😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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That's entirely possible, as far as I'm concerned it's up in the air, we may never know if Kamilar and Dan are one and the same. It's not like he's gonna admit it. Anyway sucks there's no new video to talk about. :(
 
dan posted 2 new "seminars" . it's 2 hours and a half combined of him rambling . i haven't had the time to watch them yet but I'll try and post a tldr here if i have the time to , but from the looks of it we are back at the "live the best life possible" thing
tldr - dan rambles about living the best life possible and quickly descends into his favourite subject - proper diet .
apparently he was almost tearing up because he ate a huge meal couple hours prior to the video and that made him feel very peaceful and serene . in the second video he expands to his second favourite subject - harem of feminine innocent virgin women that follow his proper diet .
we find out that dan has a fetish for pregnant women ( he states that a fit pregnant woman with a slim body but a big belly 9 months pregnant makes him "salivate" .he then proceeds to the proper diet lecturing . near the end of the video he starts expressing how women had misjudged him .
he talks about his past a bit , him being somewhat of a bully when young and his everlasting titanic battles with gluten and wheat as a teenager - the evil wheat and satanic gluten have corrupted him and messed him up . he then justifies living on welfare based on this - it is not his fault that he is on welfare nor should he feel embarrased - he is a victim of anxiety and demonic wheat/gluten .
1.11.30 - a burping dan confesses to us that he wants to separate with kim ( but he needs that money right?)

59:50 is very funny - him scratching his 1 year long unwashed hair
 
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dancilleyfan said:
tldr - dan rambles about living the best life possible and quickly descends into his favourite subject - proper diet .
apparently he was almost tearing up because he ate a huge meal couple hours prior to the video and that made him feel very peaceful and serene . in the second video he expands to his second favourite subject - harem of feminine innocent virgin women that follow his proper diet .
we find out that dan has a fetish for pregnant women ( he states that a fit pregnant woman with a slim body but a big belly 9 months pregnant makes him "salivate" .he then proceeds to the proper diet lecturing . near the end of the video he starts expressing how women had misjudged him .
he talks about his past a bit , him being somewhat of a bully when young and his everlasting titanic battles with gluten and wheat as a teenager - the evil wheat and satanic gluten have corrupted him and messed him up . he then justifies living on welfare based on this - it is not his fault that he is on welfare nor should he feel embarrased - he is a victim of anxiety and demonic wheat/gluten .
1.11.30 - a burping dan confesses to us that he wants to separate with kim ( but he needs that money right?)

59:50 is very funny - him scratching his 1 year long unwashed hair
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That was a funny recap.

Next time someone posts that Dan has "changed" or "improved", in this video he's literally saying the exact same shit about diet as three years ago. If anything, he's more delusional about gloot-en and food allergies (which are mostly in his mind; if you're allergic to peanuts and eat a bag of them, you don't walk around with gas, you end up in the ER) than he was then. Nothing has changed, just a lazy autistic guy on Skid Row babbling about wheat and gluten and how a harem of women would want him if they just didn't go to Starbucks. The guy who eats a shitty diet and is too lazy to work lecturing all of us on how we eat shitty diets and are lazy.

And I love how through all his new pickup videos he's been with Kim the whole time. Fooled all the marks with that one.
 
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Just finished watching the new videos. In the last few minutes of part 2 he seriously looks and sounds like he is about to cry but is trying to hold it back, and it is depressing to watch.
 
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Just finished watching the new videos. In the last few minutes of part 2 he seriously looks and sounds like he is about to cry but is trying to hold it back, and it is depressing to watch.
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But he's delusional. He says he wants people to grow their own food the way he is? Then he blames "energy vampires", the guy who lives in his welfare hotel, doesn't work, and adds nothing to the world calls everyone else a vampire. He's a good-looking Lucas Werner and nothing more. Unless he treats his autism he'll continue to sit where he is and rot.
 
it's sad but dan gave up on accosting ( i believe he finally realised he was getting rejected all the time ) . he's back with the lectures on how to have a proper diet(that gives you gout) and hygiene
first video he's mainly talking about "proper diet" and how wheat has corrupted him and ruined his life
second video he is of course lecturing us on how to eat healthy but at the same time he talks himself into 1 hour of daydreaming about women
in his second video : 37:20 - dan says he will have 1000 babies .
1:07:50 - dan teaches us how to alter our laughters in order to terrorize the living shit out of children
1:39:00 onwards Dan descends into madness , into some spiritual world .( he pulls out of it don't worry )
as a sidenote - dan is scratching himself rather often lately , especially his head . I imagine he will get some sort of skin disease soon because he hasn't washed his hair in at least 3 weeks now
 
What does his new video have to do with the "red pill"? Clickbait king.

Why are all of his commenters talking exactly like Dan? The ones he's not deleting that is.

Back down to ranting in his room about gloot-en.
 
