Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

[WEEDle]

he never said he kissed his sister . as for the vagina shit yes , she showed him and his brother her vagina and he felt the "horniest" he has ever felt

He definitely did say he kissed his sister, I can't remember the exact time in the video but he said that they kissed and he felt guilty because he was worried about getting caught, but he said he shouldn't have felt that way and it was stupid, and people should be able to do what they want. But really though, it's a 4 hour and 10 minute video! I'm not surprised that some parts would go in one ear and out the other. Seeing as how Dan admits to freely wanting to fuck his family I hope his future children are safe!

Also, I have a question. In what video and when does Dan address his new haircut?

 

[dancilleyfan]

this is a "response" of dan on that happier abroad thing he always talks about :

I don't know when I am going abroad. I need to save money. I have been procrastinating to get a job. I am not as motivated as the average man, because I have a "girlfriend" already (but she stopped having sex with me 1.5 years ago); she and I are still good friends, but she is 50 years old and decided she never wants to have sex again. She has always had very negative beliefs about sex, that it is "evil," a "curse," etc. So, I see her every day, but I am in a constant state of frustration, because I want to take her clothes off, but she doesn't let me. She lets me kiss her, but doesn't let me touch her in ways that I want to. I love her because she does not use a computer or phone, is not overweight at all, acts feminine, looks feminine, and eats the food I cook for her. She does not like cooking, which is bad. And she eats a lot of junk food, which I oppose. She tells me she loves me, but whenever I do anything sexual, she hates it. I am constantly frustrated here...something has to change. I believe I should be able to find an environment where I can be myself and be loved for it.

I have not been to other states since I was 8 years old. I believe they would be more down to earth and accepting of me in other states. Burning Man doesn't interest me. It seems toxic. Something is wrong with people wanting to go into the middle of the desert...for what? What do they do there? Drugs? I don't like the mindset, personalities, etc. of those types of women. They seem unhealthy somehow.

I want super-feminine women who are family-oriented and are completely devoted to me and not distracted by other men via social media. I want women who make me the priority of their lives. I want women who don't use computers and whose sole focus in life is to be a good mother and homemaker. I want them to love waking up in the morning and doing what women should do: cook, clean, take care of the babies, etc. and I will provide them with the money/resources. They have to already be in a habit of eating very healthy, unrefined food. Whole grains, beans, vegetables, fruits, nuts and seeds. So they can't be like a typical Americanized woman who would feel like something was lacking or missing if I suggested eating a meal of brown rice, winter squash, beans, a soup without salt or sugar, and a salad with a cashew and orange dressing, but no oil. They must already live a healthy lifestyle, so will love me when they meet me and hear about what I eat and what I value. They must dream of having babies with me, because there is nothing else more fun that they have access to which spoils them. I believe TV, computers, phones, the hyper-stimulating ingredients in food (gliadorphin, casomorphin, oil, sugar, salt, caffeine, flavor enhancers, artificial sweeteners, meat, chocolate), alcohol, marijuana, birth control pill, anti-depressants, motor vehicles, instant gratification/convenience/sedentary lifestyle...all combine to undermine people's health and happiness, so they not longer appreciate a simple life; the things which used to be perceived as valuable, such as more "wholesome" music, the taste of fruits and vegetables freshly picked from the garden, just eating food together with someone without having to check one's phone repeatedly, etc. People's brains have adapted to a highly-stimulating lifestyle, so what ordinarily should be exciting is now boring. So, I am going to go to a place where the women are overjoyed just talking to me. I have experienced this already by Skyping filipinas. It was "magical" talking to them. The sound of my voice blasted them with pleasure. And these were filipinas I met on online sites. What if they didn't use computers? I am learning Tagalog now so that I can meet filipinas who are as pure as possible. I don't want them to know English and have been exposed to opportunity. I don't want them to have masculine, ambitious traits such as moving to a city in order to get a job, going to school in order to develop a career for herself, starting her own business, etc. I want to be the leader and I want them to want to be the followers. I want them to love what they do. I want them to love pleasing me. My mind is so discombobulated because of the feminist movement of making women feel guilty for staying at home. It seems like all fit women value money over being a stay-at-home mother. Only fat women enjoy cooking and want to stay at home. Why should a man feel guilty about wanting a woman to cook and clean for him? Why do women want to act like men? What kind of men are attracted to strong, hard-charging women? What is happening to the world??? I am going to be living in a very pure environment in the mountains with clean air and simple, happy women who smile and appreciate life and radiate joy and love all day long! I will speak Tagalog fluently so I can communicate effectively with them, so they know me fully and know what to expect from me, so there is never disappointment or resentment. They love me and I love them, and we are devoted and committed to each other for life!

