😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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Dan has a new video tonight. A lot more people are recognizing him, and yelling at him. Towards the end of this video, a guy recognizes him as he was talking with this girl for a block or two. Dude proceeds to start yelling at the girl to warn her, Dan stammers to explain what's going on, then at the end tells the girl to google "downtown la stalker" to find the cbs article about him. Can't make this shit up.

 
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I give him 1 week at most to find a reason to quit . I bet on him saying it was too harsh on his body especially as his gout is not fully healed
 
This seems oddly appropriate, as I imagine the stereotypical image of a construction worker catcalling a passing female. I'd like to feel optimistic about this, but given his previous work history, yeah...
 
If he working in the trades, he shouldn't expect to eat at the same time everyday. Also he won't be able to carry his slow cooker.
If he does actually have a job, I give it 1 or 2 days till his coworkers hate him and his whining.
 
a_name_but_backwards said:
If he working in the trades, he shouldn't expect to eat at the same time everyday. Also he won't be able to carry his slow cooker.
If he does actually have a job, I give it 1 or 2 days till his coworkers hate him and his whining.
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I give it less than 45 minutes. As soon as he walks in he'll be chasing his female coworkers around, and after he gets told to fuck off, he'll go to the lunch room and sit in the corner with his camera, filming everyone and making loud noises about gluten, oppression, fat women and how women leaving the kitchen and heading towards the poll booths has ruined society forever, while filling the room with his signature eu de cologne "Reeking Unwashed Povo Batshit Weirdo". The managers and HR will empty their pockets, raid the petty cash, and scrabble to find as much small change as they possibly can, and shove the money into his hands and tell him to leave before the rest of his co-workers turn in their notice and set fire to the building on their way out.
 
glass_houses said:
I give it less than 45 minutes. As soon as he walks in he'll be chasing his female coworkers around, and after he gets told to fuck off, he'll go to the lunch room and sit in the corner with his camera, filming everyone and making loud noises about gluten, oppression, fat women and how women leaving the kitchen and heading towards the poll booths has ruined society forever, while filling the room with his signature eu de cologne "Reeking Unwashed Povo Batshit Weirdo". The managers and HR will empty their pockets, raid the petty cash, and scrabble to find as much small change as they possibly can, and shove the money into his hands and tell him to leave before the rest of his co-workers turn in their notice and set fire to the building on their way out.
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now this is all assuming he goes through the interview . i imagine him starting to rumble about gluten and mgtow mid-interview

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and so the "saga" comes to an end . let's not fool ourselves , we all saw it coming . sad times man
 
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glass_houses said:
He's quitting the internet? Just like all the other times, eh?
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LOL...yeah, he'll be back. What's he going to do, actually get a job and support himself? Oh wait, he's going to work construction. There's a video from a month or two ago (Dan since deleted) I recapped earlier in this thread where Dan is offered a construction job right on camera. Fifteen minutes later he's bragging about how he's going to work construction and get money to get out of Skid Row. By the next day he said he'd get sunburned if he worked construction so he can't do it. So he has no money, literally starving, but won't work because apparently sunblock doesn't exist? He's too used to living off the government and likes it that way.

Either his brain doesn't work, he's incredibly lazy for a healthy 30-year-old former star athlete, or both.
 
Are there verifiable sources for Dan's claims of being a star athlete?
 
As far as I'm aware we just have Dan's word, and a few people that know/knew him, that he was on the baseball team in high school and he was supposedly quite talented.
 
WEEDle said:
As far as I'm aware we just have Dan's word, and a few people that know/knew him, that he was on the baseball team in high school and he was supposedly quite talented.
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too bad he got kicked as soon as the coach noticed he was creeping and hitting the cheerleaders

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...2306050390059.87610.1813287884&type=3&theater
apparently dan became a prostitute , offering his ass to this jeremy guy for a pizza and a place to stay ( assuming that jeremy is actually telling the truth)
 
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Pretty late, but I forgot I screenshot this before he edited it.
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it might actually be the case he went to vegas and is getting assfucked by that jeremy guy for food . the plane ticket ( plane ticket to vegas ? ) him missing lately , no comments on youtube/facebook lately , jeremy with the facebook posts . i remember he ( kamilar ) said in some youtube comments that apparently kim was trying to get rid of him ( that she changed the lock and avoids him and whatnot ) . it would make sense for him to move to vegan then because he wouldn't have money anymore . i'm not sure what his section 8 house is all about but would he give it up to move to vegas to sell his ass to jeremy ? i don't think so , the evidence indeed shows that he moved to vegas but I remain reluctant

interesting update on cilley . apparently he is still using library computers which means he is not in vegas and he does not have home internet . perhaps kamilar is not dan after all ?
https://www.facebook.com/dan.cilley.5/posts/10154281036860339
 
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I think it's just because this Kamilar dude had access to the internet at all kinds of random hours, but Dan could only access internet from the library if he hadn't payed his bills at home or whatever it was.
 
WEEDle said:
I think it's just because this Kamilar dude had access to the internet at all kinds of random hours, but Dan could only access internet from the library if he hadn't payed his bills at home or whatever it was.
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yes exactly that
 
Or maybe sometimes he can access random wifi. He seems to be up at weird hours, maybe sometimes he can steal wifi from a neighbor or business but it's not reliable.
I have wifi, but sometimes I get a random signal from the b&b down the road or a community center near by. If I'm downtown there is free wifi but it's touch and go if it's useable.

I don't know why you guys are using his connectivity as proof of anything.
 
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