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Vulpes Mulpes said:
I'm still not quite sure of what is the intended meaning of the phrase, but I must confess that your invitation to discover the deepest abyss of degeneracy is alluring.

Here's one of the first results I found after a quick google:

A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.
A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.
OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.

There's many other definitions as well, and one entry by a by Jack Stephans in March 18, 2014 is of interest:

1. The inability for a man to retain an erection.

I'm not particularly well-versed in the lore of Lucas Roberts, but I do believe he's chopped his weiner off? If so, that would certainly make it difficult for him to retain an erection.
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Have you seen his "porn"?
His urethra is prolapsed.
Maybe they castrated him with a waffle iron.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Maybe they castrated him with a waffle iron.
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Is this the beginning of the big iron version we didn't know we needed?

To the town of bangkok rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folxs around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them had a big iron in his hips
Big iron in his hips

I didn't even have to change that much.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Have you seen his "porn"?
His urethra is prolapsed.
Maybe they castrated him with a waffle iron.
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I have not wathed Lucas' porn, no, nor will I ever (I hope...).

I googled "propalpsed urethra", and wish I hadn't.

Here's what's written in Clevelandclinic's website:
Urethral prolapse is most common in postmenopausal people and prepubescent people assigned female at birth (AFAB).
The condition is extremely rare in people assigned male at birth (AMAB). In the medical literature, there’s only one reported case of a prolapsed urethra in a male.

Since Lucas was assigned the male gender at birth, I guess he's one of the extremely rare cases?

The rabbit hole of degeneracy can only go so deep, can it not?
 
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Vulpes Mulpes said:
I have not wathed Lucas' porn, no, nor will I ever (I hope...).

I googled "propalpsed urethra", and wish I hadn't.

Here's what's written in Clevelandclinic's website:
Urethral prolapse is most common in postmenopausal people and prepubescent people assigned female at birth (AFAB).
The condition is extremely rare in people assigned male at birth (AMAB). In the medical literature, there’s only one reported case of a prolapsed urethra in a male.

Since Lucas was assigned the male gender at birth, I guess he's one of the extremely rare cases?

The rabbit hole of degeneracy can only go so deep, can it not?
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Its rare in normal men that don't cut off their penises but not rare in Troons.
The surgeries have no standard procedure, its experimental Fleshcrafting thats butchering perfectly good organs and trying to perform origami with them like people are made out of Build a Bear components.
The Stinkditch surgeries often go catastrophically wrong, and urethra prolapses aren't uncommon.
Lucas didn't suffer some of the worst effects that happen. He got off lucky.
The SRS thread is like Pinheads Art Gallery, its full of Horrors.
 
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Truly Rural said:
Without giving this person a view here is a complete and total deboonking of everything Muta said


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edit: if this is sarcasm it's still bad.
Edit 2: holy fuck it's pedophile Zoom!


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Or am I just insane? Somebody please tell me if it's AI zoom, or I'm just schizo.
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>the whole DIY HRT directory was all made up by kiwi farmers

We've reached new levels of copium.
 
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Truly Rural said:
Without giving this person a view here is a complete and total deboonking of everything Muta said


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edit: if this is sarcasm it's still bad.
Edit 2: holy fuck it's pedophile Zoom!


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Or am I just insane? Somebody please tell me if it's AI zoom, or I'm just schizo.
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He's got that braindead Jaystation voice, I was just waiting for him to bring out the gay potion and Mac Miller spirit box
 
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I've just been watching the stream and I have to say Cephalus is not a nice man and I think he might be a faggot.
 
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Truly Rural said:
Without giving this person a view here is a complete and total deboonking of everything Muta said


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edit: if this is sarcasm it's still bad.
Edit 2: holy fuck it's pedophile Zoom!


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Or am I just insane? Somebody please tell me if it's AI zoom, or I'm just schizo.
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This guy is autistic, quite literally. All he says is "Kiwifarms are nazi right-wingers therefore it's wrong also they caused someone to kill themselves, I know this because Keffals said so, also the DIY stuff is totally fake!!!".
 
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Makoto Niijima said:
Keffels had a secret Twitch Stream...


He sounds like he's on drugs.
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Edit: I believe he is playing Hearthstone, I recognize the rope sound when I used to play the game years ago , Maybe keffels can use the rope on itself.
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Lucas calling anyone a "sweaty gamer" is the most hypocritical shit ever.
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Otm Shank said:
The first thing you might notice is the general state of the room. Lucas is a slob. His entire family are slobs. Food wrappers, old electronics, spilled drinks. The Roberts household was full of that kind of shit. At the time we were friends Lucas' developmentally disabled cousin was living with him. The kid's mom (Luke's mother's sister) was a meth-head who was determined by the state to be an unfit mother. The kid would literally piss in his room. Just stand up in the middle of a gaming session, walk over to the corner and piss. Luke used to yell at him constantly about it which is ironic because Luke's room was somehow worse than his cousin's open toilet. The mess in Luke's room was truly legendary. Ankle deep refuse, wrappers and discarded food. I once stepped on half a big mac that was dropped on the ground and left there for more than a week. One time, for no particular reason Luke threw chocolate pudding through a desk fan. He laughed gleefully as it splattered against the far wall. The pudding splatter remained there for around half a month before his father, Kingsley demanded that he clean it. Like most things Luke attempted, his cleaning effort was half-assed and pudding stains were visible for years. I simply cannot stress enough the deplorable state of Lucas' bedroom. The carpet was always moist. The walls always had some sort of dried liquid on them. You could smell the moldy, musky aroma from outside, in the hallway, with the door closed. Truly exceptional. The only one who ever bothered to clean anything or even cook a real meal was Kingsley, Luke's father. He was a pretty nice guy who I often feel sorry for. I shudder to imagine the state of their household without him.
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He engaged in group sex with other greasy trannies after connecting with a local LGBT support group. Most offensively he had casual sex with a former mutual friend of ours (another greasy nerd) while his parents slept in the next room. His mother was a notoriously light sleeper and the walls were paper-thin. Luke seemed to delight in telling me that everyone was uncomfortable in the morning except for him. Apparently him and the friend never even discussed anything before or after. Everyone just pretended it was a normal sleepover. Luke had a very hairy back and butt. The thought of that slimy dork penetrating Luke's hairy ass makes me wretch to this day.
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I feel like you could get a sappy cheesy southpark tiered lesson from Luke's whole situation from the peak of DKF to now. He banked $100k, believed he took down an "evil neo nazi stalker site", thought his skeletons would never leave his closet, had MSM spreading the fake news about the farms being an evil stalking suicide causing site while portraying Luke as the hero and basically Luke won. However, that short victory or the drugs, or maybe a combination of shit clouded his judgement and he will NEVER reach that high again. Farms are stronger than ever, Luke is hated from everyone, MSM will NEVER praise or give him attention like before, he's caught lying about the GFM money and won't have the opportunity to obtain that much money from good will ever again, and his only defenders are outliers of outliers like even other trannies are hating him and the only trannies bothering to defend Luke are the losers amongst the losers (There's also Tipster but I feel loser amongst losers is too nice to describe him). I feel like Luke could've rode the gravy train longer but I'm so happy he's fucking retarded and fucked himself over.
 
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He's got that braindead Jaystation voice, I was just waiting for him to bring out the gay potion and Mac Miller spirit box
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PS2 Nishiki said:
This guy is autistic, quite literally. All he says is "Kiwifarms are nazi right-wingers therefore it's wrong also they caused someone to kill themselves, I know this because Keffals said so, also the DIY stuff is totally fake!!!".
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But does it sound like Zoom to you? Cos I can't un-hear it.
 
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