I have tried to say more than just “hi,” but they don’t respond. They are not approachable or excitable, on average. They are jaded; men do not give them pleasure anymore…at least unknown men on the street; you have to be prequalified somehow in order for their brains to become aroused. They do not think jokes like that are funny. Most of them. I dunno, if I keep trying, then I could find someone. But I am not sure how long that would take. And if a girl would want to go out with me, she would probably be incompatible with me somehow, because of her Americanization…settling for American women is…settling. I’m going all the way! I’m going to where the women need and want me…and I need and want them…like two magnets being attracted to each other. The attraction is not “impaired” or “interfered with” due to social media, chemicalized food, etc.; they are what I need and I am what they need.

Also, I want to have a camera visible, because I want to meet girls who are not against being on camera. They can't have any negative emotion in response to the camera. They have to be unaffected by it. They have to be loving! Not paranoid. I want to have women who love me and love what I do, and I want to be able to vlog every day about the great life I am living, to show people what I do and how I do it, so the women must be happy and joyful and loving on camera.


http://www.happierabroad.com/forum/...sid=3dc4181bded051c1f4325d4a529cb453&start=90

 

[Lunachu]

His dreams of keeping a bunch of women ignorant and isolated for the purpose of being fuck slaves is very disconcerting.

Thank God he's too inept to earn the money he would need.

 

[strandedcastaway]

His dreams of keeping a bunch of women ignorant and isolated for the purpose of being fuck slaves is very disconcerting.

Thank God he's too inept to earn the money he would need.

If Dan just had a dollar for every time he's said "It's so easy" and "It's so stupid" in his videos, he could buy all the 13-year-old virgin Filipinos he could handle.

Starting about an hour and 20 minutes in, Dan describes the cops coming to his house. If what he says in this video is accurate, he's practically asking them to arrest him. They're questioning him about harassing underage girls---we've seen him approach girls as young as 12 on video, and frequently advocate how sex with underage girls should be okay, in his own words. Dan actually tells the cops that he goes for what he likes and thinks it should be okay because "girls develop faster". Then he gets mad that the cops cut him off because "my mom used to do that too". As if when you're talking back to the police they're going to just take that. "They have fixed beliefs", Dan says. Does he really not get that the police are enforcing laws and could give a fuck about your theories about 12-year-olds developing faster? Why blatantly ask for trouble? The cops asked him about child porn and if he had it. Dan laughs this off. "It's so stupid, I don't get it, it's so stupid." At the end, Dan tried to tell the cops that girls now develop sooner due to high protein---but the cops were "haters" and didn't want to listen to him. Just like his mom.

Apparently the cops were also molested as kids "which might not be bad" but they perceive it as negative and that's why they're cops? He then goes on a list of all the countries with lower ages of consent. "It's just so stupid." "Why do they come over here?" He then even admits that when he harasses underage girls, it's illegal. So then why are you surprised the cops are questioning you when you've documented it yourself?!? Fucking autistic dumbass.

I take back my earlier predictions. He's so stupid he's going to get himself arrested. He's practically asking for it.

Also, I have a question. In what video and when does Dan address his new haircut?

In the "Peanuts Cause Inflammation and Depression" video from September 12th, about 42 minutes in, the camera comes back on and he suddenly has shorter hair. He says, "I cut my hair" and then never refers to it again.

