must escape this place and go to where the women enjoy men. Since I've cut my hair though, women have been looking at me more. I think the hair makes all the difference. So, all I need to do is talk to the women. It's so hopeless, because the women's sex drives are very low, because they stimulate the same part of the brain as sex does, with unhealthy foods, every day. So they act very asexual when you talk to them. It's so frustrating. And most men consume the same stimulating foods, so men are asexual too, compared with what they should be. Every man should be motivated to talk to women as he goes about his day, but it seems no one does it. I hate this. I hate how there are so many people who are offended at a guy just talking to a girl. There are so many haters. There are so many sex-starved men. All I have to do is, talk to whoever I want, and then I'll be happy. There will be haters, but what do the haters do? They just talk. Or, they act like they are going to fight me. I will fight them if they come near me. Anyone who comes near me in an obviously aggressive way, will be met with aggression by me. I have been too careful. I have been too nice! I need to be more aggressive and get what I want. I need to flirt with women, no matter what. I need to talk to girls, even if they are with their mom or dad. I need to talk to every girl I see who I am attracted to! It is so depressing to not talk to girls! It's crazy...I can't believe this. People act as if everything is okay...it's not! Your purpose is to impregnate healthy, genetically fit women! The younger, the better! And yet, no one approaches women, it seems. And when you do approach women, they don't show any serious interest in getting to know you. Do you realize how bad life is in California? People act like life is great. TV commercial narrators act like life is good. News anchors act like everything is great, except for the bad event that just happened. The truth is...for me at least...and for men similar to me...life is bad...until you get to have a woman spread her legs for you and tell you she wants you inside of her. Life is a struggle...until a girl is moaning and making sounds of pleasure in your bed. And even when all that happens...the woman's vagina may squeeze your dick tightly...so tightly that you have to use all your physical strength to force your hard penis through. And then the next day, the girl texts you, saying, "You fucked up my shit," because your fingers dug into her fat shoulders as you hammered her as hard as you could. What I'm saying is, life is way harder than it should be, in America. The wheat is somehow toxic to me, but in Italy, it may not cause any damage. The food is making women fat, so that men cannot be turned on anymore by them. The girls who are not fat act very stuck up and are not fun to be around. Red alert...red alert...you are living the worst life possible, in The First World. You do not know the joys of being in bed with three girls at one time. Girls who will strive to please you. Who will cook food for you. Who are not overweight or jaded; it's because they eat healthfully and do not have access to hundreds of men every day. They are happy and joyful and enjoy talking to you. Can you imagine what life would be like if you could get everything you wanted, if you could live the best life possible?
(tl;dr) For the first sentences, it appears he might be admitting mistakes and that he's learned something. He admits not trying to reach his goals and that he hates his life. Then he goes back to his usual "blame everyone else and gluten" routine. What I never get is how his failure to get laid means the WHOLE WORLD isn't or can't do it, because fat and Starbucks. I know, the 'tism, but you don't think the evidence in his face that other people do pair off and have sex would occasionally seep through.
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