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What does his new video have to do with the "red pill"? Clickbait king.

Why are all of his commenters talking exactly like Dan? The ones he's not deleting that is.

Back down to ranting in his room about gloot-en.
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well he does say the phrase "red pill" 6 times

fourth day in dan's new adventure - changing and getting a job ( for real this time !)
" when your bike is very fine tuned and you are healthy , you become one with the bike ! " - Dan Cilley , 2016
in the beginning of the video we find out that Dan has failed(again) to write down his goals , but nonetheless we should do it "every single day , 24/7 , 7 days a week" because that will program us to become "successful " like dan .
he obviously then started lecturing us about the proper diet( vegan raw whole foods , 24/7 , 3 meals a day , 5 am , 1 pm , 7 pm , every single day 24/7 , 7 days a week , non-stop 24/7)
we find out that dan will get a bike and live somewhere secluded in the mountains where savage natives will worship him for having a bike(because a bike costs 700 dollars and they will be like : wow he has a bike , he is rich ! ) . he will also connect his laptop to a bike for energy .
59:00 is very funny - someone told dan how he makes money online , but he did not tell dan how much he makes monthly , and that made dan very very angry because he is a very expressive person .
dan is also going to get a job in constructions(for real now !) and he will make around 2.5k per month . he will also create a documentary about how it is easier to attract girls abroad . he will go abroad with his camera , go up to girls and say " Hi ! I like you "
he then goes back to ranting about the proper diet and jumping to random subject ( computers leading into desire which made him tear up (he then starts singing) )
 
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For the video just posted, four of the five comments are by Kamilar Kulturistul. Dan's going back to talking to himself and pretending to be someone else to reply to himself too.

Dan thinks he'll be happier in the Philippines, but the guys at Happier Abroad aren't so sure (Dan's posting his YouTube videos in the midst of these comments but they're all linked here already:

by yick » Sun Aug 14, 2016 9:51 am
Add to the fact that he is on the dole and long term unemployed due to a wheat allergy or something or other...
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Fellas, you need the basics covered if you want a decent woman of any stripe. A job is necessary, in some semblance of shape, well dressed etc.

All the guys I know who are successful with women are actually pro-active about keeping themselves well groomed, well dressed, take an hour a day
to go to the gym, go for a run etc. They line their ducks in a row.

This fella needs to find himself a job first and foremost, I don't know any woman who wants a man sat on his arse being unproductive - I don't care what
culture it is.
Re: VIDEO: IN-FIELD Evidence of Soulless American Women

by Banano » Sun Aug 14, 2016 10:15 am

This guy comes across as retarded and socially awkward rapist, how you expecting girls to react and He got camera in their faces in broad daylight. Only America produces such morons

I can tell he got no friends, spends time playin games n doesn't get laid
Re: VIDEO: IN-FIELD Evidence of Soulless American Women
by Zambales » Sun Aug 14, 2016 11:18 am

Yup. Approaching women saying hi in a creepy voice with a camera in their faces isn't going to get you nowhere.
by MarcosZeitola » Mon Aug 15, 2016 8:27 pm
Brother you keep making all these crazy videos under your real name, writing blogs under your real name, doing everything you do under your real name. You are shooting yourself in the foot with this stuff. Imagine you found a real nice woman one day, she decided to google "Dan Cilley" and she found your online history. Gone is the nice girl. And lonely remains ol' Dan Cilley.

Be smart about this.
Re: VIDEO: IN-FIELD Evidence of Soulless American Women

by traveller » Mon Aug 15, 2016 8:31 pm

Thank goodness the OP or whoever did the videos was in Los Angeles. Had he been in, let's say, Chicago's River North neighborhood and doing that, he would have totally gotten flattened by a bunch of cop killers with AK-47s. And had he streamed it live, let's say via Skype or something directly to his Youtube channel, the video that is still up would have been no more than maybe 3 minutes, 4 at most, and the last 15-25 seconds or so would be the noise of a bunch of AK-47s and the picture going wild whiplash as the video man gets slammed to the ground and ripped to shreds by steel coated rounds travelling at over 1,000 miles an hour.

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The dude is a moron. All he needs is a bolt in his neck and he could play Frankenstein. He comes a cross as not quite right and definitely creepy.

So, in the big city, this is the way to meet girls? If he cleaned up his acct and didn't come across like he just got out if an institution, he would be a lot better off.

So, the girls don't roll over for Igor and say " let's f**k" and that proves something? In one of his other vids, he is asking girls if they want to touch him...

Identifying with such a looser just makes you look like a douchebag.
-----by starchild5 » Wed Aug 17, 2016 2:47 am
Well said OutWest...Can't believe Winston is endorsing this creep...I was generous earlier but watching his videos more and more makes me throw up.

He is the definition of loser American men..Even a guy like me in a third world sh*t hole won't be this desperate...some of his words are really uncalled for to a strange women. Women have life's too

If he works out, goes to gym, he is not bad looking but needs to work out, go to salon,spa etc... he don't need to do this low life games.