 

[dancilleyfan]

Starting about an hour and 20 minutes in, Dan describes the cops coming to his house. If what he says in this video is accurate, he's practically asking them to arrest him. They're questioning him about harassing underage girls---we've seen him approach girls as young as 12 on video, and frequently advocate how sex with underage girls should be okay, in his own words. Dan actually tells the cops that he goes for what he likes and thinks it should be okay because "girls develop faster". Then he gets mad that the cops cut him off because "my mom used to do that too". As if when you're talking back to the police they're going to just take that. "They have fixed beliefs", Dan says. Does he really not get that the police are enforcing laws and could give a fuck about your theories about 12-year-olds developing faster? Why blatantly ask for trouble? The cops asked him about child porn and if he had it. Dan laughs this off. "It's so stupid, I don't get it, it's so stupid." At the end, Dan tried to tell the cops that girls now develop sooner due to high protein---but the cops were "haters" and didn't want to listen to him. Just like his mom.

Apparently the cops were also molested as kids "which might not be bad" but they perceive it as negative and that's why they're cops? He then goes on a list of all the countries with lower ages of consent. "It's just so stupid." "Why do they come over here?" He then even admits that when he harasses underage girls, it's illegal. So then why are you surprised the cops are questioning you when you've documented it yourself?!? Fucking autistic dumbass.

I take back my earlier predictions. He's so stupid he's going to get himself arrested. He's practically asking for it.

im having a look at his newest video now . oh boy this is going to be a good one if he talks about the cops that came to his home

dan bites into an apple and sounds as if he is getting penetrated

 

[strandedcastaway]

In the last video Dan made a statement I thought was very telling. It was between how Kim let him hump her until he came again (yeah, he's leaving her lol) and the part about the cops investigating him. Dan says he doesn't like dogs or cats, and doesn't understand why anyone would want to have a pet when they could have children or spend their time having sex. Second only to his constant repeating of certain words and phrases, statements like that are the best example of his autistic (and self-centered) world view---the idea that you have a pet as a replacement for sex (not "companionship" but sex). It's like in his brain no one has pets AND wants to have sex, like pets take up 24 hours of your time. Or that in his life he's never met a family with both children and pets. Just imagine that Dan, they're not mutually exclusive. So autistic.

 

[dancilleyfan]

he hasn't posted anything in 3 days now , he went to the library each day however , I spotted him online on facebook . he also responded to some comments on youtube/facebook.

 

[strandedcastaway]

he hasn't posted anything in 3 days now , he went to the library each day however , I spotted him online on facebook . he also responded to some comments on youtube/facebook.

He just put up a new video. It appears to be much the same thing as he's posted for the past year. He explains how you can be rich, have a harem of women, eat the perfect diet, etc. I don't find Dan boring but these four-hour videos where he repeats the list of things he'll never do get old.

I notice too that he's doing a psychological defense that a lot of us do. His new goals are to grow fruits and vegetables and sell them. In itself, okay, fine, but this is a guy who lives in a tiny welfare apartment in a city. So, growing vegetables is itself virtually impossible, but setting this as a goal means he can't "fail" the way he can at, say, getting a job, getting off welfare, leaving Kim, etc. He's setting very long-term goals that he can keep repeating every day and not fail at (and also not put any effort into), which protects him mentally and is a safety net to keep him from having to set any other more realistic goals.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I don't find Dan boring but these four-hour videos where he repeats the list of things he'll never do get old.

alright Captain weirdo, I've accused you and @dancilleyfan of being the "man" himself, but I don't believe it anymore.

However, I do think the two of you are incredibly strange. What is going on in your life daily when you are willing to spend 4 hours watching a video, that you admit, is just repeating.

I believe you both have said you talk to him on facebook, and give him advice. I can't be the only one who finds this weird, especially since no one else seems to give a shit about dan (on kiwifarms).

Wtf?!

 

[highway star]

I agree with @a_name_but_backwards I'm curious too about the only two people watching Dan's 4 HOUR videos and leaving essay length commentary.

Spoiler

:autism::autism:

I personally find Dan's life hilarious but as of late he's kind of lost the spark, he's just repeating himself vocally, not actually DOING anything.

 

[lindsayfan]

New video up.

Spoiler: no fats, no femmes

There is good content here. I am confident our more dedicated Cilley-billies will ferret out the gold, but skimming through it, I enjoyed Dan complaining about not having a driver's license because when he went to the DMV years ago to renew his license, the renewal form asked if he'd ever blacked out, so he told the staff about how one time he fainted at home from malnutrition after trying to live exclusively off of oats and lentils... and the DMV didn't let him renew his license

He talks about all the different kinds of women who don't meet his standards, of course.

Also he works through some self-improvement to-do lists, which I have helpfully transcribed below.

Spoiler: Todo / TLDR

These list-making attempts by Dan to "get his life together" might actually be kind of poignant if Dan wasn't a revolting piece of useless broken-brain detritus who thinks he deserves youth in asia.

Spoiler: List One

1. I go to the farmer's markets around downtown and work all day, by September 16, 2016.

2. I purchase the Internet at my place by October 2, 2016.

3. I plant broccoli seeds in seed trays in my apartment by October 2, 2016.

4. I pay off $1,000 towards financial freedom each month buy October 30, 2016.

5. I finish my ebooks and offer it for free by October 2, 2016.

6. I give away or sell my broccoli plants by December 1, 2016.

7. I design and manufacture custom indoor plant shelving by October 15, 2016.

8. I get my own farmer's market booth by January 1, 2016.

9. I rent a tux and make a premium video series by January 28, 2017

10. I go to the Phillipines on January 29, 2017.

11. I get laid in the mountains in the Phillipines by March 15, 2017.

12. After 30 days of living with me, 3 filipinas commit to me by June 1, 2017.

13. All three are pregnant by August 1, 2017.

14. I begin construction of a permanent home on the land by July 1, 2017.

15. I purchase a bicycle and bike trailer and deliver fruits and vegetables to the nearest neighbors and invite them to come over to my newly-built home and eat the freshest, healthiest food, and I tell them that I eat dinner at the same time every day. We sing and dance and get to be ourselves and we love life.

I like list one best because his attempt at forming the habits of highly effective people just degenerates into standard Cilley nonsense, complete with his fixation on eating dinner at the same time every day.

Spoiler: List Two

1. I work 8 hours per day, 5 days per week, at earning at least ten dollars per hour, by 9-30-2016

2. I become financially free and have perfect credit, by 9-16-2017

3. I start growing vegetables in my apartment by 9-30-2016.

4. I go to the Phillipines on 1-29-2017

5. I find land in the Phillipines to live on by 3-15-2016.

6. I live with at least 3 filipinas in one apartment, and each goes through a 30-day-process where they must act loving and creative and harmonious and helpful the entire time, only enhancing the family. I have 3 filipinas in my apartment at once by 2-28-2016. I tell them what the plan is, and I tell it every day, over and over, so they know exactly what my goals are, and there is only harmony and faith and hope and desire and love... they love me and they want to be with me forever.

7. I start building a home on the land by 6-1-2016.

8. What I do during the workweek is create products to sell on my website, or consulting with clients for money, by 1-1-2017.

9. I have 3 filipinas who have passed the 30-day test, and they are all living in my apartment and they are all pregnant, by 8-1-2017.

10. I move into the home on the land by 9-1-2017.

 

[strandedcastaway]

When Dan starts complaining about the police not giving him the benefit of the doubt about being attracted to underage girls, it's the logic of someone without a grip on reality. As the previous post said, if Dan wasn't a useless, lazy, potential dangerous drain on society, it would be a little sad that this man will seek but never find a world that gives him unconditional approval to do whatever he wants at all times with no repercussions. I think a lot of us want that, but we give up the dream when we're small children. If you view Dan's words with that in mind---anything and anyone that does not totally and instantly agree 100 percent with him is evil and is an excuse to not do/try that activity---it explains everything.

Some of Dan's goals, like good health and happiness, are normal. However, for someone in a tiny, welfare apartment in downtown LA, they are a combination of the unrealistic (growing crops in his house and selling them), the impossible (always be healthy, happy, loving, and worshipped), and delusional/nauseating (having some sort of harem of underage girls in the Philippines). And he repeats them every single day, for hours, for our viewing pleasure.