American men are soulless too and will do anything to get attention. His voice sounds like he is possessed.

He is another creepy Roosh in the making.
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GilaMonster said:
The "thirteen year olds should be allowed to have sex" talk has been increasing in these recent rants. Baby boy is getting really desperate.
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The new videos since he went back into his apartment (or Kim's apartment, since for all his lies about the situation, they're still together) are the exact same content about diet as 3, 6, or 9 months ago, right down to exact statements quoting different videos he's watched. However, that stuff with the 13-year-olds is where he could get himself in trouble because recently he's had videos hitting on 12-year-olds, and videos talking about 13-year-olds having sex. I know most of it is him talking about gluten and bad food like he's obsessed with, but the pedophilia stuff doesn't usually fly on YouTube.
 
newest dan video - from 8.30 onwards he reveals his fantasy of impregnating 16 y olds and then impregnating them every year , over and over again , in order to achieve the maximum number of babies . it seems like dan is really changing course and becoming more of a pedophile everyday
 
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=aUN2WNPVV0Mnewest dan video - from 8.30 onwards he reveals his fantasy of impregnating 16 y olds and then impregnating them every year , over and over again , in order to achieve the maximum number of babies . it seems like dan is really changing course and becoming more of a pedophile everyday
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How the fuck are there two and a half hours of this bullshit? Also who the fuck wakes up in the morning and eats a bunch of beans and then, later a bunch of fucking baked potatoes?
 
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How the fuck are there two and a half hours of this bullshit? Also who the fuck wakes up in the morning and eats a bunch of beans and then, later a bunch of fucking baked potatoes?
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Someone who thinks "carbs satisfy the hunger drive" and has tried to live on an all-potato diet?

Edited to add: He's going to write down in a spreadsheet that potatoes cause gas. This is a guy who tried to live on only potatoes because he heard online that you could. You'd think after doing that (and getting sick from it) he'd have learned that potatoes cause him gas without needing a spreadsheet, but he's not very bright. He also has a serious gas fixation where he counts his farts and wants to stay below a certain number, plus he does that weird breathing out thing where he thinks that's gas from his stomach rather than air from his lungs.

dancilleyfan said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aUN2WNPVV0Mnewest dan video - from 8.30 onwards he reveals his fantasy of impregnating 16 y olds and then impregnating them every year , over and over again , in order to achieve the maximum number of babies . it seems like dan is really changing course and becoming more of a pedophile everyday
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Nothing new, he used to say that in his old videos. He was going to target 16-year-olds (more Lucas Werner shit) and was overjoyed to find out that 16 was a legal age in some states.
 
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I'm really looking forward to him fainting at work due to his "proper" diet ( assuming he actually goes to work and doesn't come up with a last minute excuse )

1.22.00 - he repeats himself about wanting to have sex with 16 y old .
1.36.45 - pure gold , he explains how women that have access to internet are "jaded , because they are already on dating website like okcupid"
 
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1.22.00 - he repeats himself about wanting to have sex with 16 y old .
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Not just 16. "The youngest that's healthy". God only knows what that means.

Hey Dan! Maybe you should scrap the Philippines and head to Thailand instead. I hear they cater to pedophiles people like you over there!
 
2.01.10 onwards is hands down the best part of the video . he rants for a bit but trust me , it it worth listening to it .
so basically dan is having this fantasy about an indian couple with their daughter on the street . they meet dan and should be very happy to encounter such a "tall man and good looking" . they should be like : " yes yes ! meet our daughter ! please meet our lovely daughter ! " . then they would invite him to an indian restaurant where dan would follow them . dan would proceed to talk to the daughter while the parents would have countless orgasms at the thought of dan being together with their daughter . every time dan would do something that the mother wants ( such as holding hands with the daughter ) , the mother would make orgasmic sounds and in dan's word , " get off " . every time it would be just as if dan would have had his dick inside the mother . after eating the parents would beg dan to go at their house and fuck the daughter . at their house , the indian father would literally pray for them , and they would have a ceremony before allowing dan and the girl to have sex .
2.11.50 - the alleged prayers by the indian dad(this is exactly the fake language he uses to terrorize Kim)
while dan and the girl are having sex , the parent would go downstairs in the livingroom . they would be on their knees praying more for " beautiful love , beatiful romance" (dan's words) while hearing the moaning and the orgasms above them .
 
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Anyone who reads the Lucas Werner post from today and listens to the last 15 minutes of Dan's video will see two people on the same wavelength. One is obsessed with telomeres, the other with diet, and both think they should be allowed to do whatever they want at all times and the only reason they aren't is because the rest of us are screwed up. Fascinating.

Is anyone going to be surprised when these "I couldn't sleep" videos lead to Dan not going to that construction job he was supposed to start yesterday?
 
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