 

[dancilleyfan]

He just put up a new video. It appears to be much the same thing as he's posted for the past year. He explains how you can be rich, have a harem of women, eat the perfect diet, etc. I don't find Dan boring but these four-hour videos where he repeats the list of things he'll never do get old.

I notice too that he's doing a psychological defense that a lot of us do. His new goals are to grow fruits and vegetables and sell them. In itself, okay, fine, but this is a guy who lives in a tiny welfare apartment in a city. So, growing vegetables is itself virtually impossible, but setting this as a goal means he can't "fail" the way he can at, say, getting a job, getting off welfare, leaving Kim, etc. He's setting very long-term goals that he can keep repeating every day and not fail at (and also not put any effort into), which protects him mentally and is a safety net to keep him from having to set any other more realistic goals.

right at the beginning of the video he says it is september 16 . I believe he is going through another period of self doubt and has become afraid to post new videos because people have been demanding more accosting . This , or he just ran out of things to say

alright Captain weirdo, I've accused you and @dancilleyfan of being the "man" himself, but I don't believe it anymore.

However, I do think the two of you are incredibly strange. What is going on in your life daily when you are willing to spend 4 hours watching a video, that you admit, is just repeating.

I believe you both have said you talk to him on facebook, and give him advice. I can't be the only one who finds this weird, especially since no one else seems to give a shit about dan (on kiwifarms).

Wtf?!

you should try and watch one whole video , you will understand why we are so fascinated with dan

 

[strandedcastaway]

alright Captain weirdo, I've accused you and @dancilleyfan of being the "man" himself, but I don't believe it anymore.

However, I do think the two of you are incredibly strange. What is going on in your life daily when you are willing to spend 4 hours watching a video, that you admit, is just repeating.

I believe you both have said you talk to him on facebook, and give him advice. I can't be the only one who finds this weird, especially since no one else seems to give a shit about dan (on kiwifarms).

Wtf?!

Well, the idea that I AM Dan is too stupid to even bother me. Have you ever read anything he's written?

Second, since you're asking me to powerlevel, I'll say that I'm self-employed. I can put on a four-hour video as background noise while I do my work, or skip around if someone points out an interesting part. There are interesting (as in, highly disturbing) parts in every video, but yet he's repetitive like most obsessive people. As far as why the videos are worth watching, there are countless people on kiwifarms who talk about, say, Lucas Werner, who to me is highly similar to Dan but puts out a lot less content. People seem fascinated by other cows who I think are "boring". I can't say WHY people here find one guy interesting and not the other.

Third, speaking for myself, I've never spoken to Dan on Facebook or anywhere else. You're probably thinking of when we were trying to figure out which of his Facebook friends was the guy giving Dan endless positive comments on YouTube (turned out to be Dan himself). I did comment on one of his YouTube videos but he banned me from commenting. Other than that, no personal contact with the man. So strike three on that one. Glad you feel better though.

 

[FuckYou]

I have a gut feeling that Dan might perpetrate a mass shooting. He needs immediate psychological assistance.

 

[paperbag]

nevermind.

 

[WEEDle]

I have a gut feeling that Dan might perpetrate a mass shooting. He needs immediate psychological assistance.

Dan is far too lazy and poor to purchase a firearm. Even if he were planning such an act, he does not strike me as the type who is able to keep their thoughts hidden, with Dan everything is right out in the open, he has no filter.

 

[paperbag]

Dan has a pretty big ego but not one big enough to get upset enough to lash out at the world. Whenever he's rejected or whatever he pretty much blames it on everything else except himself. For instance, he blames the ordinary American diet as the reason why most American women don't respond favorably to his 'accosting'. He thinks that these women don't desire sex because they 'blast their brains' with hyper stimulating foods.
Whene he was kicked out of Wholefoods he reasoned it was because he being 'too happy'. Rather than thinking that maybe he was being annoying he instead reasoned that people found him to be annoying because they were unhealthy.
When he went crazy 'accosting' women he didn't really care if he was being annoying. All that mattered to him was that he wasn't breaking any laws. When the couple he recorded at the park kissing requested he delete the footage, he refused. He said he would get depressed if he deleted it. He seems to lack some empathy for others and doesn't understand why not all people like being on camera like he does.
I don't know what's going to happen to Dan. He fantasizes about having a harem of Filipino women but at the moment the most he gets is 'outercourse' with Kim. He had a Chinese women over at this place last year, whom he met on-line, and has had other sexual encounters in the past; but lately he doesn't seem to try at all to get anything on-line. He said recently, when he was very horny, that maybe he should go on-line and get a fat woman, but I guess he suppressed that 'nasty' thought.
It looks like he's going to get more and more detached from reality as time goes. The longer he remains unemployed and penniless and the longer he just sticks with Kim, the more risk there is of him going off the deep end.
Dan seems to have had quite miserable times, which he has blamed on his food sensitivities and a poor diet in general. But despite seemingly having a better diet now that makes him feel calm and have no anxiety, he is still too lazy to get off his ass and get a job. He's stuck in a rut and in his comfort zone. Dan wouldn't have gone to that construction job even if he had workboots. He always backs out at the last minute.
I actually think he's content where he is. He did admit once that he likes the stress (as in stress from eating unhealthy foods sometimes) because it keeps him busy.

 

[strandedcastaway]

He thinks that these women don't desire sex because they 'blast their brains' with hyper stimulating foods.

Everyone that doesn't conform to Dan's reality has some flaw, and since diet is his obsession it's food that's the issue. This despite two very obvious facts---Dan himself has posted tons of videos where he's eating hot dogs and various other shit food, and in virtually every video "food expert" Dan has eaten something that makes him sick. That's because it's all in his twisted little mind.

He seems to lack some empathy for others and doesn't understand why not all people like being on camera like he does.

A lack of empathy is exactly what it is. He lacks the ability to relate or understand the actions of anyone but himself, which is why he's so lonely. As twisted as some of Dan's fantasies are, the videos where he feels stuck and can't bring himself to change COULD be sympathetic, except his lack of ability to feel any sympathy for anyone but himself makes him very, well, unsympathetic.

but lately he doesn't seem to try at all to get anything on-line. He said recently, when he was very horny, that maybe he should go on-line and get a fat woman,

It's not surprising that virtually every woman he fucked except Kim he met online. In person it's clear there's something rather "off" about Dan, while in an online chat he'd have a good-looking picture and then the rest of his 'tism would be harder to immediately distinguish. Each of those dozen women had a flaw, which he'll gladly recount. Wouldn't it be weird to be someone Dan slept with when he was 25 and he's still online describing how you were too fat or smoked or had a job or once criticized him or your pussy was too loose?

But despite seemingly having a better diet now that makes him feel calm and have no anxiety, he is still

Nah, in every video he complains how he feels sick because of his diet, and in every video what makes him sick changes. This after literally hundreds of videos explaining how he knows what to eat, this is still someone who put himself in the hospital with gout. Because he's an obsessive and has no clue. And he clearly has a ton of anxiety about everything, which is why he never tries to do anything and is a massive hypocrite. He's the personal trainer whose life is sitting on the couch and chugging six-packs (metaphorically, for Dan).

 

[aerostar88]

9. I rent a tux and make a premium video series by January 28, 2017

PREMIUM CONTENT

10. I go to the Phillipines on January 29, 2017.

11. I get laid in the mountains in the Phillipines by March 15, 2017.

12. After 30 days of living with me, 3 filipinas commit to me by June 1, 2017.

13. All three are pregnant by August 1, 2017.

14. I begin construction of a permanent home on the land by July 1, 2017.

This is fantastic. Why does he thing it will take a month and a half to get laid if all the women want him? What does he mean by commit to him after 30 days of living with him? Some sort of fake marriage ceremony a la Dan? Then, 1 month after the fake wedding, he expects to have a house built (lol) and then bang them for a month straight to knock them up.